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08-26-2005, 01:00 PM
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe. But he's funny.
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I didn't get it, so it wasn't funny to me. And the guy doesn't even like making love to his wife. What a looser. |
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08-26-2005, 01:05 PM
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't get it, so it wasn't funny to me. And the guy doesn't even like making love to his wife. What a looser.
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I didn't get it either. And Fred McGriff's a lousy tipper.
Greg sux in many dimensions. |
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08-26-2005, 01:06 PM
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08-26-2005, 01:10 PM
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't get it, so it wasn't funny to me. And the guy doesn't even like making love to his wife. What a looser.
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Greg is mocking a commercial (for a youth baseball instructional video series) that plays ad nauseum on ESPN.
http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/phr...age.asp?ID=386 |
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08-26-2005, 01:14 PM
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08-26-2005, 01:16 PM
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Not Halle. Damn hot, laugh lines or no. |
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08-26-2005, 01:21 PM
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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What?
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Oh. Sorry.
Greg is mocking the Tom Emanksi commercial, which has Fred McGriff (a not terribly charismatic baseball player) endorsing a video to teach kids how to play baseball. Tom's teams, according to his commercial, have won back to back to back titles.
So, that's why coltrane said that Greg was funny. Of course, unless Greg is kidding about the conversation with his wife, he's still an idiot, though, and apparently Not Good in the sack, |
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08-26-2005, 01:22 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What?
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The commercial has literally been running on ESPN for over ten years. If you don't watch sports, you won't understand it.
Plus, you are stupid.
Happy Friday!
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08-26-2005, 01:24 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The commercial has literally been running on ESPN for over ten years. If you don't watch sports, you won't understand it.
Plus, you are stupid.
Happy Friday!
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I don't think that's a good use of "literally." |
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08-26-2005, 01:28 PM
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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I don't think that's a good use of "literally."
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ZING!! |
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08-26-2005, 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ZING!!
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Mother fuckity fucker fucking fucker fuckass assfucking pro se fucker.
eta that is not directed at you, gwinky. it's more of an explanation for when I'm found dead from simultaneous explosion of all blood vessels in my body. |
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08-26-2005, 01:30 PM
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh. Sorry.
Greg is mocking the Tom Emanksi commercial, which has Fred McGriff (a not terribly charismatic baseball player) endorsing a video to teach kids how to play baseball. Tom's teams, according to his commercial, have won back to back to back titles.
So, that's why coltrane said that Greg was funny. Of course, unless Greg is kidding about the conversation with his wife, he's still an idiot, though, and apparently Not Good in the sack,
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Usually that's the woman's fault. No offense.
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08-26-2005, 01:31 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think that's a good use of "literally."
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I wanted to make sure you didn't think I was exaggerating.
For example, if you were to say "I have taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would think you might be exaggerating. However, if you said "I have literally taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would not think you were exaggerating and would believe that you have actually taken it in the ass hundreds of times.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-26-2005, 01:32 PM
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I wanted to make sure you didn't think I was exaggerating.
For example, if you were to say "I have taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would think you might be exaggerating. However, if you said "I have literally taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would not think you were exaggerating and would believe that you have actually taken it in the ass hundreds of times.
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You are more of a dumbass that I ever thought. Kudos. |
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