A frolic in Cambodia - Page 20

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-28-2004, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
For pure punishment, there's always gang rape by a group of trusted friends. But that may be difficult to arrange. Gang rape of a child/spouse with the disliked partner as a witness would probably work well too.

Have mercy on the oppressed.

Lure their spouse away and adopt the children.

Make love, not war.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-28-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
[deep, sharp inhale indicating shock and dismay]

Well! I never!!

Forget Cambodia. Forget that crowd.

Come away with me to Bangkok.

ltl/fb · 10-28-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Have mercy on the oppressed.

Lure their spouse away and adopt the children.

Make love, not war.

Then I would have a spouse and children. Yuck.

We can have the primary arranger gang-raped by trusted friends. Then the innocent will not be involved. Will that work for you?

robustpuppy · 10-28-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
[deep, sharp inhale indicating shock and dismay]

Well! I never!!

Our bond is so strong it can never be broken. Pay that no mind. "You are my new soul mate" is the "LOL" of fall/winter 2004.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-28-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Then I would have a spouse and children. Yuck.

We can have the primary arranger gang-raped by trusted friends. Then the innocent will not be involved. Will that work for you?

Proceed.

But first, please tell the nice men in black suits that none of this involves W.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-28-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Then I would have a spouse and children. Yuck.

We can have the primary arranger gang-raped by trusted friends. Then the innocent will not be involved. Will that work for you?

You are capable of suspending disbelief for a gang-rape scenario, but shitting on a desk is just over the top, hunh?

The first photo will go to you.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-28-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I wouldn't want to shit on a desk, but I have heard of people doing it on other's beds after a hate fuck (and not just guys).

Wow.

The worst I've heard was of a girl passing out on a guy while giving him head. He jerked off on her face, got up, went down to the kitchen, made a ham sandwich and had a glass of milk. Then he left.

Replaced_Texan · 10-28-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Our bond is so strong it can never be broken. Pay that no mind. "You are my new soul mate" is the "LOL" of fall/winter 2004.

Is it applicable in regions where it's still fucking 90 degrees (fahrenheit) outside during the day?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-28-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Baby, I do love you. You're just not my favorite favorite. But if you study hard and work on technique, I'm sure your ranking will rise.

Love,

Flinty

Flinty,

Does this ever work?

G(reen w/ envy)^3

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-28-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wow.

The worst I've heard was of a girl passing out on a guy while giving him head. He jerked off on her face, got up, went down to the kitchen, made a ham sandwich and had a glass of milk. Then he left.

I know of two stories - Canadian college lore. Also, I think a football player just did it recently (or maybe he did it in a closet). In any event, he is on my husband's fantasy team (or was, I think - or there is some connection because he told me about it while discussing his team).

dtb · 10-28-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wow.

The worst I've heard was of a girl passing out on a guy while giving him head. He jerked off on her face, got up, went down to the kitchen, made a ham sandwich and had a glass of milk. Then he left.

What?!? He ate a ham sandwich?!?

Some people.

dtb · 10-28-2004, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is it applicable in regions where it's still fucking 90 degrees (fahrenheit) outside during the day?

I think it's safe to say that if it were 90 degrees celsius (OK, I know that's not spelled right...), you would be a puddle on the sidewalk.

Anne Elk · 10-28-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I grew up a Mets fan. I like to believe any team can make it - over 162 games.

There has been some good baseball out of the wild card, though, no doubt about it. The Sox / Yankees series is the one that will be talked about this year, not the World Series.

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I grew up a Mets fan too. Became a Sox fan long before I moved to Boston since I wanted to support any team that had a rivalry with the Yankees. (It was really hard being a Mets fan in the mid 70's/early 80's.)

Other than Game 1 the WS is nothing to talk about. The ALCS was much better baseball. Yankee fans may think the Sox are second best and that Boston is a backwater town, but they play darn good baseball against each other.

Replaced_Texan · 10-28-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I know of two stories - Canadian college lore. Also, I think a football player just did it recently (or maybe he did it in a closet). In any event, he is on my husband's fantasy team (or was, I think - or there is some connection because he told me about it while discussing his team).

I know of quite a few stories involving nocturnal and / or drunken urination in places that are not traditionally considered urinals, but not deliberate bed shitting.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-28-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
What?!? He ate a ham sandwich?!?

Some people.

It's not gross or anything, just completely odd. After jizzing on a passed-out girl's face? Who does that? He actually sat at her kitchen table and ate a meal...