Meh. - Page 197

dtb · 11-08-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Does she have a contest?

Not that I know of, but perhaps I can arrange something.

Hmmm. Do you have any suggestions as to what the winner of such a contest might take home as a prize?

dtb · 11-08-2005, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Pie Braggart.

There are so few things I can brag about (we can't all be Pretty Ladies, you know). I have to take the opportunities as they present themselves.

Pretty Little Flower · 11-08-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
OH, and by the way, until you started fucking RT, I didn't know you from soupsandwich, Your board persona is about as lively and descriptive as your moniker and avatar. Get over yourself.

I miss missing paigow. <sniff>

11-08-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Or what?

You'll leave again?

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

So we have a grown man who cannot admit he made a false accusation in a pile on attempt of uncertain motivation?

Well balt, I don't normally think such embarrassing male pride should be rewarded but your lack of personality and identity on this board is just sad. At this point, you are just the angry paper bag that is banging our saintly and much loved RT. Which is a great thing to be doing, but there is no "you" in this. Hell, you could be one of her vibrators, but I understand they are pink and thus more colorful!

So some spinsters and I have decided to give you a board makeover. You know, make yourself more memorable Stand out fron an andViolins. Rome wasnt built in a day so this will take some time. But what would you like to be percieved as? Funny? Sexy? Happy? Well-adjusted? Mature? Hot? Give us some ideas and the Dry Five will hook you up.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 11-08-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
OH, and by the way, until you started fucking RT, I didn't know you from soupsandwich, Your board persona is about as lively and descriptive as your moniker and avatar. Get over yourself.

Sometimes they just won't stay dead.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-08-2005, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yes, exactly. Wasabi mashed potatoes. Don't get me wrong. I have enjoyed my share of seared ahi and wasabi mashed potatoes in my day. But for the sake of all the jesusfuckers in the house, sear something else. Anything. Sear some fucking mountain goat and serve it with yak piss-infused potatoes. I don't care. But all these restaurants have nice young lads like Coltrane stuck in 1996.

And. It's. Just. Not. Fair.

You bastard! I just dropped my Punch Extra Dark... burned a hole in my pants. Luckily, I had three fingers of McCallan handy to put it out.

You and I, we must have a mango martini someday. Infused with freshly scooped nectar. I know an excellent place when you're next in town. They have fantastic green tea ice cream, which I know you love.

notcasesensitive · 11-08-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Sometimes they just won't stay dead.

I miss Nut Case, Sensitive. <sniff>

11-08-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ka-ching. Please make your check payable to "Silver Catfish Blacktop and Demolition." The wife... she demanded access to my regular accounts...

My demands were met. Who had that bet?

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-08-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
My demands were met. Who had that bet?

I hedged. I had both.

Shape Shifter · 11-08-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Not that I know of, but perhaps I can arrange something.

Hmmm. Do you have any suggestions as to what the winner of such a contest might take home as a prize?

Banana bread.

11-08-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Sometimes they just won't stay dead.

Aw, G3.. I thought we were friends. Does this mean I can use you an a non descript poster in my next balt analogy?

Oh shit, you are the preggo fetish right? That stands out. NEver mind.

notcasesensitive · 11-08-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hedged. I had both.

Your prior response was funnier.

robustpuppy · 11-08-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Or what?

You'll leave again?

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Apropos of nothing, I just want everyone to know that my husband has martini glass chest hair. Everyone, please add this to your compilations of stuff you know about me.

notcasesensitive · 11-08-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Apropos of nothing, I just want everyone to know that my husband has martini glass chest hair. Everyone, please add this to your compilations of stuff you know about me.

What happens to martini glass chest hair at the base? is there some sort of waist wrap-around feature to it? Or does martini glass mean (baseless) martini glass? Like those shi-shi martini places in NY that put the (baseless) glasses in a box or whatever.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-08-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yes, exactly. Wasabi mashed potatoes. Don't get me wrong. I have enjoyed my share of seared ahi and wasabi mashed potatoes in my day. But for the sake of all the jesusfuckers in the house, sear something else. Anything. Sear some fucking mountain goat and serve it with yak piss-infused potatoes. I don't care. But all these restaurants have nice young lads like Coltrane stuck in 1996.

And. It's. Just. Not. Fair.

A good year. Seinfeld was still good. My goatee was coming in nicely. Deep Blue defeated Garry Kasparov. Germany beat the Czech Republic 2-1 with a Golden goal to win Euro 96. Someone tried to bomb me (unsuccessfully) out of the Atlanta Olympics. The Dow was ridiculously high at 6000. I murdered Jon Benet Ramsay and shot Tupac. Norm MacDonald and his Bob Dole impression. I turned 21 that year. PLF turned 40. All in all, good times.