Meh.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A good year. Seinfeld was still good. My goatee was coming in nicely. Deep Blue defeated Garry Kasparov. Germany beat the Czech Republic 2-1 with a Golden goal to win Euro 96. Someone tried to bomb me (unsuccessfully) out of the Atlanta Olympics. The Dow was ridiculously high at 6000. I murdered Jon Benet Ramsay and shot Tupac. Norm MacDonald and his Bob Dole impression. I turned 21 that year. PLF turned 40. All in all, good times.

Did you really remember all this stuff or did you have to google any of it? All I remember about 1996 was a family wedding, a final breakup in one of those break-up-and-get-back-together repeatedly kind of relationships, a cross-country move and promotion, and a New Year's Eve hookup that became a relationship.

I guess I'm self-involved. Wait ... I remember voting for Clinton. (For the record, he was not the NYE hookup.)

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So we have a grown man who cannot admit he made a false accusation in a pile on attempt of uncertain motivation?

Well balt, I don't normally think such embarrassing male pride should be rewarded but your lack of personality and identity on this board is just sad. At this point, you are just the angry paper bag that is banging our saintly and much loved RT. Which is a great thing to be doing, but there is no "you" in this. Hell, you could be one of her vibrators, but I understand they are pink and thus more colorful!

So some spinsters and I have decided to give you a board makeover. You know, make yourself more memorable Stand out fron an andViolins. Rome wasnt built in a day so this will take some time. But what would you like to be percieved as? Funny? Sexy? Happy? Well-adjusted? Mature? Hot? Give us some ideas and the Dry Five will hook you up.

Look, paigs, I don't know you. I don't even know who you are. This is a point of pride with me. Over the years you have posted more than enough information to figure out who you are, but I haven't tried to figure it out, because a) I don't care, and b) I think that violates the basic trust upon which an anonymous board is based.

You, obviously, feel that an anonymous board is a challenge to be overcome. Anonymity is a puzzle for you to solve, at least for people you are interested in. Since my veil of anonymity is, at this point, whisper thin, I don't really care about this on my own behalf. But other people do. Stop it.

Ultimately, though, I know all this only feeds into your ego, and I refuse to participate further. Rail all you want. I'm not listening.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What happens to martini glass chest hair at the base? is there some sort of waist wrap-around feature to it? Or does martini glass mean (baseless) martini glass? Like those shi-shi martini places in NY that put the (baseless) glasses in a box or whatever.

I cannot believe you wrote this. I was going to ask the very same thing - but couldn't figure out how to word it appropriately (because I think my husband could be a contender for this martini-glass thing, but I'm not sure of the rules).

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What happens to martini glass chest hair at the base? is there some sort of waist wrap-around feature to it? Or does martini glass mean (baseless) martini glass? Like those shi-shi martini places in NY that put the (baseless) glasses in a box or whatever.

I just checked to be sure -- it's baseless.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
I cannot believe you wrote this. I was going to ask the very same thing - but couldn't figure out how to word it appropriately (because I think my husband could be a contender for this martini-glass thing, but I'm not sure of the rules).

My husband this, my husband that, my husband the other thing.

Totally. Gratuitous.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What happens to martini glass chest hair at the base? is there some sort of waist wrap-around feature to it? Or does martini glass mean (baseless) martini glass? Like those shi-shi martini places in NY that put the (baseless) glasses in a box or whatever.

Have you never seen a martini glass? I find this hard to believe. Much like the base of a martini glass, the hair widens out towards the bottom (ie the hairway to heaven).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you really remember all this stuff or did you have to google any of it? All I remember about 1996 was a family wedding, a final breakup in one of those break-up-and-get-back-together repeatedly kind of relationships, a cross-country move and promotion, and a New Year's Eve hookup that became a relationship.

I guess I'm self-involved. Wait ... I remember voting for Clinton. (For the record, he was not the NYE hookup.)

I only recall Seinfeld, my goatee, the Olympics (it's hard to forget bomb scares), Norm MacDonald (but only b/c it was an election year) and my 21st birthday.

[nononono]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Have you never seen a martini glass? I find this hard to believe. Much like the base of a martini glass, the hair widens out towards the bottom (ie the hairway to heaven).

Is this martini glass hair things supposed to be good or bad?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Since my veil of anonymity is, at this point, whisper thin.

ooh, that's hotter than the chest hair and the early RT-Balt "hey everybody, we're fucking and it's goooooood" talk combined.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you really remember all this stuff or did you have to google any of it? All I remember about 1996 was a family wedding, a final breakup in one of those break-up-and-get-back-together repeatedly kind of relationships, a cross-country move and promotion, and a New Year's Eve hookup that became a relationship.

I guess I'm self-involved. Wait ... I remember voting for Clinton. (For the record, he was not the NYE hookup.)

What, you don't expect Coltrane to remember his first child-beauty-pagent contestant murder? You never forget the first one. Google, schmoogle.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
What, you don't expect Coltrane to remember his first child-beauty-pagent contestant murder? You never forget the first one. Google, schmoogle.

Hey, would Jon Benet have reached the age of consent by now?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
What, you don't expect Coltrane to remember his first child-beauty-pagent contestant murder? You never forget the first one. Google, schmoogle.

Right. And to this day, people have only cared about the white people I've murdered. No one has ever questioned me about Tupac.

Originally posted by baltassoc
Look, paigs, I don't know you. I don't even know who you are. This is a point of pride with me. Over the years you have posted more than enough information to figure out who you are, but I haven't tried to figure it out, because a) I don't care, and b) I think that violates the basic trust upon which an anonymous board is based.

You, obviously, feel that an anonymous board is a challenge to be overcome. Anonymity is a puzzle for you to solve, at least for people you are interested in. Since my veil of anonymity is, at this point, whisper thin, I don't really care about this on my own behalf. But other people do. Stop it.

Ultimately, though, I know all this only feeds into your ego, and I refuse to participate further. Rail all you want. I'm not listening.

Until there is an apology, you are getting the makeover. The Dry Five and I plan to convene tomorrow when we all have time.

As for whatever you wrote, you miss the point. You have accused me of outing you. You say I know your age (I dont- you can verify this with at least five posters), your law school (no fucking clue, none), and something about your kids (I know nothing about your kids and how could I possibly?). I have no way to konw anytihng about you. I never really read your posts on Infirm except when they responded to me (I dont recall you posting on the FB). And until you started grossing egveryone out with your sex posts with RT (which I didnt read bc I was on a break), I didnt even know you really posted here. The biggest shock for me of your schtupping RT was that you actually knew anoyone here IRL, given how bland and nondescript your persona is here. Like, who would try to meet someone who isnt really readable except for ontopic DC Infirm stuff?

SO how would I know this? I most certainly have not outed you. It would be unpossible. SO ou can kindly take back your false accusation and be a man about it. Make RT proud.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Right. And to this day, people have only cared about the white people I've murdered. No one has ever questioned me about Tupac.

That. Is. Fucked. Up.

Originally posted by nononono
Is this martini glass hair things supposed to be good or bad?

Generally its goodness level can almost arise to fetish. Not preggo fetish but a real turn on. However, on the wrong person, its just a waste.