Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Not Bob's Id]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It has come to my attention from a fairly reliable and loose lipped source that there are many many board hookups going on right under my nose.

I don't care what you heard, monkey boy, but [insert name of beloved female FBer here] and I are just friends.

Many board hookups? "Many many"? Hmpf. You at least have loose-lipped sources sharing their info with you. I got nothin.

That being said, I wouldn't mind deposing [insert name of second beloved female FBer here].

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think the person most likely to be bothered by this post is no longer here.

And I like "cunt". It's evocative.

I like cunt as well. Its got a great rawness to it. But placement is everything.

Its like a 1 iron in your golf bag.


"Did you just hit a 1 iron?"

"Yep."

"Damn... thats got a nice draw on it. Well done."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think the person most likely to be bothered by this post is no longer here.

And I like "cunt". It's evocative.

dissent. I think she is here, but now a "short time lurker, long time poster."

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. No it can't. Sam Adams is overrated. And its too sharp to drink in large amounts. If I want to have a solid beer, its Anchor Steam.

BUT, I do like the Sam Adams cranberry beer. Helps with my chronic urinary tract infections.

I prefer Sam Smith.

I agree with Coltrane that calling anything "the Heineken of ..." is necessarily a negative association. And I love these "which alcohol brand is the best" competitions, so I will put in my cent and a half (a haypenny to you):

Vodka: Monopolova, Ciroc, Ketel One, Stoli are on my favored list;
Grey Goose, Beledere, Absolut are on my no way list;
All others are off the radar.

Beer: most beers are fine, some are exceptional (such as Newcastle draft, Guinness, Shiner Bock), and Heineken, Amstel Light and Coors Light are undrinkable

Let me know if we get to expand our brand snobbery into other catagories. I'm sure I have an opinion on most.


Ps. I assume this post is riddled with misspellings (<--- including possibly that word right there), but I am not planning to fix it. I have no interest in learning how to spell the brands of alcohol I consume, and I'm sure I've killed off the brain cells that retain that sort of information anyway, so fuck off. Don't tell me that an avocada is not a vegetable.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I agree with Coltrane that caling anything "the Heineken of ..." is necessarily a negative association. And I love these "which alcohol brand is the best" competitions, so I will put in my cent and a half (a haypenny to you):

Vodka: Monopolova, Ciroc, Ketel One, Stoli are on my favored list;
Grey Goose, Beledere, Absolut are on my no way list;
All others are off the radar.

Beer: most beers are fine, some are exceptional (such as Newcastle draft, Guinness, Shiner Bock), and Heineken, Amstel Light and Coors Light are undrinkable

Let me know if we get to expand our brand snobbery into other catagories. I'm sure I have an opinion on most.


Ps. I assume this post is riddled with misspellings (<--- including possibly that word right there), but I am not planning to fix it. I have no interest in learning how to spell the brands of alcohol I consume, and I'm sure I've killed off the brain cells that retain that sort of information anyway, so fuck off. Don't tell me that an avocada is not a vegetable.

As to beer, and from what I can glean from Coltrane's post earleir, the kids are on this fake "I'm a common man" kick drinking PBR for $10 a bottle in some place on Rush street. Tonight try a Falstaff or a Drewry's. they're both drinkable and you'll be an actual "common man" beer drinker. Avoid Buckhorn.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
dissent. I think she is here, but now a "short time lurker, long time poster."

You don't know that, and you're only posting this drivel to harrass the board. Get the fuck out of here.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I agree with Coltrane that calling anything "the Heineken of ..." is necessarily a negative association. And I love these "which alcohol brand is the best" competitions, so I will put in my cent and a half (a haypenny to you):

Vodka: Monopolova, Ciroc, Ketel One, Stoli are on my favored list;
Grey Goose, Beledere, Absolut are on my no way list;
All others are off the radar.

Beer: most beers are fine, some are exceptional (such as Newcastle draft, Guinness, Shiner Bock), and Heineken, Amstel Light and Coors Light are undrinkable

Let me know if we get to expand our brand snobbery into other catagories. I'm sure I have an opinion on most.


Ps. I assume this post is riddled with misspellings (<--- including possibly that word right there), but I am not planning to fix it. I have no interest in learning how to spell the brands of alcohol I consume, and I'm sure I've killed off the brain cells that retain that sort of information anyway, so fuck off. Don't tell me that an avocada is not a vegetable.

Can I give a shout out to Sleeman's Cream Ale? Sure, make all the Hamilton jokes you want, but it's delicious. Also Rickard's Red and Creemore are very nice -- order a pint next time you're in Ontario (the real one, not the place 40 miles east of downtown LA).

Now that I've established my beer bona fides, let me stick up for Coors. I actually like it much more than Bud, Bud Light, Miller, Miller Light, Heineiken or Amstel Light. I think I like it more than Sam Adams. I definitely like it more than Newcastle Brown Ale, which I find undrinkable. Coors Light is pretty blah, but Coors isn't half bad.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You don't know that, and you're only posting this drivel to harrass the board. Get the fuck out of here.

2. but it wasn't to harass, it was just to say "short time lurker." it had a nice ring to it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I agree with Coltrane that calling anything "the Heineken of ..." is necessarily a negative association. And I love these "which alcohol brand is the best" competitions, so I will put in my cent and a half (a haypenny to you):

Vodka: Monopolova, Ciroc, Ketel One, Stoli are on my favored list;
Grey Goose, Beledere, Absolut are on my no way list;
All others are off the radar.

Beer: most beers are fine, some are exceptional (such as Newcastle draft, Guinness, Shiner Bock), and Heineken, Amstel Light and Coors Light are undrinkable

Let me know if we get to expand our brand snobbery into other catagories. I'm sure I have an opinion on most.


Ps. I assume this post is riddled with misspellings (<--- including possibly that word right there), but I am not planning to fix it. I have no interest in learning how to spell the brands of alcohol I consume, and I'm sure I've killed off the brain cells that retain that sort of information anyway, so fuck off. Don't tell me that an avocada is not a vegetable.

I like Heineken. I also like Bud (but only out of cans). Heineken is a solid wedding beer, which makes it analogous to Stoli's standing in Vodka circles.

Coors Light isn't even beer. It's carbonated yellow water dusted with nail polish remover. I like Amstel. But I don't drink beer for taste when I'm out.

At home, I'll buy good shit (Anchor, Red Stripe, Bass).

Newcastle is too sweet. Yeccch.

[Captain]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I agree with Coltrane that calling anything "the Heineken of ..." is necessarily a negative association. And I love these "which alcohol brand is the best" competitions, so I will put in my cent and a half (a haypenny to you):

Vodka: Monopolova, Ciroc, Ketel One, Stoli are on my favored list;
Grey Goose, Beledere, Absolut are on my no way list;
All others are off the radar.

Beer: most beers are fine, some are exceptional (such as Newcastle draft, Guinness, Shiner Bock), and Heineken, Amstel Light and Coors Light are undrinkable

Let me know if we get to expand our brand snobbery into other catagories. I'm sure I have an opinion on most.


Ps. I assume this post is riddled with misspellings (<--- including possibly that word right there), but I am not planning to fix it. I have no interest in learning how to spell the brands of alcohol I consume, and I'm sure I've killed off the brain cells that retain that sort of information anyway, so fuck off. Don't tell me that an avocada is not a vegetable.

No view on vodka.

I second your thoughts on beer.

Cos D'Estournal for wine.

LaPhroig for scotch.

Chateau D'Yquem for dessert.

Ditto on misspellings.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
As to beer, and from what I can glean from Coltrane's post earleir, the kids are on this fake "I'm a common man" kick drinking PBR for $10 a bottle in some place on Rush street. Tonight try a Falstaff or a Drewry's. they're both drinkable and you'll be an actual "common man" beer drinker. Avoid Buckhorn.

Yikes. I stay away from Rush, as does anyone who is under 40 and lives in the city. The latter actually applies to the band as well.

I had my first sip of Strohs at 2 on my dad's lap, right before he traded his HiFi for a case of Coors.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also like Bud (but only out of cans).

Coors (regular) should only be consumed in its vanilla can. I drank a lot of that in HS.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Captain
No view on vodka.

I second your thoughts on beer.

Cos D'Estournal for wine.

LaPhroig for scotch.

Chateau D'Yquem for dessert.

Ditto on misspellings.

Favorite post-blow job lip gloss?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Coors (regular) should only be consumed in its vanilla can. I drank a lot of that in HS.

So did I. I credit it with making me successful and smart, like you.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Can I give a shout out to Sleeman's Cream Ale?

I would drink something called Sleeman's Cream Ale on principle alone.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
At home, I'll buy good shit (Anchor, Red Stripe, Bass).

Mmmm. Red Stripe. I'd forgotten I like that one. I may need to make a run to the liquor store. It's worth it just to hear the Brazenette announce "Mommy needs booze!" as we walk through the doors. It's gotten so the guys behind the counter answer her with "Hi Mommy!" I wave, shamefaced.