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08-05-2004, 04:52 PM
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#2941
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
this is all very boring and so I am loath to contribute, but I will, just to say that the poland spring automated service sucks.
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There is a joke in here somewhere. Coltrane?
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08-05-2004, 04:53 PM
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#2942
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
this is all very boring and so I am loath to contribute, but I will, just to say that the poland spring automated service sucks. It takes about 1/2 hour to get through to a person just to tell them that you want 3 cases of mandarin sparkling water with your next water delivery. "Tom" the faux-person doesn't understand mandarin flavor.
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Mandarin sparkling water...that sounds yummy. I'll ahve to look for it in the store.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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08-05-2004, 04:56 PM
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#2943
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Mandarin sparkling water...that sounds yummy. I'll ahve to look for it in the store.
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Sometimes what you hear in your head is just a plain old thought. It is neither interesting nor informative. You don't have to say it out loud. You don't have to post it. Just think it and shut the fuck up.
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08-05-2004, 04:57 PM
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#2944
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There is a joke in here somewhere. Coltrane?
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Seven of Nine?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-05-2004, 04:59 PM
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#2945
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Seven of Nine?
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Today I am suffering from Oslo syndrome, which means I am humorless and don't get jokes, esp if they are about me. Explain please? |
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08-05-2004, 05:04 PM
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#2946
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Today I am suffering from Oslo syndrome, which means I am humorless and don't get jokes, esp if they are about me. Explain please?
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I didn't get it either, but I'm sure it had something to do with your willowy forelimbs.
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08-05-2004, 05:08 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Take one for the country
Time to buy some camouflage and find a woman ready to take one for the country..
"Our philosophy is if you are out there partying and engage in casual sex you might as well 'Take One for the Country'." Indeed.
spree: nothing objectionable
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08-05-2004, 05:12 PM
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#2948
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Take one for the country
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Time to buy some camouflage and fine a woman ready to take one for the country..
"Our philosophy is if you are out there partying and engage in casual sex you might as well 'Take One for the Country'." Indeed.
spree: nothing objectionable
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Except the inability to distinguish between "discreet" and "discrete." No wonder the Galveston contingent was confused.
ETA I'm hoping you mean "find" not "fine." Like anyone would pay to fuck you. |
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08-05-2004, 05:13 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Take one for the country
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Time to buy some camouflage and find a woman ready to take one for the country..
"Our philosophy is if you are out there partying and engage in casual sex you might as well 'Take One for the Country'." Indeed.
spree: nothing objectionable
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Please, please, please don't let my husband see this...
"- A great idea from Shellie A., wife of Lt. A of Ft. Rucker. She is calling on wives of servicemen to have 'Felatio Friday' at least once a month. Awesome awesome idea." |
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08-05-2004, 05:14 PM
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#2950
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I didn't get it either, but I'm sure it had something to do with your willowy forelimbs.
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Didn't you hear? Jack Ryan forced his wife Jeri to go to sex clubs. Got him in loads of trouble.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-05-2004, 05:18 PM
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#2951
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Didn't you hear? Jack Ryan forced his wife Jeri to go to sex clubs. Got him in loads of trouble.
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What does that have to do with forelimbs?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-05-2004, 05:20 PM
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#2952
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What does that have to do with forelimbs?
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You asked for a joke. I gave you a bad and irrelevant one. The FB blames you for it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-05-2004, 05:21 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Take one for the country
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Except the inability to distinguish between "discreet" and "discrete." No wonder the Galveston contingent was confused.
ETA I'm hoping you mean "find" not "fine." Like anyone would pay to fuck you.
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See edit, and fuck you too.
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08-05-2004, 05:22 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What does that have to do with forelimbs?
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08-05-2004, 05:22 PM
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#2955
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Take one for the country
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
See edit, and fuck you too.
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I meant that in a joking way. When I first went to the site, I thought it was going to be about imposing fines on people. |
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