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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Cruise
Paris
Barbaro

I can't shoot Britney - the velocity of her decline is mindblowing.

Cruise and Paris are my first two choices, and then I don't know who to spend the last bullet on. Maybe I save it to shoot myself if I get stuck on a desert island with any of the rest of them.

ETA wonk has my proxy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Cruise and Paris are my first two choices, and then I don't know who to spend the last bullet on. Maybe I save it to shoot myself if I get stuck on a desert island with any of the rest of them.

QED

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Thank you, Hank. And FWIW I didn't gain that much or have that much to lose. and he's concerned with the superficial but not that much, geez louise.

Jesus, Hank -- until I saw her response I thought you were bullshitting.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Sisyphus crushed by rock.

Film at 11.

Atlas shrugged.

Film at 10:59.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
All your posts indicate is that if someone female and single says that they don't like you, they are, according to you, lonely, unhappy, trapped in their jobs and dysfunctional.

I'll make things clear for you where I stand and then I'll shut up. You're a twit. You appear brainless and vapid (hi wonk!). You are not funny and have no sense of humor. I don't like you. At all. I am not lonely, unhappy or trapped in my job (I may be a little dysfunctional). I simply do not like you. At all.

Carry on.

(if you are penske, you are doing a fine job. But I don't think you are penske).

For the record, I will note that Gwinky is also hot. Super-hot. Hot and toasty hot.

She left this out, but I think it is somehow relevant to all of this.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Jesus, Hank -- until I saw her response I thought you were bullshitting.

maybe she doesn't know what options become ripe if you fail to cure after a correction period?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
QED

This is just a stupid fucking post. Christ. At least put a little effort into it. Oooooh, maybe if I insert a latin mathemtical phrase, people will think I'm witty. If I do it twice, twice as witty!

Wrong, douchebag.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I give up. I will no longer, in my seemingly reasonable way (but with an undercurrent of mild disapproval), attempt to make everyone get along.

Don't give up, you fucking pussy.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Don't give up, you fucking pussy.

Lay off the old pussy, you stupid fuck.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I was doing my normal morning click through the usual gossip sites (dlisted, defamer, wwtdd, etc), and it finally occurred to me - "Why do I read this crap? These people make me me ill."

So, if you had a gun with only 3 bullets, who of the following would you take out:

Blohan
Paris
Nicole R
Tori S
Jessica
Nick
Britney
K-Fed
T Cruise
Katie
Suri
Angelina
Brad
Shiloh
Other

First I'm shooting Blohan, because I'm tired of looking at photos of her skank, freckled ass.

Then I'm immediately shooting Tom Cruise, for the good of all mankind.

I think I'm using my last one on Shiloh.

Well, Paris to put her out of her misery, Cruise to put us out of our misery, and K-Fed so that Britney will be back on the market!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is just a stupid fucking post. Christ. At least put a little effort into it. Oooooh, maybe if I insert a latin mathemtical phrase, people will think I'm witty. If I do it twice, twice as witty!

Wrong, douchebag.

Are you bothered you know why you shouldn't like all of those celebs? lord knows I posted dumb things before, and you've never been so visably bothered. Was Slave your beard to come out of the "i read gossip" closet, and then you found out he isn't sufficient cover?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Well, Paris to put her out of her misery, Cruise to put us out of our misery, and K-Fed so that Britney will be back on the market!

Slave- how you feeling now about the people you've touched?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
For the record, I will note that Gwinky is also hot. Super-hot. Hot and toasty hot.

She left this out, but I think it is somehow relevant to all of this.

Yay!! I'm hot!!

(thank you Sidd. Very nice of you to say).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you bothered you know why you shouldn't like all of those celebs? lord knows I posted dumb things before, and you've never been so visably bothered. Was Slave your beard to come out of the "i read gossip" closet, and then you found out he isn't sufficient cover?

What? I've previously admitted to reading the wife's US Weekly.

And I'm just trying to keep the ball rolling in the New and Improved FB: vitriol, flamewars, ragging on Not Bob, Penske(!),etc. Isn't this exciting?

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you bothered you know why you shouldn't like all of those celebs? lord knows I posted dumb things before, and you've never been so visably bothered. Was Slave your beard to come out of the "i read gossip" closet, and then you found out he isn't sufficient cover?

You're right in the sweet spot of inane plus surreal. Don't stop now.

CDF