Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.nba.com/news/allnba_040425.html

Shaq, Kobe, Garnett, Duncan and Kidd. Looks like they all believe the West/East balance is not shifting. And the one East guy really doesn't deserve it this year, he had an off year.

If they're right LA/Minn are playing for the NBA Championship, while Det/Ind/NJ are playing for the chance to loss in the finals.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Thoughts on Blender's list of 50 Worst Songs:

Just so everyone can despise me more than they already do, I have to say the only song on there that really bugs the crap out of me is Breakfast at Tiffany's. Not that I'd want to have to listen to the rest of them as an endlessly looping soundtrack for the remainder of my days, but they just aren't that offensive to me.

Though knowing that someone hears "Dance Hall Days" and thinks "yay! cotillion!" is . . . . blech. No one I knew liked cotillion. I think I would have hated it, but never went so we'll never know.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is that lady?

I think it is Madonna.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Too true! And you will learn this firsthand at your induction cermony into the spinsterhood which I think is not as far off as we all thought. Time flies! We are inviting one of our chipperist sisters for your swearing in. Sandra "she better get a move on if she ever wants to have kids" Bullock. Since you and Trish will be inducted together, Anne, Fringey, and the other sisters wanted to make sure it was a goody.

Who is "Trish"? I don't think I voted for her.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I think it is Madonna.

did she record a few songs with 4 Non-Blondes?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is that song corny or does she have shit for brains?

I'm kind of neutral on the song, but as to the second part of the question, she did marry you. All other evidence of the composition of her brains is really irrelevant.

(Can't believe no one else took this softball. Was it too soft?)

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who is "Trish"? I don't think I voted for her.

Madonna. The mother of all spinsters. though she got married, we all know deepdown it was an endrun around the Fate and that in the end she will be back amongst us making soy supplements seem risque. at our next lodgesweat. Agenda for the next meeting: Is Lourdes is going to turn out to be a lesbian?

Actually, Trish is the gal on the Bachelor whose face is entering that stage of "your face or your ass". This, coupled without a ring, is the first sign of spinstershood. See, for example, Jerri Manthey.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Though knowing that someone hears "Dance Hall Days" and thinks "yay! cotillion!" is . . . . blech. No one I knew liked cotillion. I think I would have hated it, but never went so we'll never know.

Huh. I thought maybe Cotillion was the name of a song by Wang Chung. So what do I know?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont need a boobjob, but thanks for playing

ETA that nobody needs a boobjob but those with mastectomies.

Technically, even those with mastectomies don't "need" a boob job.

Boob jobs aren't just to make your boobs bigger. If you have big old droopy boobs or deflated boobs from pregnancy, implants can give you more upper fullness.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I'm kind of neutral on the song, but as to the second part of the question, she did marry you. All other evidence of the composition of her brains is really irrelevant.

(Can't believe no one else took this softball. Was it too soft?)

I think the shit is not just soft, it's drippy and liquid. If she walks too fast, there's a sloshy noise.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Huh. I thought maybe Cotillion was the name of a song by Wang Chung. So what do I know?

You are so classy.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And you can also use it as an example of what the doc SHOULD do when you get a boob job.

Yes, I realize Madonna's tits are real. And they're nice. I've seen "Sex", and she has one kicking body.

Too true. If I could wave a magic wand and have any body I chose, it would be hers. And she's OLDER than I am too!

(She and I do have a yoga instructor in common, though; somehow, it's not doing for me what it does for her.)

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Though knowing that someone hears "Dance Hall Days" and thinks "yay! cotillion!" is . . . . blech. No one I knew liked cotillion. I think I would have hated it, but never went so we'll never know.

It was all about the Gunne Sax. The sniveling boys, the bad punch, and the Stepford-wife teacher in the bouffant and floor-length quilted skirt were completely beside the point.

And I will never, never regret knowing how to cha-cha.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is that song corny or does she have shit for brains?

There is a chocolate submarine where her brain should be. Are you sure you want her picking out your clothes for you? She could be dressing you funny.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the shit is not just soft, it's drippy and liquid. If she walks too fast, there's a sloshy noise.

I am glad I wasn't eating when I read that. Thanks for the visual.