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08-23-2006, 04:43 PM
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#2971
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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GRR
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Originally posted by Spanky
As Less is my witness, I have done it twice. The trick is to look them in the eye during the lap dance. No one does that. And then comment on their eye color, no one else does that. Then, talk to them about a subject completely unrelated to sex that the stripper thinks she knows something about. Pretend you are really interested and listen intently. If she has already made the money she wanted to make that evening, or if she has given up because it is a slow night, you just might be in business.
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I didn't realize there was a whole "method," although, as a general rule, I am a great believer in eye contact.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-23-2006, 04:43 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
As Less is my witness, I have done it twice. The trick is to look them in the eye during the lap dance. No one does that. And then comment on their eye color, no one else does that. Then, talk to them about a subject completely unrelated to sex that the stripper thinks she knows something about. Pretend you are really interested and listen intently. If she has already made the money she wanted to make that evening, or if she has given up because it is a slow night, you just might be in business.
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I thought this said "As Less is my waitress..." You had my interest there for a moment. |
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08-23-2006, 04:43 PM
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#2973
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Quote:
robustpuppy
Apropos of tying threads, isn't the rule "don't touch anything Pink"?
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Over/under is 10 posts before Sebby (or Pony) makes an "in the stink" joke |
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08-23-2006, 04:44 PM
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#2974
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Lactation
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I tried too. Tongue reaches, but can't get close enough for sucking.
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Give it about 10 more years and you'll have no problem making them reach wherever you want. You'll be able to breastfeed the entire neighborhood (and put out small, local fires) without ever leaving your front porch. (Not that I would know; NTTAWWT)
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"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize someone you are a mile away from them.And you have their shoes."
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08-23-2006, 04:46 PM
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#2975
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Quote:
spookyfish
I didn't realize there was a whole "method," although, as a general rule, I am a great believer in eye contact.
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On the other hand, if I wanted to just gaze into some girl's eyes, why not just stay home and save the dough? |
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08-23-2006, 04:47 PM
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#2976
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Isn't that the Senator from the great State of Maryland?
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I invented that joke.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-23-2006, 04:47 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
But, heck what do I know supposedly I'm some deeply discounted version of Margaret Cho. So the bankers I'd hang with are supposedly suspect or all in the playground in my mind. As are any prop traders, or hedge fund analysts.
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You're gay? |
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08-23-2006, 04:47 PM
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#2978
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Over/under is 10 posts before Sebby (or Pony) makes an "in the stink" joke
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Nah. I predict Coltrane goes there first.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-23-2006, 04:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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GRR
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
On the other hand, if I wanted to just gaze into some girl's eyes, why not just stay home and save the dough?
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Spanky has a (human, post-pubescent) girl at home? |
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08-23-2006, 04:47 PM
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#2980
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Fuuuckk
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Oh, please letting kids nurse into kindergarten makes them gay.
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How post-kindergarten for big kids?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-23-2006, 04:48 PM
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#2981
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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GRR
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
On the other hand, if I wanted to just gaze into some girl's eyes, why not just stay home and save the dough?
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I'm not saying you can't. I'm making a general statement about making eye contact. I'm not the one with the stripper rules here.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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08-23-2006, 04:49 PM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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GRR
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are full of interesting tidbits of information. Please stick around the FB.
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I am not that interesting. I have just wasted too much of my life chasing skirts.
I have never been quite sure what subjects fly here, but here goes.
I am too lazy to go the Gym, so I workout at home, but I am pretty good about staying with it. I used to do two sets of fifty pushups. I decided to push up my whole work out routine, which included moving from fifty push ups to one hundred push ups.
I was able to double all my other routines, but I can't get past seventy push ups. I have been stuck there for three weeks now. I just get to around seventy and can't do any more.
Anyone know what is going on? |
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08-23-2006, 04:49 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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GRR
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Please provide us with the appropriate number of individuals with whom one should attend a strip club. I didn't know there were rules (except "no touching".... however, when touching is encouraged, it's like being able to lick a ribeye, but not take a bite).
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I went once with Mr. Man, two board denizens (one male and one female) and one of Mr. Man's co-workers. Much hilarity ensued. |
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08-23-2006, 04:50 PM
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#2984
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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GRR
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You're gay?
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Huh? I guess I forgot she's gay. I thought she was a just a fag hag.
No I am not gay. |
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08-23-2006, 04:50 PM
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#2985
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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GRR
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Nah. I predict Coltrane goes there first.
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Me too. It would be a big shocker if he didn't.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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