Meh.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What additional bases do I need before I can take advantage of you?

You could at least offer her a festive Martini Gift Basket.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You could at least offer her a festive Martini Gift Basket.

Done.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What additional bases do I need before I can take advantage of you?

:blush:

Are you hitting on me?

:blush:

eta: ncs, thanks for slipping PLF the vodka tip.

Hello Balt

I understand you have accused me of outing you. I also understand what things you claim I said about you. Might I suggest your check your fucking facts before making outrageous claims about me when I cannot defend myself? I did not know anyting about you, pre banging RT, except this (and yes I will put it in a laundry list, bc guess what, this shit aint outable)

1) You purportedly have martini glass chest hair. Do you go topeless at work? IS this outable?

2) You are married with kids.

3) You are one serioslyu grouchy and uptight mofo from the DC board who probably lives in Baltimore based solely on the moniker.


Thats it. A married grumpy hairy chested lawyer from Charm City. You're outed. Put your fucking shirt on and get a sense of humor and two of the three things I know about you are gone.

I use this info bc your allegation goes to an outing I did on Infirm. I now have some more up to date info (and now I really have some more up to date info that I didnt have a half hour ago) but I aint gonna post that. Bc thats not how I roll. I'm ethical and shit an dI hve never fucking outed anybody.

So either email me the post your bullshit claim making artist, or publicly retract your statement. We all know its all pretext for my having gotten on your nerves, anyway. I am waiting for your apology.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It figures that this would be your new favorite dish. Seared ahi tuna was a fun new menu item up until the point that Mojitos started becoming the trendy new PASA drink. If I were to give you the benefit of the doubt, I would assume that seared ahi tuna has attained some sort or retro-hipness -- sort of the iceberg lettuce wedge salad of the early millenia. But I tend not to give the benefit of the doubt in these situations.

You've a a spot of something on your pleated trousers. I think its wasabi mashed potatoes. Or is it pinot grigo? You would order that with a meaty fish, wouldn't you?

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hello Balt

I understand you have accused me of outing you. I also understand what things you claim I said about you. Might I suggest your check your fucking facts before making outrageous claims about me when I cannot defend myself? I did not know anyting about you, pre banging RT, except this (and yes I will put it in a laundry list, bc guess what, this shit aint outable)

1) You purportedly have martini glass chest hair. Do you go topeless at work? IS this outable?

2) You are married with kids.

3) You are one serioslyu grouchy and uptight mofo from the DC board who probably lives in Baltimore based solely on the moniker.


Thats it. A married grumpy hairy chested lawyer from Charm City. You're outed. Put your fucking shirt on and get a sense of humor and two of the three things I know about you are gone.

I use this info bc your allegation goes to an outing I did on Infirm. I now have some more up to date info (and now I really have some more up to date info that I didnt have a half hour ago) but I aint gonna post that. Bc thats not how I roll. I'm ethical and shit an dI hve never fucking outed anybody.

So either email me the post your bullshit claim making artist, or publicly retract your statement. We all know its all pretext for my having gotten on your nerves, anyway. I am waiting for your apology.

OH, and by the way, until you started fucking RT, I didn't know you from soupsandwich, Your board persona is about as lively and descriptive as your moniker and avatar. Get over yourself.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
:blush:

Are you hitting on me?

:blush:

eta: ncs, thanks for slipping PLF the vodka tip.

I'm offering to split your martini gift basket. And I don't even like martinis. Or olives. That's. How. I. Roll.*



*did I do it right?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am waiting for your apology.

Or what?

You'll leave again?

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hello Balt

I understand you have accused me of outing you. I also understand what things you claim I said about you. Might I suggest your check your fucking facts before making outrageous claims about me when I cannot defend myself? I did not know anyting about you, pre banging RT, except this (and yes I will put it in a laundry list, bc guess what, this shit aint outable)

1) You purportedly have martini glass chest hair. Do you go topeless at work? IS this outable?

2) You are married with kids.

3) You are one serioslyu grouchy and uptight mofo from the DC board who probably lives in Baltimore based solely on the moniker.


Thats it. A married grumpy hairy chested lawyer from Charm City. You're outed. Put your fucking shirt on and get a sense of humor and two of the three things I know about you are gone.

I use this info bc your allegation goes to an outing I did on Infirm. I now have some more up to date info (and now I really have some more up to date info that I didnt have a half hour ago) but I aint gonna post that. Bc thats not how I roll. I'm ethical and shit an dI hve never fucking outed anybody.

So either email me the post your bullshit claim making artist, or publicly retract your statement. We all know its all pretext for my having gotten on your nerves, anyway. I am waiting for your apology.

I don't think you can go wrong with banana bread.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
rant

Who had the under at less than 24 hours? Sebby?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You've a a spot of something on your pleated trousers. I think its wasabi mashed potatoes. Or is it pinot grigo? You would order that with a meaty fish, wouldn't you?

Yes, exactly. Wasabi mashed potatoes. Don't get me wrong. I have enjoyed my share of seared ahi and wasabi mashed potatoes in my day. But for the sake of all the jesusfuckers in the house, sear something else. Anything. Sear some fucking mountain goat and serve it with yak piss-infused potatoes. I don't care. But all these restaurants have nice young lads like Coltrane stuck in 1996.

And. It's. Just. Not. Fair.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think you can go wrong with banana bread.

You think rightly.

(or a nice sourcreamapplewalnut pie baked by the gal in your office who used to be a pastry chef at a fancy TCOTU restaurant who sells holiday pies for $20/per)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Who had the under at less than 24 hours? Sebby?

Ka-ching. Please make your check payable to "Silver Catfish Blacktop and Demolition." The wife... she demanded access to my regular accounts...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
You think rightly.

(or a nice sourcreamapplewalnut pie baked by the gal in your office who used to be a pastry chef at a fancy TCOTU restaurant who sells holiday pies for $20/per)

Does she have a contest?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
You think rightly.

(or a nice sourcreamapplewalnut pie baked by the gal in your office who used to be a pastry chef at a fancy TCOTU restaurant who sells holiday pies for $20/per)

Pie Braggart.