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11-08-2005, 06:38 PM
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#2911
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by TexLex
How would I add a homemade touch to it and also make it appropriate for a family with 3 kids? I don't doubt you know the answer to this one.
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Homemade touch... place vodka in basket with 2 martini glasses, add bottle of good gourmet olives, bottle of cocktail olives, and container of good roasted nuts. Voila! Martini gift basket.
And honey, she has 3 kids. Vodka is always appropriate. You should know that.
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11-08-2005, 06:43 PM
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#2912
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Brownies
Peanut butter cookies
Pumpkin (or apple) pie
Banana bread
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Jesus motherfuckering jesusfucker. I actually did not think you would be the first PASA at whom I would need to focus my searing hatred. But there it is - your earnest little baked goods post quoted right up there.
You leave me no choice.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-08-2005, 06:43 PM
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#2913
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Originally posted by TexLex
How would I add a homemade touch to it and also make it appropriate for a family with 3 kids? I don't doubt you know the answer to this one.
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You don't happen to have an olive tree in your yard, do you?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-08-2005, 06:44 PM
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#2914
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Texas Sheet Cakes kick the ass. (And they have the added bonuse of having walnuts in them, if made properly.)
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What the hell is this? I'm here and I've never heard of it. I do, however, have a Costco-sized bag of walnuts in the fridge.
NotFromHere, walnuts are very good for you. They are also good for babies in a roundabout way which is my excuse for eating a handful a day.
I'm just giddy because my Xmas tree is up to over $150. |
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11-08-2005, 06:45 PM
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#2915
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by TexLex
You skipped lunch, didn't you?
How would pumpkin bread rate?
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I like all fun bread.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-08-2005, 06:46 PM
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#2916
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Jesus motherfuckering jesusfucker. I actually did not think you would be the first PASA at whom I would need to focus my searing hatred. But there it is - your earnest little baked goods post quoted right up there.
You leave me no choice.
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Don't sear your hatred. Sear your ahi tuna.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-08-2005, 06:47 PM
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#2917
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
PASA
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Rhymes with NASA?
By the way, you offended me with Jesusfucker. |
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11-08-2005, 06:48 PM
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#2918
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by TexLex
What the hell is this? I'm here and I've never heard of it. I do, however, have a Costco-sized bag of walnuts in the fridge.
NotFromHere, walnuts are very good for you. They are also good for babies in a roundabout way which is my excuse for eating a handful a day.
I'm just giddy because my Xmas tree is up to over $150.
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It's a scratch-baked chocolate cake -- baked on a baking sheet with chocolate/walnut icing. Kinda like a pan of brownies, only cakier. And really not hard to make.
I have no idea if it's from Texas originally or not, but really, does it matter?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-08-2005, 06:48 PM
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#2919
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by TexLex
I'm just giddy because my Xmas tree is up to over $150.
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What does this mean? Money grows on trees in Texas? |
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11-08-2005, 06:49 PM
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#2920
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What does this mean? Money grows on trees in Texas?
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No, I'm ebaying my Xmas tree. |
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11-08-2005, 06:53 PM
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#2921
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't sear your hatred. Sear your ahi tuna.
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It figures that this would be your new favorite dish. Seared ahi tuna was a fun new menu item up until the point that Mojitos started becoming the trendy new PASA drink. If I were to give you the benefit of the doubt, I would assume that seared ahi tuna has attained some sort or retro-hipness -- sort of the iceberg lettuce wedge salad of the early millenia. But I tend not to give the benefit of the doubt in these situations.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-08-2005, 06:55 PM
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#2922
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Rhymes with NASA?
By the way, you offended me with Jesusfucker.
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I'll see if I can set things right while you are blowing me.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-08-2005, 06:56 PM
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#2923
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It figures that this would be your new favorite dish. Seared ahi tuna was a fun new menu item up until the point that Mojitos started becoming the trendy new PASA drink. If I were to give you the benefit of the doubt, I would assume that seared ahi tuna has attained some sort or retro-hipness -- sort of the iceberg lettuce wedge salad of the early millenia. But I tend not to give the benefit of the doubt in these situations.
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My favorite dish is magical horseshit, which apparently has made a comeback.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-08-2005, 06:58 PM
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#2924
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'll see if I can set things right while you are blowing me.
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Bitch please. Don't take advantage of me just because I like the pussy. |
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11-08-2005, 07:07 PM
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#2925
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Bitch please. Don't take advantage of me just because I like the pussy.
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What additional bases do I need before I can take advantage of you?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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