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11-23-2004, 02:45 PM
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#2956
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Sex Differences
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You know, in a backhanded way, you just called Sebby a hot guy.
We'll never hear the end of it now.
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Yeah, except that he doesn't do paint. It messes up his manicure.
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11-23-2004, 02:50 PM
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#2957
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
You know, in a backhanded way, you just called Sebby a hot guy.
We'll never hear the end of it now.
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How did you do on the LSAT?
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11-23-2004, 02:51 PM
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#2958
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Sex Differences
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Originally posted by Dave
I just like to think you're open-minded and flexible, that's all. After all, I'm told that's the only way to be.
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I'm flexible, but that's because I stretch.
Speaking of stretching, my trainer told me this morning that he got engaged over the weekend. I got all sniffly when he told me about the proposal. It involved a rice field, mud, a crop-duster, a piece of string, and guys in cammo. It was possibly the most romantic proposal I'd ever heard of, and I think I'd faint dead away if someone went to such lengths to ask me to spend my life with him.
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11-23-2004, 02:51 PM
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#2959
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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You all know what happened here. Move along.
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11-23-2004, 02:52 PM
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#2960
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It was possibly the most romantic proposal I'd ever heard of, and I think I'd faint dead away if someone went to such lengths to ask me to spend my life with him.
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I filed for divorce today. Who wants to join me for cocktails?
ABBA(proposed to over a shot of tequila, but damn was it romantic)Kiss
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11-23-2004, 02:53 PM
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#2961
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm flexible, but that's because I stretch.
Speaking of stretching, my trainer told me this morning that he got engaged over the weekend. I got all sniffly when he told me about the proposal. It involved a rice field, mud, a crop-duster, a piece of string, and guys in cammo. It was possibly the most romantic proposal I'd ever heard of, and I think I'd faint dead away if someone went to such lengths to ask me to spend my life with him.
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Your trainer got engaged during a Vietnam war reenactment? How quaint.
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11-23-2004, 02:57 PM
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#2962
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Your trainer got engaged during a Vietnam war reenactment? How quaint.
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Some freak who used to work for a company I used to work for, and who lives in your Commonwealth -- consider yourself warned, because he is scary -- got engaged during a Civil War reentactment, and did a Civil War reenactment for his wedding, and posted the pictures on his website. Hot stuff.
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11-23-2004, 02:58 PM
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#2963
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I filed for divorce today. Who wants to join me for cocktails?
ABBA(proposed to over a shot of tequila, but damn was it romantic)Kiss
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I can't join you unless you want to come here, but I will raise a glass to you in your splendorous soon-to-be-single state.
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11-23-2004, 02:58 PM
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#2964
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,202
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, except that he doesn't do paint. It messes up his manicure.
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Its a French manicure. And be quiet - I don't want my right hand to think I'm only doing it to get some.
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11-23-2004, 03:01 PM
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#2965
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,202
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
You know, in a backhanded way, you just called Sebby a hot guy.
We'll never hear the end of it now.
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Actually, I think it was Hank who didn't try hard until the end.
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11-23-2004, 03:06 PM
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#2966
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some freak who used to work for a company I used to work for, and who lives in your Commonwealth -- consider yourself warned, because he is scary -- got engaged during a Civil War reentactment, and did a Civil War reenactment for his wedding, and posted the pictures on his website. Hot stuff.
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I worked with a guy who wore camouflage for the two weeks following 9-11-01. He also wore a gun (a handgun in a hip holster) for the first 3 days, until his boss asked him to stop. They likely would have fired this nutjob, but were too afraid he's come back and spray the whole office.
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11-23-2004, 03:08 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I worked with a guy who wore camouflage for the two weeks following 9-11-01. He also wore a gun (a handgun in a hip holster) for the first 3 days, until his boss asked him to stop. They likely would have fired this nutjob, but were too afraid he's come back and spray the whole office.
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Happily, this guy quit, but not before sending a litany of complaints to the company president. He should have been fired, but wasn't, for that very reason. I am quite sure that his postal scene would have involved period wear.
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11-23-2004, 03:10 PM
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#2968
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Happily, this guy quit, but not before sending a litany of complaints to the company president. He should have been fired, but wasn't, for that very reason. I am quite sure that his postal scene would have involved period wear.
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Our dude would gave gone room to room, "Doom" style. Neither postal event sounds very fun.
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11-23-2004, 03:10 PM
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#2969
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Sex Differences
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You all know what happened here. Move along.
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I don't. So you get a giant "WHA HAPPENED?" a la "A Mighty Wind."
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11-23-2004, 03:11 PM
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#2970
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Sex Differences
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You all know what happened here. Move along.
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What is your obsession with the edit function?
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