Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 197

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-05-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Now weez talkin. How about one of those big arse tailpipes normally reserved for CRXs or Civics?

Dude. That was my first mod. Unless you count the vtec stickers.

spookyfish · 10-05-2005, 02:32 PM

"I'm a 4'2", balding, port-a-let cleaner with dirty fingernails that lives with his step-mother. My dad died in an controversial felching accident when I was 5. Now they call me turd-gerbil. Instead of an asshole, I now have a nice cluster of hemorrhoidal "grapes" gently tucked between my butt cheeks and for some reason, they smell like clams. My last bowel movement was 9 days ago. They hurt so bad that every time I try to shit, I cry. Speaking of shit, a hooker shit diarrhea in my eyes four months ago... I still can't see.

I have something resembling lava temperature pumpkin pie filling spilling from my cock and my right nut has swollen to at least 3 times the size of the other. I have a large, angry lump in my armpit that I swear makes noise, my cat shit in my bed, my sister is fucking all my friends, and someone keeps leaving little Cornish game hens stuffed with used condoms on my doorstep."

http://www.mymiserablelife.com/archive/40s.shtml

[Various tales of woe, some real, some obviously not: sfw, from what I have seen. . .]

LessinSF · 10-05-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[to NFH] You can't really be this stupid. Can you?

TM

You don't really need to ask this, do you?

Today I am betting a two team parlay of St. Louis -1.5 runs and Chicago -1.5 runs at 4.1 to 1.

LessinSF · 10-05-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What are the odds on TAR-FE?

And what are the odds that it will turn into a not-sucky version?

No planes? No truly challenging tasks? I understand the limitations with kids, but that means you shouldn't do the show at all.

There are no more odds. The season is spoiled. 95% of the bets were coming down on one team. Google it if you want to know which.

LessinSF · 10-05-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
No real TAR spoilers in the following:

The episode last night was the first one that I thought was really bad, and I have watched since about week 3 in the first season. It was a bunch of people driving to someplace and picking up a clue, and then driving to a second place to pick up another clue, interspersed with shots of people running short distances. It just wasn't interesting. An the challenges have kind of sucked. I wonder if they have changed the rules on who has to do road blocks from no one can do more than 6. If the rule is the same, given the non-elimination legs, the kids may have to do one.

It looks like no bungee jumping or hang gliding or rapelling or any fun challenges this time. I wonder if they are ever going to leave North America. I would anticipate that most of Africa and many of the usual SE Asia destinations are out this season too.

Quite. Last night's episode sucked ass. 44 minutes of the same scene over and over as they managed to move 50 miles or so (team reads map, team recites road numbers, lather, some get lost, rinse, stupid teams with known physical liabilities nonetheless choose physical task and suck at it, repeat). They do go to South America this season, but that is it.

str8outavannuys · 10-05-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"The Knicks will send forwards Tim Thomas and Mike Sweetney, and a first-round pick in the 2006 draft, to the Bulls, according to an Eastern Conference team executive who had knowledge of the deal. The Knicks will receive Curry, the veteran forward Antonio Davis and possibly draft picks. For salary-cap purposes, the Knicks will also sign and immediately trade guard Jermaine Jackson to Chicago.

Curry has shown immense promise in four seasons since going directly from high school to the N.B.A. in 2001. At 6 feet 11 inches and 285 pounds, he is strong and athletic and is generally regarded as one of the most talented young big men in the league. Curry averaged 16.1 points and 5.4 rebounds - in just 28.7 minutes a game - last season.

Even if he improves only modestly, Curry will be the most talented center the Knicks have had since Patrick Ewing was in his prime.

But Curry has an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat that caused him to miss the final 13 games last season and the playoffs. Curry may have a condition that could prove fatal."

TM

As long as the Knicks keep trading first round picks, the rest of the NBA can breathe a little easier at night. (especially the recipients of those picks).

I think the bigger news is the Rafer Alston for Mike James trade. I predict very good times for the Houston sports media. That's some backcourt -- You've got a crazy man running point along with a guy who wants 40 shots a game (and could go 30-40 with a hand in his face on every shot) at the 2.

Typical Raptors. Talent downgrade for a character upgrade. There's only so much you can do with Mike James and Alvin Williams and Pape Sow. Give Bosh some HELP! PLEASE!
However, the Rafer contract was a joke ($25M for 5 more years), and I'm stunned they found someone to take it.

str8outavannuys · 10-05-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Ty@50
She is offered $500K by Palyboy for a post-divorce pictorial, but instead goes with Larry Flynt's $1.5Million.

She does have to go pink to get the bigger bucks- and not her outfit.

Ooooh, that reminds me: At Hustler Casino on Sunday (killing time between a bridge tournament and a hockey game), I saw Larry Flynt in his (no shit) solid gold wheelchair. He rolled on by my $6-$12 table to his $1000-$2000 stud game ($500 antes).

Nice.

10-05-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Hmm. Did you read it out loud, with a funny sort of voice for the dog?

Like a Triumph kind of voice, or an Owen Meany kind of voice? My dog speaks like Christopher Walken portraying the Continental. This is bc he used to be a big humper and he would alwys lick the object of his affection in various places before climbing aboard. Much like offering a glass of champine.

SEC_Chick · 10-05-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Quite. Last night's episode sucked ass. 44 minutes of the same scene over and over as they managed to move 50 miles or so (team reads map, team recites road numbers, lather, some get lost, rinse, stupid teams with known physical liabilities nonetheless choose physical task and suck at it, repeat). They do go to South America this season, but that is it.

If you look on the Amazing Race homepage, it looks like Phil's in SF tomorrow for some speaking engagement (which sounds a lot more interesting than the DVD signings in Wal-Marts across the rest of the country). There are also some teasers for the next exciting episode: "One racer annoys her family when she turns a cumbersome task into playtime." I wonder which team that would be?

As for the odds, it is the team that just by looking at them I probably would have picked, but for their stupidity and general suckiness at physical challenges displayed so far.

Hank Chinaski · 10-05-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Like a Triumph kind of voice, or an Owen Meany kind of voice? My dog speaks like Christopher Walken portraying the Continental. This is bc he used to be a big humper and he would alwys lick the object of his affection in various places before climbing aboard. Much like offering a glass of champine.

You want to hear marbles in the mouth though, to highlight the fact there's a hook holding the mouth mostly shut.

str8outavannuys · 10-05-2005, 04:18 PM

Vinny is the Jets starter. Evan can go to private school!!

taxwonk · 10-05-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Boiled or kabob?

They're quite popular in Peru, where I understand they are usually put on a spit and grilled. Sort of like quail.

nononono · 10-05-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
They're quite popular in Peru, where I understand they are usually put on a spit and grilled. Sort of like quail.

Yes, and also fried.

10-05-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Like a Triumph kind of voice, or an Owen Meany kind of voice? My dog speaks like Christopher Walken portraying the Continental. This is bc he used to be a big humper and he would alwys lick the object of his affection in various places before climbing aboard. Much like offering a glass of champine.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-05-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paul Lynde. That would kill people...

I vote for this guy:

Who's gayer than K.I.T.T.? Nobody.

TM