Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My issue currently with the TSA, is that they've been going through my luggage. My husband says they sniff the panties.

[fake sneeze]Projection![/fake sneeze]

As RP noted, they have locks now that the TSA won't cut off. The good news is that using them will keep your luggage from popping open. The bad news is that the TSA (and your husband) will keep rummaging thru your intimate apparel.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Share, dammit. And rp, link to the mesh packing cubes?

OK, once I saw this chick's fake tits (not lifts unless it was some implant and lift combo I was unaware of) and she had anchor scars. I am all for implants when I want my ladies sexually objectified in a porno kinda way, but, if I had a dick, it woud have deflated.

Pretty titillating.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Share, dammit. And rp, link to the mesh packing cubes?

I still don't like the thought of a stranger rifling my panties.

e-bags



Or Eagle Creek

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, once I saw this chick's fake tits (not lifts unless it was some implant and lift combo I was unaware of) and she had anchor scars. I am all for implants when I want my ladies sexually objectified in a porno kinda way, but, if I had a dick, it woud have deflated.

Pretty titillating.

Maybe it was an implant and lift combo.

I thought you were saying that you could get a lift without anchor scars. Sigh.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
SO was I.

Oh, did I also say that the technician doing the ultrasound was "duly impressed"?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Amen, sista. I grew weary of battling my fellow travelers for that extra inch of overhead storage space and now (unless what I'm packing really is minimal) simply check it.

Instead of climbing over the dead bodies of my competitors to get on the plane as early as possible in order to shove coat, bag and briefcase into 8 cubic feet of overhead space, let me hang out in the terminal avoid the line, and walk onto the plane after everyone else has boarded. Good karma, less stress.

If you try to board before they call your row number, they should put you in a pen on the side and force you to board last. If you wait right next to the door, blocking everyone else's access whose turn it is to board because you want to be the first person in row 15 to shove your oversized bag into overhead storage lengthwise, your belongings should be thrown onto the runway.

Here is what I do not understand. Everyone must must must (bite bite bite) board the plane as soon as physically possible, so they can sit down. Then, when the plane lands, everyone must immediately pop up and stand in the aisle or half-crunched near the window for 15 minutes waiting for other people to file out. Why? What does that get you? An extra 3 minutes on the cab line? A little extra rev-up time to achieve full annoyance level while waiting for your checked-in bags because they couldn't possibly get from the plane to the carousel faster than the oldest old person on the plane could crawl there?

While I'm at it, put your shit into the overhead as fast as you can, and do it from within your row. If you are holding up the whole line of people trying to board because you needed to be in your seat in row 7 before anyone else set foot on the plane, you should be trampled to death or a really bad headache.

TM

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe it was an implant and lift combo.

I thought you were saying that you could get a lift without anchor scars. Sigh.

I have no clue but I have heard that the nipple gets moved (shudder) so I dont see how you avoid that. I dont know whatws worse- pancake tits or anchor scarred, sensationless nips.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The preggo caffeine debate was not boring. What is in your carry-on? Boring. I hope we are nto all going to post what is in our essential overnighters all day.

Since 9/11 and the no sharp objects on plane rules, do you need to buy a corkscrew every time you travel for the shiraz, or do you check the rabbit?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you try to board before they call your row number, they should put you in a pen on the side and force you to board last. If you wait right next to the door, blocking everyone else's access whose turn it is to board because you want to be the first person in row 15 to shove your oversized bag into overhead storage lengthwise, your belongings should be thrown onto the runway.

Here is what I do not understand. Everyone must must must (bite bite bite) board the plane as soon as physically possible, so they can sit down. Then, when the plane lands, everyone must immediately pop up and stand in the aisle or half-crunched near the window for 15 minutes waiting for other people to file out. Why? What does that get you? An extra 3 minutes on the cab line? A little extra rev-up time to achieve full annoyance level while waiting for your checked-in bags because they couldn't possibly get from the plane to the carousel faster than the oldest old person on the plane could crawl there?

While I'm at it, put your shit into the overhead as fast as you can, and do it from within your row. If you are holding up the whole line of people trying to board because you needed to be in your seat in row 7 before anyone else set foot on the plane, you should be trampled to death or a really bad headache.

TM

This week's bite bite bite article in the New Yorker is almost on topic:

David Sedaris on flying seated next to an asshole

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus, you think I'm ready? My liver couldn't handle that shit. When I do it, I want daughters. I'd have to get seriously involved with a son. Which would require me to join a golf course to create a "third place" to escape to. I don't like golf too much.

Let me get this "straight." You want to have a daughter because you'd rather not be too involved and you think having a son requires you to join a golf course so you can get away from him? Someone should help you remove your shit-colored glasses.

TM

[NotFromHere]

I am thankful to not live in a hurricane region. Or tornado region. The occasional earthquake sucks, but not as much as a hurricane every year.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you try to board before they call your row number, they should put you in a pen on the side and force you to board last. If you wait right next to the door, blocking everyone else's access whose turn it is to board because you want to be the first person in row 15 to shove your oversized bag into overhead storage lengthwise, your belongings should be thrown onto the runway.

Here is what I do not understand. Everyone must must must (bite bite bite) board the plane as soon as physically possible, so they can sit down. Then, when the plane lands, everyone must immediately pop up and stand in the aisle or half-crunched near the window for 15 minutes waiting for other people to file out. Why? What does that get you? An extra 3 minutes on the cab line? A little extra rev-up time to achieve full annoyance level while waiting for your checked-in bags because they couldn't possibly get from the plane to the carousel faster than the oldest old person on the plane could crawl there?

While I'm at it, put your shit into the overhead as fast as you can, and do it from within your row. If you are holding up the whole line of people trying to board because you needed to be in your seat in row 7 before anyone else set foot on the plane, you should be trampled to death or a really bad headache.

TM

What I don't understand is the rush to get on the plane. It's not taking off before everyone boards, and the inside of an airplane is one of the most miserable places outside of Abu Grahib. I'll gladly let someone board before me. I usually wait til everyone else has boarded before getting on.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Not Bob
[fake sneeze]Projection![/fake sneeze]

This is a missed opportunity for your Id sock.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Since 9/11 and the no sharp objects on plane rules, do you need to buy a corkscrew every time you travel for the shiraz, or do you check the rabbit?

I get the good stuff in first class. And the rabbit sucks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let me get this "straight." You want to have a daughter because you'd rather not be too involved and you think having a son requires you to join a golf course so you can get away from him? Someone should help you remove your shit-colored glasses.

TM

Lets just say I know my limitations, and its partly genetic. I'm the kind of cat who needs to do his own thing, and the older and closer I get to my old man, I realize excatly why. Its strange to realize one day that you're way more your father than you ever thought you'd be. Its just like that Harry Chapin song...