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08-26-2005, 03:35 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Do I win a date with dtb for this?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Well, SS has simply been away writing grammar porn. That'll keep her coming back home to eat.
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08-26-2005, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Hm
This is shameless.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-26-2005, 03:43 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Can they revoke my honourary citisenship for that?
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I don't think so. |
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08-26-2005, 03:53 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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NYC in Rocktober?
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Originally posted by ironweed
I thought you invented eating magical excrement that would free you from ever having to work again. I didn't think you were in a total tailspin like PLF 2005.
Since we're staking out territory here, I invented drinking myself to death over a somewhat-longer-than-Nicholas-Cage-in-Leaving-Las-Vegas timeframe. Since I apparently have the liver of a 65-year old (according to some observers) I can't be too far away from the gentle kiss and sweet respite of large-scale organ failure.
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Yes, but let's not forget that I have dibs on death by a combination of gin, xanax and pastrami.
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08-26-2005, 04:09 PM
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NYC in Rocktober?
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes, but let's not forget that I have dibs on death by a combination of gin, xanax and pastrami.
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The prescription meds & deli meats are all you. And fringey. Ironic, no? |
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08-26-2005, 04:10 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think so.
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righteous.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-26-2005, 04:11 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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NYC in Rocktober?
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Originally posted by ironweed
The prescription meds & deli meats are all you. And fringey. Ironic, no?
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She's more doughnuts than deli. But, if you hadn't noticed it before, the number of things that fringey and I have in common is well beyond ironic, it's fucking frightening.
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08-26-2005, 04:15 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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It's about time
Now, women can pee outdoors.
Equality at last. Not that we would. But now we can. Seems gross. Maybe that's just me.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-26-2005, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Halle
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Not Halle. Damn hot, laugh lines or no.
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You're finally coming around.
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08-26-2005, 04:29 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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I don't know why I'm so surprised
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Originally posted by dtb
Why are they wearing clothing? The females are wearing a lot more than fig leaves. They should just have long hair as in all those artworks of the Garden of Eden.
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They're English. The only thing more disturbing than their dental hygiene are their nude bodies.
Nobody favas a guvna covered in volcanic bacne.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-26-2005, 04:33 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Propecia
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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Does anyone have any information about Propecia? Does it work?How nasty and common are the side effects? Am I a vain fool for even considering it? I won't wear a rug, or go with plugs, but I might try drugs.
I Don't Want To Be Bald! (my screen name activation email hasn't arrived)
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You can't have it all. Just deal with what you got. I have magnificent, almost Michael Landonish hair. Yet I can't remember anything five minutes after I say it, can't dance a lick and still can't hit a driver off the tee. You can't have everything, you selfish bald prick.
Just pray to God you don't have a huge malformed head. Only the pea-headed look good bald. If you've a substantial cranium, you'll just have to slit your wrists in the tub. PM Flower for directions.
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08-26-2005, 04:43 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Propecia
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't have it all. Just deal with what you got. I have magnificent, almost Michael Landonish hair. Yet I can't remember anything five minutes after I say it, can't dance a lick and still can't hit a driver off the tee. You can't have everything, you selfish bald prick.
Just pray to God you don't have a huge malformed head. Only the pea-headed look good bald. If you've a substantial cranium, you'll just have to slit your wrists in the tub. PM Flower for directions.
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Dissent. Once you've done all of the various sex acts a few times, the real thrill gets to be watching yourself in a mirror, or if you're lucky on film. What's the point of getting erections if you don't look good for them?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-26-2005, 04:45 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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It's about time
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Now, women can pee outdoors.
Equality at last. Not that we would. But now we can. Seems gross. Maybe that's just me.
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Yes, at last, I can pee outdoors, because squatting never worked before.
Rather, I think squatting worked, but it didn't resolve my penis envy, which is derived entirely from the fact that I can't pee standing up (although I can hover like a champ).
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08-26-2005, 04:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 188
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It's about time
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08-26-2005, 04:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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It's about time
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think they need a new diagram. The one you posted will likely result in wet pants.
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The diagram is fine. Your vagina is too low.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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