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[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Fugee
nuns giving massages at St. Paul Saints baseball games.

Happy endings?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and if I don't start getting a POTM on that gold quality shit, I'm going to quit doing the necessary hard research to bring it to you people.

You already got one for the slave/comedian post on politics. Don't be greedy. Remember, patience and humility.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You know what? I don't care.

Wrong, brick. You do care. Because no matter what I say, it gets to you and you tell me how much you don't care. If you truly didn't care, you would just shut up.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
you're lame and you post about reality tv all day like you're cool

Sometimes I post about sports. Oh yeah, and how stupid and pathetic you are. That takes up a lot of my billable time too.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
and you refuse to admit you're getting older

Uh...what? You're makin' shit up again, brick. I am old as hell. I'm just not as old as dirt.*

Originally posted by patentparanyc
and you're lame

Could be. But if anyone on the board could call me lame, it ain't you. You're a fucking loser.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
at least I own what I am...never pretend to be cool.

You're dumb, even for a brick. Everybody who posts on this board is a total dork. It's a fucking lawyer's internet chat board. You are beyond pathetic because you're trying so hard to fit in, constantly fighting with everyone because you don't want to give anyone the satisfaction of chasing you away, even though absolutely no one likes you (even the people you think are your friends).

Originally posted by patentparanyc
you're like a total dork and you try to front like you're hot and run with the cool crowd. uh okay.

There is no cool crowd. There is just you and then everyone else.

And for the record, I have never said anything positive about my looks here. People can't even assume I think I'm good looking because of my assessment of you. You're that non-descript (except for the fat).

TM

*Dirt = Wonk.

[SEC_Chick]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Speaking from experience on this matter, I think I'd rather just go to work.

Just to clarify, I never hoped for a real wreck, just a moderate fender bender that would keep me out of the office.

And here's my tip for an emergency when you absolutely HAVE to leave or you'll lose your mind: Ipecac syrup. Even the most sadistic superior will have to let you go when confronted with a trash can full of puke. However, for obvious reasons, this must be used sparingly. You could go home and feel better half an hour later.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wrong, brick. You do care. Because no matter what I say, it gets to you and you tell me how much you don't care. If you truly didn't care, you would just shut up.

Sometimes I post about sports. Oh yeah, and how stupid and pathetic you are. That takes up a lot of my billable time too.

Uh...what? You're makin' shit up again, brick. I am old as hell. I'm just not as old as dirt.*

Could be. But if anyone on the board could call me lame, it ain't you. You're a fucking loser.

You're dumb, even for a brick. Everybody who posts on this board is a total dork. It's a fucking lawyer's internet chat board. You are beyond pathetic because you're trying so hard to fit in, constantly fighting with everyone because you don't want to give anyone the satisfaction of chasing you away, even though absolutely no one likes you (even the people you think are your friends).

There is no cool crowd. There is just you and then everyone else.

And for the record, I have never said anything positive about my looks here. People can't even assume I think I'm good looking because of my assessment of you. You're that non-descript (except for the fat).

TM

*Dirt = Wonk.

that is your opinion. you have been determined to strip away my "perceived" arrogance that set up was set up to fail from the get go. I am attractive and you are lying about that but whatever...and I do get a lot of attention and your standards are way too strict, halle's feet anyone??!!! you hate my materialism and my perceived pretentiousness you don't like me AND THAT'S FINE. so go with your bad self. I don't give a shit what you think about me....because I am so sorry so many men that are just much less of a lose than you are disagree with you man.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Happy endings?

Nah. It's the fully clothed chair massage deal.

On the other hand, the hot tub is in left field and without a jumbotron, who knows what goes on there!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Just to clarify, I never hoped for a real wreck, just a moderate fender bender that would keep me out of the office.

And here's my tip for an emergency when you absolutely HAVE to leave or you'll lose your mind: Ipecac syrup. Even the most sadistic superior will have to let you go when confronted with a trash can full of puke. However, for obvious reasons, this must be used sparingly. You could go home and feel better half an hour later.

That totally sucks, SEC. I am glad you are at a better place now.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Everybody who posts on this board is a total dork......There is no cool crowd.

That is a large part of the reason why both Lo-Berry and The Daintiest Petunia left for greener pastures.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
that is your opinion. you have been determined to strip away my "perceived" arrogance that set up was set up to fail from the get go. I am attractive and you are lying about that but whatever...and I do get a lot of attention and your standards are way too strict, halle's feet anyone??!!! you hate my materialism and my perceived pretentiousness you don't like me AND THAT'S FINE. so go with your bad self. I don't give a shit what you think about me....because I am so sorry so many men that are just much less of a lose than you are disagree with you man.

Pick one. Any one from the board and prove it. Clearly Not Bob doesn't count because he'd rather jump off a tall building in NYC than tell you the truth, brick.

Or, shut the fuck up.

TM

eta: Back to the Land of Fatty Fu you go!

[NotFromHere]

Britney has another boy. woo hoo.
Hope he's not as ugly as the first. Or as ugly as the father.
Since the brother is not yet 1, is that what they call Irish twins?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Exactly. I don't believe in divorce. I'm allowed. Just like other people are allowed to believe in other things. It is what works for each person, man.

This is the bullshit I cannot tolerate.

You do not believe this. You believe that what works for each person is okay, so long as it completely jives with your own personal world view.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Pick one. Any one from the board and prove it. Clearly Not Bob doesn't count because he'd rather jump off a tall building in NYC than tell you the truth, brick.

Or, shut the fuck up.

TM

eta: Back to the Land of Fatty Fu you go!

Listen LoserFu----do not drag Not Bob into it. Thank you.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This is the bullshit I cannot tolerate.

You do not believe this. You believe that what works for each person is okay, so long as it completely jives with your own personal world view.

If you don't like me why do you care what I think?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
If you don't like me why do you care what I think?

I hate to see logic being tortured in this fashion.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I hate to see logic being tortured in this fashion.

Oh shut up I can't stand you. I'm here late on a deal and you're just fucking annoying.