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05-09-2006, 05:12 PM
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#2971
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Originally posted by spookyfish
And boys were still largely a nuisance.
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Unlike nowadays, when they are completely a nuisance? |
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05-09-2006, 05:27 PM
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#2972
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Unlike nowadays, when they are completely a nuisance?
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Boys are awesome! We rock!
Girls are cool, too. Mostly.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-09-2006, 05:37 PM
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#2973
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Unlike nowadays, when they are completely a nuisance?
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I've always wondered why you ladies put up with us. We clearly need your vaginas, but I'm not sure you really need our penii.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-09-2006, 05:41 PM
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#2974
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've always wondered why you ladies put up with us. We clearly need your vaginas, but I'm not sure you really need our penii.
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Hmm. Not sure why you "clearly need" a real vagina - when there are plenty of sleeves and blowup dolls and holes in the wall out there. |
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05-09-2006, 05:44 PM
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#2975
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Not sure why you "clearly need" a real vagina - when there are plenty of sleeves and blowup dolls and holes in the wall out there.
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And hands and mouths.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-09-2006, 05:45 PM
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#2976
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Not sure why you "clearly need" a real vagina - when there are plenty of sleeves and blowup dolls and holes in the wall out there.
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Hank will tell you: they can't compete with the real thing.
However, as much as I try, I can't get my penis to vibrate or grow a clitoral stimulator extension.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-09-2006, 05:48 PM
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#2977
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hank will tell you: they can't compete with the real thing.
However, as much as I try, I can't get my penis to vibrate or grow a clitoral stimulator extension.
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Having the whole body attached is kind of nice, at least sometimes.
Translation: I didn't realize you'd moved here, but just because I chose the vibrator over you last night doesn't mean I never want to see you.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-09-2006, 05:53 PM
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#2978
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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str8outavannuys
Double points to Slave for getting the title right. 99.9% of casual fans would have written "Cheap Trick Live at Budokan".
However, lose all points for expressing affection for Frampton, Kiss & Nugent. Fucking loser.
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Triple points to several astute San Jose fans at the Shark Tank last night who - upon hearing "Tom Sawyer" blasting from the PR system - started a "Fuck Canada" chant. |
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05-09-2006, 05:56 PM
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#2979
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Triple points to several astute San Jose fans at the Shark Tank last night who - upon hearing "Tom Sawyer" blasting from the PR system - started a "Fuck Canada" chant.
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Ooooh, a chance for me to mention my hatred for Rush.
I hate Rush.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-09-2006, 05:59 PM
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#2980
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ooooh, a chance for me to mention my hatred for Rush.
I hate Rush.
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Based upon my experience walking behind people on Michigan Avenue at Christmastime, you aren't the only midwesterner who prefers things to move more slowly.
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See you later, decorator.
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05-09-2006, 06:04 PM
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#2981
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hank will tell you: they can't compete with the real thing.
However, as much as I try, I can't get my penis to vibrate or grow a clitoral stimulator extension.
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Ah - that makes sense. |
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05-09-2006, 06:05 PM
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#2982
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Triple points to several astute San Jose fans at the Shark Tank last night who - upon hearing "Tom Sawyer" blasting from the PR system - started a "Fuck Canada" chant.
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A. You can't give yourself points.
B. The Sharks need new uniforms and a new color scheme.
C. I like Craig MacTavish better than Ron Wilson. Not that I dislike Ron Wilson (he's no Ken Hitchcock or Scotty Bowman). I just have a fond spot in my heart for MacTavish from 1994. Plus he beat up a mascot.
D. I may actually find myself rooting for a Western Conference team in the Finals. |
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05-09-2006, 06:05 PM
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#2983
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hank will tell you: they can't compete with the real thing.
However, as much as I try, I can't get my penis to vibrate or grow a clitoral stimulator extension.
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And you have like fingers and stuff. Geez.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-09-2006, 06:06 PM
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#2984
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Triple points to several astute San Jose fans at the Shark Tank last night who - upon hearing "Tom Sawyer" blasting from the PR system - started a "Fuck Canada" chant.
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I didn't realize there were no Canadians on the Sharks. |
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05-09-2006, 06:08 PM
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#2985
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,148
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Not sure why you "clearly need" a real vagina - when there are plenty of sleeves and blowup dolls and holes in the wall out there.
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Coltrane is smarter than you give him credit for- he means "clearly need" on a societal level - childbirth, earth mother, etc.
Meanwhile societies like the amazons got alone quite well by killing off all the male children except the most physically fit- Coltrane knows he would have been put to the sword instantly, Ironhead, Flower all them- BECAUSE the amazons would have a Hank Chinaski-like breeder around---- nickname--- LEVIATHAN!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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