GO ABBA GO!!! - Page 195

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-26-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Suck it, Francis we put my husband's name.

Now. We are done with this are we not?

Uh... Follow up? What's with the fake titted dog?

TM

patentparanyc · 10-26-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh... Follow up? What's with the fake titted dog?

TM

It was a reference to Toto, in the Wizard of Oz.

toto is mine are spectacular.

obviously, my humor is not funny....

10-26-2007, 05:53 PM

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If I had a dog and she had fake tits, this still wouldn't bother me.

Anyone else getting a vision of the back-alley plastic surgery scene from Dark Passage? No? Just me then. Ok.

patentparanyc · 10-26-2007, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Anyone else getting a vision of the back-alley plastic surgery scene from Dark Passage? No? Just me then. Ok.

the crying game, now that you ask.

10-26-2007, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
my dog died

even as he aged he didn't get the equivalent of man boobs. that might be because cancer was eating him up.

I think it's tragic that you feel like you have to trammel a pain like this into two lines. If you want to get this off your chest, we're here to listen. And read. Read and listen. More reading than listening, actually. In fact, no listening at all.

ltl/fb · 10-26-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I think it's tragic that you feel like you have to trammel a pain like this into two lines. If you want to get this off your chest, we're here to listen. And read. Read and listen. More reading than listening, actually. In fact, no listening at all.

I think a long-ass hank story would be good here.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-26-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Anyone else getting a vision of the back-alley plastic surgery scene from Dark Passage? No? Just me then. Ok.

I am getting a vision of strippers, alcohol and general carousing.

But that's b/c I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend.

I used to be 100% pumped about these things. Now I'm 25-50% worried that I'll drink too much, pass out in a cab and wake up next to some big, fake-titted bichon.

NotFromHere · 10-26-2007, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think a long-ass hank story would be good here.

You are 100% wrong.

ltl/fb · 10-26-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Now I'm 25-50% worried that I'll drink too much, pass out in a cab and wake up next to some big, fake-titted bichon.

What about that worries you?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-26-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What about that worries you?

I don't like fake tits. Drinking might make me lower my standards.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-26-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What about that worries you?

Well, as ABBA has told us, sex with a dog is not exactly satisfying.

patentparanyc · 10-26-2007, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You are 100% wrong.

you can't be convinced even for friday and a nice one about his dead dog with man boobs?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-26-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh... Follow up? What's with the fake titted dog?

TM

Or the husband's name on the birth certificate?

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-26-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I actually think "And your little fake titted dog, too" would make a good thread title.

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ltl/fb · 10-26-2007, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, as ABBA has told us, sex with a dog is not exactly satisfying.

She wasn't doing it right, or the dog wasn't -- perhaps because he was a virgin? Sex with anyone who uses their impressively large schlong to come against your arm is unsatisfying.