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06-23-2005, 04:03 PM
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#2971
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Mentos! The fresh maker!
Looks like a Nissan 350Z.
image turned into a link because I hate fucked-up margins. Love, Not Bob
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Not Bob; 06-23-2005 at 04:12 PM..
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06-23-2005, 04:09 PM
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#2972
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Call me a Mentor
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am sorry but the best line from Scarface is "yayo(sp?)" followed by "I never fucked noone who didnt fuck me first"
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I don't make the list, I just cut and paste from it. If I made the list, Dennis Hopper's "I'll fuck anything that moves!" from Blue Velvet would be on there.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-23-2005, 04:09 PM
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#2973
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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I TRUMP YOU ALL
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have poured many, many drinks for myself. A whole hell of a lot. On thousands of occasions. I have even poured for a naked myself. An immediately post-coital myself. An already drunk and pawing at me myself. An underage myself (!!! lawlessness -- that counts double, right?). A confiding myself, sharing the deepest secret's of myself's soul with me.
Oh, the stories I could tell.
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Tell 'em to yourself.
TM
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06-23-2005, 04:11 PM
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#2974
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I TRUMP YOU ALL
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tell 'em to yourself.
TM
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I expected a zingier multiple personality post. I'm disappointed.
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06-23-2005, 04:14 PM
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#2975
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Call me a Mentor
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Originally posted by mmm3587
There are plenty of people who buy cars for image. Fuck those people, they are losers.
By saying you wouldn't buy a Porsche because it doesn't have the right image you are just as much of a poseur. Like all the hipsters trying so desperately not to conform that they're all wearing the same straight-cut jeans, flip-flops and retro Izod shirts with the collars up.
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Is there anything more entertaining than intentionally mispronouncing "Porsche" around a Porsche enthusiast, knowing that he is going to correct you?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 04:17 PM
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#2976
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Call me a Mentor
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHat is this definition again?
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Someone makes a subtle (or not so subtle) joke. Someone else misses the joke completely and makes the same joke, but in a very obvious way.
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06-23-2005, 04:24 PM
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#2977
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Call me a Mentor
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there anything more entertaining than intentionally mispronouncing "Porsche" around a Porsche enthusiast, knowing that he is going to correct you?
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Not hanging around car enthusiasts in the first place? I've had occasion to hang around some BMW enthusiats in my time, and listening to them discuss the subtle differences between the grill on the 94 M5 vs that on the 97 M5 (or whatever, I'm sure it was more engine talk than grill talk, but you get my drift) was more boring than reading through the latest Yankees vs Red Sox thread here.
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06-23-2005, 04:24 PM
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#2978
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Call me a Mentor
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is there anything more entertaining than intentionally mispronouncing "Porsche" around a Porsche enthusiast, knowing that he is going to correct you?
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Sexist fuck.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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06-23-2005, 04:29 PM
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#2979
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Call me a Mentor
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sexist fuck.
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You're only a woman on the internets.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 04:32 PM
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#2980
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Call me a Mentor
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Not hanging around car enthusiasts in the first place? I've had occasion to hang around some BMW enthusiats in my time, and listening to them discuss the subtle differences between the grill on the 94 M5 vs that on the 97 M5 (or whatever, I'm sure it was more engine talk than grill talk, but you get my drift) was more boring than reading through the latest Yankees vs Red Sox thread here.
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My uncle is a car enthusiast, and he's fucking unbearable. He cannot be beared.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-23-2005, 04:32 PM
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#2981
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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I TRUMP YOU ALL
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I expected a zingier multiple personality post. I'm disappointed.
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Wonk's still wonking.
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06-23-2005, 04:43 PM
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#2982
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
Today I'm wearing one of those support tank thingies. (I am also wearing black yoga pants - my first pair of yoga pants -- and I have one thing to ask: where have yoga pants been all my life? The reasons I'm wearing them to work, in case anyone is wondering how low my standards have sunk, are that I have a yoga class after work, they are brand new and actually look pretty sharp, I have to do laundry, and let's face it, all my contact with anyone who might care what I'm wearing is over the phone, so why bother? But I do digress.)
Anyway, I know that under ordinary circumstances, those support tank thingies draw a man's eye to the boobies -- checking them out is a nearly irresistible impulse. But this was not on my mind as I took of my black cardigan during my walk to lunch, because I am, at least in this form-fitting outfit, fairly obviously pregnant, and would have thought that I was ogle-proof. But instead, in the span of four blocks, I got honked at, whistled at, hey baby'd, and hey sister, looking good'd by four different men or sets of men. This is an unusually high amount of catcalling for me, even on a very good pre-getting-knocked up day. It was kinda squicky.
So what gives? Are there a lot of preggo fetishists out there, or are the boobs so awe-inspiring that they don't notice the other single bump below it, or are these just men who like a girl with a belly?
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06-23-2005, 04:44 PM
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#2983
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I TRUMP YOU ALL
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wonk's still wonking.
TM
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His posts are annoying, not zingy. Get with the program, dammit.
eta maybe I am thinking of the late lamented funny Slave, not you, with the multiples thing. hm. crap.
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06-23-2005, 04:45 PM
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#2984
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Guest
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Refute this
There is absolutely not a single movie of any interest currently in theaters (or coming out tomorrow) with the possible exception of My Summer of Love. Has anyone seen this?
I wish Heights didn't sound like it was gonna suck. Has Hollywood just given up or what?
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06-23-2005, 04:46 PM
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#2985
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Today I'm wearing one of those support tank thingies. (I am also wearing black yoga pants - my first pair of yoga pants -- and I have one thing to ask: where have yoga pants been all my life? The reasons I'm wearing them to work, in case anyone is wondering how low my standards have sunk, are that I have a yoga class after work, they are brand new and actually look pretty sharp, I have to do laundry, and let's face it, all my contact with anyone who might care what I'm wearing is over the phone, so why bother? But I do digress.)
Anyway, I know that under ordinary circumstances, those support tank thingies draw a man's eye to the boobies -- checking them out is a nearly irresistible impulse. But this was not on my mind as I took of my black cardigan during my walk to lunch, because I am, at least in this form-fitting outfit, fairly obviously pregnant, and would have thought that I was ogle-proof. But instead, in the span of four blocks, I got honked at, whistled at, hey baby'd, and hey sister, looking good'd by four different men or sets of men. This is an unusually high amount of catcalling for me, even on a very good pre-getting-knocked up day. It was kinda squicky.
So what gives? Are there a lot of preggo fetishists out there, or are the boobs so awe-inspiring that they don't notice the other single bump below it, or are these just men who like a girl with a belly?
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The boobs are huge, and to the extent they care about the preggo-osity, they figure it just makes you safe/more in need of positive reinforcements on your body.
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