Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 196

Sparklehorse · 10-05-2005, 01:27 PM

Squirrel is being served at fine restaurants in London:

NY Times article here

Scented with garlic, it was fork-tender, no more gamy than a guinea hen and quite delicious in its juniper-flavored gravy.

"We get the animals from a supplier in the West Country, and the public reaction has really been quite positive," the chef, Craig James, told me. "They're shot primarily to protect songbird eggs. Their furs go to be made into hats and gloves."

taxwonk · 10-05-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Squirrel is being served at fine restaurants in London:

NY Times article here

Scented with garlic, it was fork-tender, no more gamy than a guinea hen and quite delicious in its juniper-flavored gravy.

"We get the animals from a supplier in the West Country, and the public reaction has really been quite positive," the chef, Craig James, told me. "They're shot primarily to protect songbird eggs. Their furs go to be made into hats and gloves."

How do they compare to Guinea Pig?

leagleaze · 10-05-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Who the fuck is this?

The other kayaker.

ltl/fb · 10-05-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
How do they compare to Guinea Pig?

Or pug?

spookyfish · 10-05-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Allen Edmonds? Fuck that shit - Alden!

I really need to start paying attention to subject lines. . .

Shape Shifter · 10-05-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
How do they compare to Guinea Pig?

Both work well as bait for dogs, which you can then use as bait for sharks.

Mr. Man · 10-05-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Would it change your mind if I told you I had stickers on it to increase the horsepower?

And ground effects. And Alteeza lights. Sweet.

Now weez talkin. How about one of those big arse tailpipes normally reserved for CRXs or Civics?

Mr. Man · 10-05-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Catherine Zeta Jones

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=catherine+zeta+jones/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12k6k1m4d/EXP=1128614725/*-http%3A//actortracker.com/images/actors/Catherine_Zeta_Jones_m.jpg[/IMG]

Sophie Marceau

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Sophie+Marceau/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12rved5la/EXP=1128614168/*-http%3A//www.askman.com/imagesvote/july00/french_women/sophie_marceau.JPG[/IMG]

Penelope Cruz

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=penelope+cruz/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=13k2usrbu/EXP=1128614384/*-http%3A//adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/penelope-cruz/penelope-cruz04.jpg[/IMG]

You. Are. Brilliant.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-05-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
How do they compare to Guinea Pig?

Boiled or kabob?

Shape Shifter · 10-05-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
You. Are. Brilliant.

Right. Like any man is going to listen to directions from a chick.

Mr. Man · 10-05-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Squirrel is being served at fine restaurants in London:

NY Times article here

Scented with garlic, it was fork-tender, no more gamy than a guinea hen and quite delicious in its juniper-flavored gravy.

"We get the animals from a supplier in the West Country, and the public reaction has really been quite positive," the chef, Craig James, told me. "They're shot primarily to protect songbird eggs. Their furs go to be made into hats and gloves."

Not bad. More like duck than chicken though. Back in the day, our proper method was to hang them from the top of the garage with a coat hanger and try to peel the skin off in one piece (a la the apple in Sleepless in Seattle).

FYI, that is one of the reasons I no longer eat meat, unless of course it is blended into a creamy hot dog shape and purchased from a Zagat rated hot dog establishment. I believe CNN calls this condition being a "flexitarian".

Hank Chinaski · 10-05-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Clarification - a REAL pearl necklace.*

*Now I have that goddamned ZZTop song in my head. Jesus, make it stop. How could a band with a guitarist that technically good be that fucking awful?

The secret is to have never heard the songs in the first place.

Mr. Man · 10-05-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right. Like any man is going to listen to directions from a chick.

Hmm. Interesting problem. Although I'm thinking a Penelope Cruz inset on the GPS screen may challenge that historical phenomenon (especially considering she is not in the car bitching about everything else in the world). Perhaps it is just for those desperate times when the hacked into GPS screen is not playing porn DVDs. Then again maybe those two concepts could be combined... Man, I'm on a Ron Popeil roll today.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-05-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Hmm. Interesting problem. Although I'm thinking a Penelope Cruz inset on the GPS screen may challenge that historical phenomenon (especially considering she is not in the car bitching about everything else in the world). Perhaps it is just for those desperate times when the hacked into GPS screen is not playing porn DVDs. Then again maybe those two concepts could be combined... Man, I'm on a Ron Popeil roll today.

Yeah. It's not like Sophie Marceau is making you stop every hour to pee or is complaining about the car being too cold.

Hank Chinaski · 10-05-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So many ways to link these stories... Hank, can you photoshp me an old bag with a heavy guage tackle hook through her jaw? No Bea Arthur or George Burns shit here... we need authenticity...

I made a secret prediction via PM with nfh that you were into granny pornos- she agreed. but I don't think either of us suspected you were into elder snuff films. That some hard core shit there.