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03-28-2005, 06:26 PM
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Bored
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, I guess not. But my relative monogamy is probably boring to you all, and that pains me.
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no, no, I'm sure it's a much hotter monogamy than pretty much any other monogamy here. Or, everyone imagines it is. |
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03-28-2005, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Whew. I'm safe.
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You are. "[To Be Named By Coltrane]" is better.
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03-28-2005, 06:29 PM
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#18
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are. "[To Be Named By Coltrane]" is better.
TM
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Feel free to change it back.
No one appreciates a single entendre anymore.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-28-2005, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Prank on Iowa
This sounds good.
In a way, Riverside, Iowa, was asking for it.
As the "Star Trek" faithful know, William Shatner's character, the beloved Jim Kirk, was born — no, in fact, will be born — in Iowa sometime in the 23rd century.
Seizing on that crumb of information a couple of decades ago, an enterprising member of the town council of Riverside, population 928, boldly went where no Iowan had gone before and erected a sign proclaiming his community "The Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk."
The result is Spike TV's "Invasion Iowa," a four-hour reality miniseries about the making of a make-believe movie, airing at 9 p.m. tomorrow through Friday.
"Iowa" ups the ante by making the pretend production a science-fiction movie set in Riverside. The star? None other than Kirk's alter ego, Shatner himself. The target of the ruse? The entire population of the town.
The plot of the movie is as silly as the entourage, involving an android she-villain with the improbable name of Disintegratrix 3000 and a plot twist in which a virtuous farm girl — played, like many of the faux film's characters, by a local amateur — offers to bear the child of Shatner's character in order to save her town from ruin.
Scores of would-be actors and extras lined up to audition for parts, happy to sing "Pinball Wizard" if Shatner demanded it or to repeat a line "with a Cajun accent this time" if that was what the star wanted.
One local man even donned a Priceline.com T-shirt to serve as a walking product placement for a Web site Shatner has been advertising for years.
The Canadian-born star (Str8?), who has spent decades doing what even some fans recognize as a tongue-in-cheek William Shatner impression, seemed to charm almost everyone he met.
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03-28-2005, 06:37 PM
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#20
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Feel free to change it back.
No one appreciates a single entendre anymore.
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I appreciate it.
As I was just discussing via instant messgaing technology, I wore a pair of tight, black and white, polyester plaid pants to a club within the last two weeks. They were very popular. The talk of the spin class the next day.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-28-2005, 06:47 PM
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#21
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I appreciate it.
As I was just discussing via instant messgaing technology, I wore a pair of tight, black and white, polyester plaid pants to a club within the last two weeks. They were very popular. The talk of the spin class the next day.
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Thanks.
I bought a pair of Zegna thin-waled cords (on sale...$38 -- sorry NFH - I bought it at uber-discount). Let's just say that Zegna doesn't make casual clothes for Americans. Suits? Yes. But these things were so tight in the ass/crotch (visibly)...yikes. Not good. Mamel toe, etc. You just can't get away with flaunting your plums and feeding tube that way on this side of the pond.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-28-2005, 06:49 PM
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#22
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Location: Flyover land
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
your plums and feeding tube
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how disproportionate. |
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03-28-2005, 06:54 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Let's just say that Zegna doesn't make casual clothes for Americans.
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Zubas cornered that market. |
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03-28-2005, 06:55 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Thanks.
I bought a pair of Zegna thin-waled cords (on sale...$38 -- sorry NFH - I bought it at uber-discount). Let's just say that Zegna doesn't make casual clothes for Americans. Suits? Yes. But these things were so tight in the ass/crotch (visibly)...yikes. Not good. Mamel toe, etc. You just can't get away with flaunting your plums and feeding tube that way on this side of the pond.
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If you are not built like a European perhaps you should stick to the Dockers.
Or maybe stop buying the counterfeits on the internet. |
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03-28-2005, 06:58 PM
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#25
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you are not built like a European perhaps you should stick to the Dockers.
Or maybe stop buying the counterfeits on the internet.
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Smartbargains.com = not counterfeit.
6'2" 175, fatass.
If you were a guy, you would have a TEEEEEENY penis. With thorns.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-28-2005, 06:59 PM
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#26
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Thanks.
I bought a pair of Zegna thin-waled cords (on sale...$38 -- sorry NFH - I bought it at uber-discount). Let's just say that Zegna doesn't make casual clothes for Americans. Suits? Yes. But these things were so tight in the ass/crotch (visibly)...yikes. Not good. Mamel toe, etc. You just can't get away with flaunting your plums and feeding tube that way on this side of the pond.
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Bluefly or Yoox?
Yeah, tight is one thing. Suffocating your mammoth love anaconda is something altogether different.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-28-2005, 07:00 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Smartbargains.com = not counterfeit.
6'2" 175, fatass.
If you were a guy, you would have a TEEEEEENY penis. With thorns.
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6'2"? That is quite short for internet standards. No one else here has fessed up to less than 6'4". Shrimp. |
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03-28-2005, 07:00 PM
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#28
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Bluefly or Yoox?
Yeah, tight is one thing. Suffocating your mammoth love anaconda is something altogether different.
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Those things would suffocate NFH's penis.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-28-2005, 07:03 PM
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#29
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
6'2"? That is quite short for internet standards. No one else here has fessed up to less than 6'4". Shrimp.
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5'4" 175. Damn.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-28-2005, 07:06 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Bluefly or Yoox?
Yeah, tight is one thing. Suffocating your mammoth love anaconda is something altogether different.
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If Terri has an anaconda down her throat, she'd probably already be dead. I'm just saying. He confessed to feeding-tube measurements. |
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