Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

dumbass:
One of the guys that I used to date loved it. Almost instantaneously upon removing whatever item of clothing was covering my hooch, his head would be down there and stay down there for an hour. I asked him once why he liked to do that so much and he said in large part it was the smell that turned him on.

Your hooch shouldn't smell. This drops you another 5 points on the looks scale.

TM

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your hooch shouldn't smell. This drops you another 5 points on the looks scale.

TM

Every woman has her own smell and taste based on body chemistry, just as every man does.

Something wrong with the sniffer?

Is this is why you don't like chocolate?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your hooch shouldn't smell.
TM

And if he does, you should bathe him.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your hooch shouldn't smell. This drops you another 5 points on the looks scale.

TM

You both are stupid. I hope you will be very happy together since you are clearly attracted.

Word from the wise.

Hooch is booze. I drnk it with gusto

Cooch is cooter, or cootie, in the parlance of Burger's times. Leagl drinks this with gusto, and Sebby apparetnly does while envisioing a salty roast beef sandwich. Ouch sebby! Don't bite! That movement you are bitcing about? That's the wife trying to hightail her cooter out of chomping distance.

Originally posted by evenodds
Every woman has her own smell and taste based on body chemistry, just as every man does.

?

This reminds me of the time I was a preteen and my sister and I were in the car with my mom and Slow Hand by the Pointer Sisters comes on and my sister and I both get really uncomfortable. Then my mom (who EO has reminded me of in the past, except without the predilection for gangsta rap) says, "girls, do you know what this song is about? Its about making love". It was so Judy Blume squicky awkward straight up health teacher weird that I could have died.

Girls, do you know that eevery woman, like every man, has his or her own special smell?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Girls, do you know that eevery woman, like every man, has his or her own special smell?

that's very insightful, because apparently Not Me smells like a large drooling dog.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Girls, do you know that eevery woman, like every man, has his or her own special smell?

And no two Cooterburgers taste alike. We always use the freshest of ingredients.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
that's very insightful, because apparently Not Me smells like a large drooling dog.

I find that I am entertained by only 2 of the members of the Not family. Neither of their NotNames appears in the above quote.

[government cheese]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This reminds me of the time I was a preteen and my sister and I were in the car with my mom and Slow Hand by the Pointer Sisters comes on and my sister and I both get really uncomfortable. Then my mom (who EO has reminded me of in the past, except without the predilection for gangsta rap) says, "girls, do you know what this song is about? Its about making love". It was so Judy Blume squicky awkward straight up health teacher weird that I could have died.

Maybe she was drunk on hootch and hitting on you.

I'm not so sure of your background but in many cultures incest is a rite of passage. Heck, in a number of states in the USA, first cousins can freely marry and presumptively have sex between themselves and the sex between those first cousins married or otherwise isn't incest in those states.

Shoot, a lot of us would be in trouble if it were.

[Shape Shifter]

The headlines have been up since last night, but I just found the mugshot.



I'm sure Hillary is behind this somehow.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And no two Cooterburgers taste alike. We always use the freshest of ingredients.

But an assburger is an assburger, as MR will tell you . Deelish!

[government cheese]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
But an assburger is an assburger, as MR will tell you . Deelish!

Soaked in hot tub and then marinated with a nice bordeaux. (Drool! Slobber! Munch!)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The headlines have been up since last night, but I just found the mugshot.



I'm sure Hillary is behind this somehow.

When I first read that he was busted for cocaine, I thought it must be a mistake. Pot sure, but cocaine just doesn't sound like his sort of thing. Then I heard it was crack, and I thought, ok maybe.

Anyone here ever smoked crack? I hear it is a much bigger high than snorting coke (with attendant increased addictiveness). Is it still a big problem? I guess I've sort of thought it got replaced by herione in the 90s sometime, but I don't know.

What is the deal?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

So, The Bachelor is now 0-3. Jen and Tire-boy have broken off their "engagement."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by government cheese
Soaked in hot tub and then marinated with a nice bordeaux. (Drool! Slobber! Munch!)

What, are you German ?