A Forum for Grinches and Ho-Ho-Hoes

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) and dtb
If you don't clear out your PM box, the dino gets it in the tail.

And you'll lose all your risque PMs too.

OK, OK, sorry. I need to find a virtual warehouse for my correspondence over the years with Hank. Everything else can go, but I cherish those PMs particularly.

[SlaveNoMore]

dtb
This article from NY Magazine...

NY Magazine is nothing more than Time Out: New York with glossy photos of Hamptons fetes that none of us were invited.

Mad Magazine is probably as worthy a source.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

So it turns out that most abstinence programs (11 of 13 surveyed) lie to kids about sex. Oh the humanity!

And then there's this stuff:

• Some course materials cited in Waxman's report present as scientific fact notions about a man's need for "admiration" and "sexual fulfillment" compared with a woman's need for "financial support." One book in the "Choosing Best" series tells the story of a knight who married a village maiden instead of the princess because the princess offered so many tips on slaying the local dragon. "Moral of the story," notes the popular text: "Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but too much of it will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess."

Oy.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
NY Magazine is nothing more than Time Out: New York with glossy photos of Hamptons fetes that none of us were invited.

Mad Magazine is probably as worthy a source.

I warned you not to blow your whole Christmas bonus on crack.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
"Moral of the story," notes the popular text: "Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but too much of it will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess."

dtb- take note.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
OK, OK, sorry. I need to find a virtual warehouse for my correspondence over the years with Hank. Everything else can go, but I cherish those PMs particularly.

I have most of them. My secretary has the one where you recommended your cure for anal warts. Talk about a silver bullet. 2 days later she could sit down like normal.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
dtb- take note.

Is that a turn-off for you? Because I've really been thinking that your posting style could use some improvements. Specifically, I think you should run draft posts through a grammar and spelling check before you actually post them. In addition, keeping an archive of your posts from the PB so that you can ensure consistency would be avisable. Adviseable. Whichever.

Also, you should dye that grey/white streak in your beard to match the rest of the beard, and wash the hair under your hat more frequently. In conjunction with that, you should get the hat cleaned so that you avoid transferring all the old grease and dirt to your freshly cleaned hair.

I'll have some more stuff later, but that should give you something to start with.

[SlaveNoMore]

During this Holiday season, I find it appropriate to share stories of warm family moments throughout the world.

Here is the first:



An Iranian man, prepares his daughter, who is a member of a suicide commandos unit, by covering her face in the same style of Palestinian and Lebanese militants, during a ceremony where the first suicide commandos unit was inaugurated at the Behesht-e-Zahra cemetery just outside Tehran, Iran, Thursday, Dec. 2, 2004. Some 200 masked young men and women gathered at the cemetery Thursday to pledge their willingness to carry out suicide bomb attacks against Americans in Iraq and Israelis.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
During this Holiday season, I find it appropriate to share stories of warm family moments throughout the world.

Here is the first:



An Iranian man, prepares his daughter, who is a member of a suicide commandos unit, by covering her face in the same style of Palestinian and Lebanese militants, during a ceremony where the first suicide commandos unit was inaugurated at the Behesht-e-Zahra cemetery just outside Tehran, Iran, Thursday, Dec. 2, 2004. Some 200 masked young men and women gathered at the cemetery Thursday to pledge their willingness to carry out suicide bomb attacks against Americans in Iraq and Israelis.

If I was in Iraq I'd want to be stationed near the water. They won't let girls swim, so my gang would be safe from the like's of her.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
NY Magazine is nothing more than Time Out: New York with glossy photos of Hamptons fetes that none of us were invited.

Yes, and they never feature the brilliant analysis of Pat Sajek, either. How good could they be?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
dtb- take note.

Huh? Why me? Was I not helpful with the floor-covering recommendation?

Pout.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Yes, and they never feature the brilliant analysis of Pat Sajek, either. How good could they be?

What? Do Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon have more advanced degrees than Pat?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If I was in Iraq I'd want to be stationed near the water. They won't let girls swim, so my gang would be safe from the like's of her.

OK, I tried to be all submissive and shit, but, eh -- it's just not my way.

like's, Hank? Come on.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What? Do Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon have more advanced degrees than Pat?

What? Have I ever posted an article by Michael Moore or Susan Sarandon?

[SlaveNoMore]

baltassoc
Yes, and they never feature the brilliant analysis of Pat Sajek, either. How good could they be?

You spell worse than Club.