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08-18-2004, 07:57 PM
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can't believe that you are handing out Wheezy so quickly after her untimely demise this year. Have you no conscience, man?! Hank, please explain to the monkey why there is nothing funny about celebrity deaths. Crimey.
Originally posted by ltl/fb
C'mon, let her be Sneezy Joe.
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In the spirit of fellowship and niceness, ncs is now Sneezy Joe. Apologies to Wheezy cultists everywhere.
ltl, our Border Patrol would like to ask you a few questions in an enclosed, windowless room before allowing your entry into Flintonia.
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08-18-2004, 08:25 PM
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
In the spirit of fellowship and niceness, ncs is now Sneezy Joe. Apologies to Wheezy cultists everywhere.
ltl, our Border Patrol would like to ask you a few questions in an enclosed, windowless room before allowing your entry into Flintonia.
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Please tell me you're not conducting random body cavity searches in order to get into Flintonia. How will we get the contraband in?
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08-18-2004, 08:26 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please tell me you're not conducting random body cavity searches in order to get into Flintonia. How will we get the contraband in?
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Random? No. I have a map.
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08-18-2004, 08:53 PM
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I Forgive You All
You may return (safely) to other board. Nice work, flinty.
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08-18-2004, 08:57 PM
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I Forgive You All
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You may return (safely) to other board. Nice work, flinty.
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Oops. May have spoken too soon. Carry on.
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08-18-2004, 09:44 PM
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The Undiscovered Country
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You may return (safely) to other board. Nice work, flinty.
Oops. May have spoken too soon. Carry on.
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I don't know. I kind of like it here. Testeverde shows some moxie with actual posts and not regurgitated MSNBC posts or cross-posts from fark.com; Vegas and Mack are peacefully co-existing and napping in the bungalow; Dr. No is already offering the make-up sex; Sneezy Joe has been liberated from the tyranny of cupholders; and ltl, pending her exam and Flintonian approval, is going to get some action. It's paradise. And me, all I know is that I finally get to kill someone.
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08-18-2004, 10:01 PM
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The Undiscovered Country
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It's paradise. And me, all I know is that I finally get to kill someone.
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Wait just one damn minute. Was this in the brochure? Was my failure to read the fine print a huge mistake (again?). Is Russian Roulette the "fun nude entertainment" you promised?
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08-19-2004, 12:22 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wttw. At a party where wonk is at, a woman should keep an eye on her drink at all times. Word is he ruffied notme at the new poster party in March.
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You can try to throw suspicion on other posters all you want. The truth still remians that when you passed out after your third beer your wig fell off and we all saw your teeny little dick stuffed into that leopard print thong, "Miss" Not Me.
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08-19-2004, 12:24 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Oh. not to worry. wheezy has nothing to do with the Jeffersons, wheezy was taxwonk's nickname at HS track practice.
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Track practice? You again are clearly mistaken, oh silly one. All my life I have made it my practice not to run unless there is a soccer ball in front of me or an angry mob behind me.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-19-2004, 12:26 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You can try to throw suspicion on other posters all you want. The truth still remians that when you passed out after your third beer your wig fell off and we all saw your teeny little dick stuffed into that leopard print thong, "Miss" Not Me.
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I have not ever socked with that woman, Ms. Notme. The rest of your post does remind me of my best Halloween party and costume. I was Kerry Strugg, with leotard and ankle wrap, and little more!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-19-2004, 05:32 PM
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I have not ever socked with that woman, Ms. Notme. The rest of your post does remind me of my best Halloween party and costume. I was Kerry Strugg, with leotard and ankle wrap, and little more!
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I just want everyone to know, socks are welcome in Flintonia. No prejudice in Flintonia. And we have an awesome dental plan.
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08-19-2004, 05:47 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I just want everyone to know, socks are welcome in Flintonia. No prejudice in Flintonia. And we have an awesome dental plan.
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How are your tax rates?
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08-19-2004, 05:54 PM
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Moderator
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
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Originally posted by taxwonk
How are your tax rates?
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I wouldn't call it a tax. And it's not applied equally to everyone. I'd call it more of a "tribute" or even a "sacrifice". See post 21, above. Pam demands sacrifice.
Don't worry Vegas, you're safe, you're my boy. Don't say anything to NHF, I think she's getting a little suspicious.
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08-19-2004, 06:42 PM
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
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Originally posted by taxwonk
How are your tax rates?
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Dude, totally do not listen to him when it comes time for the "nude entertainment." The rules that he faxed to me for Russian Roulette involve 6 bullets and an "I go first" clause.
Plus, he said something about flat taxes, whatever that means, but I was led to believe that our community would be more communistic in the sense that we all share the wealth. He also mentioned something about a guy named Nader or something.
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08-19-2004, 06:54 PM
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World Ruler
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I have semi-ceded from the FB
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude, totally do not listen to him when it comes time for the "nude entertainment." The rules that he faxed to me for Russian Roulette involve 6 bullets and an "I go first" clause.
Plus, he said something about flat taxes, whatever that means, but I was led to believe that our community would be more communistic in the sense that we all share the wealth. He also mentioned something about a guy named Nader or something.
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I think the flat tax has something to do with implants.
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