Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Confidential to fringe:

since we're all showing our girlie sides tonight, let me ask, what's wrong with a guy only having like half his teeth, and those being kind of rotten?

Nothing, as long as I never have to see or smell him, let alone kiss him.

Luckily we can see from your picture that your teeth are quite perfect. Or did you only get caps on the visible ones?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ever had a venus butterfly?

Hank, you are showing your age with that one.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Me
Hank, you are showing your age with that one.

Saw it in reruns, but no reason to reinvent the wheel.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ever had a venus butterfly?

If you mean the thing that happened on La Law no, of course not, cause it was completely made up. If you mean something else, no, cause I have no idea what you are talking about. Unless you mean the "massager" in which case, no I have never owned a venus butterfly. So what has it got to do with no teeth?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Saw it in reruns, but no reason to reinvent the wheel.

That show has only ever been syndicated on Lifetime. NTTAWWT.

[Dave]

Originally posted by dtb
I am Penske, and so is my wife!

I am not not_Penske, and that's enough for me.

[Dave]

OVERPAID?

So the Calgary Herald's business section ran a list of "The 10 most overpaid jobs in Canada" (www.canada.com/calgary).

While he wasn't actually named in the list, the Herald used a picture of the Red Wings' own Curtis Joseph to illustrate No. 6: "Lackluster professional athletes. An athlete that brings in more revenue than he or she is paid earns their keep . . . Many don't." The caption pointed out that Cujo "pulls in $8 million U.S. a year."

Remember, it's "The 10 most overpaid jobs in Canada," so Czech goalies weren't eligible.

The other sports-oriented entry was No. 7: Beer endorsers, like former Canadien Rejean Houle. Nothing against beer-shilling jocks, it's just an unnecessary job.

The Herald said beer accounted for 81.3 percent of the 2.7 billion liters of alcoholic beverages sold in Canada in 2002, so "selling beer to Canadians remains about as difficult as pitching bananas to monkeys."

Any Canadians who might be offended by that stereotype can take it up with the Herald.

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[Not Me]

Originally posted by leagleaze
If you mean the thing that happened on La Law no, of course not, cause it was completely made up. If you mean something else, no, cause I have no idea what you are talking about. Unless you mean the "massager" in which case, no I have never owned a venus butterfly. So what has it got to do with no teeth?

The best cunnilingus* I ever had was this guy who used his teeth. He would take his teeth and GENTLY (very) hold my clit and suck (not gently) and then release and suck and then release, etc. It almost made me love him.

Now I know that description wasn't as good as TM's blow job description, but I am not here to entertain you. I just feel it is my moral obligation to educate the great unwashed masses.

Guys, listen up. The hole ain't where it's at.


*cunnilingus is a WAY funnier word than carpet-munching

[Not Me]

G-spot Poll

a) Yes, the G spot exists;

b) No, there is no such thing as the G spot.


Pick one.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Not Me
G-spot Poll

a) Yes, the G spot exists;

b) No, there is no such thing as the G spot.


Pick one.

c) why would it interest me?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
c) why would it interest me?

The more orgasms you cause, the more sex you get?

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by bilmore
The more orgasms you cause, the more sex you get?

I thought you were married too?

[SlaveNoMore]

bilmore
The more orgasms you cause, the more sex you get?

I think I miss the logic.

You bill over 2500 and make the partners rich, so they look at their draw and have a lot of orgasms - then they kick you a paltry bonus which you can then use on hookers and cheap booze. Is that it?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I thought you were married too?

Sounds like you might not be for long.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I think I miss the logic.

Believe me, Slave, no one here ever thought you would get it.