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[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think we are going to need a lot more salacious detail before we can opine intelligently.

One night stand that wasn't supposed to go anywhere, and actually probably happened because the distance (about a two hour flight) was going to preclude it from going anywhere. Unfortunately for the "nothing comes of this" idea, neither one of us could stop talking and talking and talking. And if we're not talking, we're e-mailing or text messaging.

The sex was really, really good. Like, the best sex I've ever had with anyone on the first go round. And I'm really, really giddy that he's coming to see me in four days.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
This is why you will never be Cool.

Someone took some liberties there. The Fonz would never wear a yellow and orange, horizontal striped shirt.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Don't You Realize They Can't Hear You?

Announcement: ...and please remember to take your personal belongings with you...
Guy: Did you hear that? Personal belongings! Don't they know how redundant that is?

--Staten Island Ferry

The reach of my minions knows no boundaries.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
The reach of my minions knows no boundaries.

while we're on the topic, is anyone's destination something other than their "final destination"?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
while we're on the topic, is anyone's destination something other than their "final destination"?

???????? Never had a layover?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
while we're on the topic, is anyone's destination something other than their "final destination"?

Well, everyone on the plane is landing at what could be called an "intermediate destination," so this redundancy bothers me just a bit less, which of course means not at all.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
???????? Never had a layover?

ABBA, do you watch Six Feet Under? Last night Hiram told Ruth that her hair color reminded him of her spirit. Her sexual spirit. And then he got all middle-aged horny and disgusting on her ass.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
while we're on the topic, is anyone's destination something other than their "final destination"?

Dude. Heavy.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Well, everyone on the plane is landing at what could be called an "intermediate destination,"

Dude. Heavy.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And then he got all middle-aged horny and disgusting on her ass.

"6 Feet Under" is starting to sound more and more like German porn.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ironweed
"6 Feet Under" is starting to sound more and more like German porn.

Ed Begley, Jr. is a German-porn star?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ed Begley, Jr. is a German-porn star?

He's got the pale creepiness part down and he looks 100% volk.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by cuckold
I thought I'd give everyone an update (since I know you all have been waiting with bated breath):

After several weeks of trying to work things out, it's over. My wife decided she wanted a divorce. I didn't ask if Bill is still in the picture. It seems less relevant at this point. I suppose I'll have to work this through if he is, with the kids, but right now, I just don't really want to know.

I'm actually doing okay with it, thanks to the help of several of you (And one in particular - you know who you are. Thank you.).

It's probably time to retire this sock. I may decide to blow it later on, but not for now.

Thanks everyone for your heartfelt and often wise advice.

-c

Divorce sucks for the kids no matter how it works out for the couple. Just make sure they know you still love them and you'll still be there for them.

Good luck to you.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hypothetically, of course, any advice on long-distance relationships?

"Don't get into one" isn't particularly helpful at this juncture.

I told you I'd get down to Houston in a couple weeks. God, do you have to make everything public record?

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ed Begley, Jr. is a German-porn star?

Ew. That reminds me of this HBO show called "Sex for Real" or something like that. It was pretty gross, and included such highlights as some "sex convention" or something for hippies where you'd be treated to a view of a bunch of aging granola types sitting around naked. Uh... no thank you.

Anyway, another segment showed some German dudes talking about their grooming habits. One of them said (in heavy German accent), "I like to shave my own scrotum".

That sentence made me laugh so hard, I have never forgotten it. I don't know if that show is still on the air, but if it is, I'd be amazed -- it was so dumb!