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12-01-2003, 01:54 PM
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#2971
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Think Outside the Jar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Marinating
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He is marrying her because
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Originally posted by Not Me
He never dates non-whites. I don't think he has even so much as dated an italian.
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Maybe the mustaches tickle him.
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12-01-2003, 01:54 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Things I have watched recently
The Shape of Things (Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol movie)
Finding Nemo
A Mighty Wind
Malibu's Most Wanted
Showdown at the Sands (first 3 1/2 hours of 6 hour marathon poker show - Tivo is holding onto the rest for me until I find another chunk of time to finish it up)
All of these were worthwhile in their own special way. Just thought I'd share.
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12-01-2003, 01:55 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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He is marrying her because
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Originally posted by Not Me
I am sure that he is marrying her because he thinks she is a really hot looking really, really white looking chick.
He never dates non-whites. I don't think he has even so much as dated an italian.
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Well, there you go. No arguing with that.
That's it folks. We've been trumped. NotMe is sure. Game over.
And I have a deep self loathing about my woman-ness. I know because I never dated a woman. Not once. In fact, I never even dated a bi-sexual.
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12-01-2003, 01:57 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Things I have watched recently
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The Shape of Things (Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol movie)
Finding Nemo
A Mighty Wind
Malibu's Most Wanted
Showdown at the Sands (first 3 1/2 hours of 6 hour marathon poker show - Tivo is holding onto the rest for me until I find another chunk of time to finish it up)
All of these were worthwhile in their own special way. Just thought I'd share.
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Have you seen the ad for the Celbrity Poker Showdown with Ben Affleck and Emily Procter?
Will you watch it? I can't decide if it would be really amusing or really painful.
edited to correct name and to add link: http://www.tvbarn.com/ticker/archives/015315.html |
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12-01-2003, 01:58 PM
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#2975
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Man changes name to...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-01-2003, 01:59 PM
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#2976
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When people misuse a word so often, it renders it meaningless
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
In general I agree with you, but marrying a woman because she gives really good head could lead to a life of disappointment.
Remember the old saw, what's every man's saddest thought on the way down the aisle?
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So does this mean that if you want the guy to marry you so you wont face a lifetime of spinsterhood, that its best to keep the blowjobs flowing up until the ceremony, or to be honest with the guy that the buck stops there so as not to ruin the wedding day?
I don't really want to marry the blowjob camel, though my mom did advise me this weekend that its perfectly fine to be involved with someone dumber than you (guess she, like Coltrane, thinks I am a spinster). She also seemed pleased to hear about the demise of the marriage of a college buddy who has always hearted me (who I just am not attractged to, which sucks bc otherwise he is perfect) I am just asking. |
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12-01-2003, 01:59 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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He is marrying her because
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Well, there you go. No arguing with that.
That's it folks. We've been trumped. NotMe is sure. Game over.
And I have a deep self loathing about my woman-ness. I know because I never dated a woman. Not once. In fact, I never even dated a bi-sexual.
(This is so stupid)
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I don't talk to stupid socks that will be gone within a week if we are all lucky, but I've been searching this dialog (?) for a good joke about Tiger hating blacks because of the way his dad pushed him, as portrayed on SNL by Tracy Morgan (ka ching!). Carry on. |
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12-01-2003, 02:01 PM
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#2978
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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He is marrying her because/QE
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Originally posted by Not Me
I am sure that he is marrying her because he thinks she is a really hot looking really, really white looking chick.
He never dates non-whites. I don't think he has even so much as dated an italian.
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Penske, why do you care who Tiger dates? Pick a more amusing sock.
I almost always like the guys' new hair styles. But TM's right; they don't really need Kyan for that. Carson could drop the guy off at a salon.
Speaking of shaving -- ladies, does the shave with the grain principle apply to legs? I've always gone against the grain (apparently like all the straight men on QE with their beards) but should I try with the grain? |
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12-01-2003, 02:02 PM
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#2979
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Things I have watched recently
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Have you seen the ad for the Celbrity Poker Showdown with Ben Affleck and Emily Procter?
Will you watch it? I can't decide if it would be really amusing or really painful.
edited to correct name and to add link: http://www.tvbarn.com/ticker/archives/015315.html
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I saw reference on the boards, but haven't seen the ads yet (I have not watched any of QE this season, so I cannot comment on whether it is slipping or not - is Tivoed, so at some point I will check it out). Ben took place in the tournament that was the basis for Showdown at the Sands. He lost on Day 1. Had a funny little exchange with the camera person though. I'm sure I will Tivo the celebrity poker show. |
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12-01-2003, 02:02 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Originally posted by Fugee
So why does Tiger, or any other bi- or multi-racial person have to choose just one race as his or her identity? Yeah, society is going to look at a black face and say "you're black" no matter what percent of that person's racial heritage is black. And because of that assumption the person will be treated certain ways by ignorant people. But what gives anyone else the right to judge how that person thinks of himself? Shouldn't we have come a little farther from the "one drop" days?
Fu(serious Monday musings)gee
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I don't know how you mono-ethnic people do it. Having to live up to one specific stereotype and constantly do stuff that fits in with that stereotype less you betray your race. We multi-ethnic types can pick and choose and always claim that it was our "other" heritage that made us different. I thank my parents every day that they betrayed their heritages and got together. They self-loathed so I didn't have to.
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12-01-2003, 02:03 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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He is marrying her because
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Originally posted by Not Me
He never dates non-whites. I don't think he has even so much as dated an italian.
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I'm waiting for someone to post Christopher Walken's speech to Dennis Hopper from True Romance here...
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12-01-2003, 02:05 PM
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When people misuse a word so often, it renders it meaningless
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Originally posted by evenodds
Your whining about this continues to reinforce the ridiculousness of your "position."
The only one who clearly has race issues here is you.
When I first read your posts, I thought how stupid and sad. The more you post, the more you resemble a sock.
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Now, I started reading this thread, but then bailed on it, but now I am back (and may have missed a lot of it) but PC BS aside, arent there many black women who are affronted when a rich and successful black man marries a white woman? I am pretty sure I didnt invent this. I have also heard that it may have been a leetle bit of why some of the OJ jury was unsympathetic to the beatings of Nicole. Now, I am not dealing the race card from the bottom of the deck, just positing something that I have heard about that might render E/Os views a little naive. But then I didnt read the whole thread so I may be totally offbase on what the actual issue is here. In any event. people need to get real.
p(patron saint of the Un PC) banged. |
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12-01-2003, 02:08 PM
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#2983
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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He is marrying her because
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm waiting for someone to post Christopher Walken's speech to Dennis Hopper from True Romance here...
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Hi, my name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling some uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-01-2003, 02:08 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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When people misuse a word so often, it renders it meaningless
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
arent there many black women who are affronted when a rich and successful black man marries a white woman?
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Yes. So much so that if they are sitting on a jury during the trial of a famous black sports star accused of killing the white woman that he divorced his black wife to marry, they will vote to acquit him despite a mountain of evidence showing he murdered his white wife. |
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12-01-2003, 02:08 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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31 Flavors
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I We multi-ethnic types can pick and choose and always claim that it was our "other" heritage that made us different.
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When Fuzzy Zoeller was working out his masters Winner's Dinner joke, do you think he had an early cut where he said egg rolls instead of fried chicken
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