A Forum for Grinches and Ho-Ho-Hoes

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Spanky
Did I just shoot the Arch Duke in Sarajevo?

We wish. That only provided the basis for three wars.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
FWIW, he's new. I have lots of confirmation on this.

Your confirmation of newness will now devalue every sock any posters here create. Without the RT true newness certificate of authenticity, they are all penskeed.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Your confirmation of newness will now devalue every sock any posters here create. Without the RT true newness certificate of authenticity, they are all penskeed.

I think they're generally all penskeed no matter what I say.

[megaloman]

Originally posted by Spanky
For the record: I realize I came to this late but Evolution is a fact. blah blah blah A theory supported by strong evidence but still a theory.

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Of course Evolution is real. No duh! But what’s also real is that God created Evolution.

The creationist/evolution debate is nothing new, just the typical secular humanist morally relativistic crap spouted by the lefties. The whole discussion is less about science versus faith than it is about Marxist indoctrination politics that the petulant radical contrarians have been promulgating since the days of Babylon’s glory, passed on through the ancient Greeks and now regurgitated as “high science”. That history of this debate richly illustrates that the left wing could care less about what is real, their only concern is unbridled power and authority over the masses and private property rights. Faith filled Christians Republicans are a blockade to the left’s oppression of Freedom and thus the constant attack on religion from the intellectual elite on the Coasts.

Most of these liberals are so angry (because in their soul they know that they are doomed to hell) that it is really not worth the time to engage the debate over evolution with them. God will settle it soon enough.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Nice- insipid and w/o any tie to science, but good try!

Is this the time to point out the species of moths in England who eventually ended up with grey wings instead of white because the smoke from coal-burning factories turned the bark of the trees grey?

(citation: Earth Science, Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, 1973 ed.)

That's a fake cite, but I don't have a clue as to the title of my middle school science textbook. Despite my vivd recollection of the pictures of the moths. And the trees.

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by megaloman
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Of course Evolution is real. No duh! But what’s also real is that God created Evolution.

The creationist/evolution debate is nothing new, just the typical secular humanist morally relativistic crap spouted by the lefties. The whole discussion is less about science versus faith than it is about Marxist indoctrination politics that the petulant radical contrarians have been promulgating since the days of Babylon’s glory, passed on through the ancient Greeks and now regurgitated as “high science”. That history of this debate richly illustrates that the left wing could care less about what is real, their only concern is unbridled power and authority over the masses and private property rights. Faith filled Christians Republicans are a blockade to the left’s oppression of Freedom and thus the constant attack on religion from the intellectual elite on the Coasts.

Most of these liberals are so angry (because in their soul they know that they are doomed to hell) that it is really not worth the time to engage the debate over evolution with them. God will settle it soon enough.

Just remember, God does not play dice with the universe.

He generally plays dice with Buddha, and cards with Mohammed every Wednesday.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Just remember, God does not play dice with the universe.

He generally plays dice with Buddha, and cards with Mohammed every Wednesday.

I'm sure the Buddha sock will be here directly to confirm. I can't remember if there's a God sock, but i'm sure that Mohammed is just a matter of time.

[megaloman]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Is this the time to point out the species of moths in England who eventually ended up with grey wings instead of white because the smoke from coal-burning factories turned the bark of the trees grey?

(citation: Earth Science, Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, 1973 ed.)

That's a fake cite, but I don't have a clue as to the title of my middle school science textbook. Despite my vivd recollection of the pictures of the moths. And the trees.

I’m not sure what the hell that means but don’t forget that the full title of Darwin’s seminal work was "On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or THE PRESERVATION OF FAVOURED RACES IN THE STRUGGLE FOR LIFE".

It was not enough for this guy to be a radical heretic atheist, he was also an unapologetic racist!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Your confirmation of newness will now devalue every sock any posters here create. Without the RT true newness certificate of authenticity, they are all penskeed.

You act as though RT's not a Penske sock.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm sure the Buddha sock will be here directly to confirm. I can't remember if there's a God sock, but i'm sure that Mohammed is just a matter of time.

mmmmm, thyme.

[Buddha]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Just remember, God does not play dice with the universe.

He generally plays dice with Buddha, and cards with Mohammed every Wednesday.

My sincere but misguided religious student:

Believe nothing.
No matter where you read it,
Or who said it,
Even if I have said it,
Unless it agrees with your own reason
And your own common sense.

That said, you'd be surprised. If you have a better explanation for the existence of man-tits than three straight rolls of snake-eyes in that prehistoric back-alley game with Satan, I'd like to hear it.

I have little to say about Mohammed on this topic, but we play poker, God and I. Oddly enough, he has a prediliction for one-eyed Jacks and Queens being wild.

Between that and palming cards in those fluffy sleeves, it's hard to beat the house, if you know what I mean.

Buddha

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm sure the Buddha sock will be here directly to confirm. I can't remember if there's a God sock, but i'm sure that Mohammed is just a matter of time.

I was kicked off the God sock for overuse.

Any confirmation for megaloman?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Is this the time to point out the species of moths in England who eventually ended up with grey wings instead of white because the smoke from coal-burning factories turned the bark of the trees grey?

(citation: Earth Science, Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, 1973 ed.)

That's a fake cite, but I don't have a clue as to the title of my middle school science textbook. Despite my vivd recollection of the pictures of the moths. And the trees.

Ummm, they found a mamouth frozen in ice- that's pretty good proof that natural selection helps things evolve- i've never said otherwise. All i've ever said is that the people here who take the attitude they are more educated than creationists have a problem- the problem is that their story requires "faith" and so for most of them they are no better than those they mock. I really can't do this anymore- but on the whole question of "how did life on earth start?" the only educated response is "Ummmm I dunno."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was kicked off the God sock for overuse.

Any confirmation for megaloman?

I know lots of posters who worshiped my Juan the marine sock

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was kicked off the God sock for overuse.

Any confirmation for megaloman?

God only had 10 posts. More than that and they're no longer commandments, just suggestions?

There are lots of megalomen around here. I can confirm that.