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Old 08-05-2004, 06:09 PM   #2986
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What's up with that? I will never understand the obsession with that cursed pseudo-title.

ETA: every time I receive correspondence signed by "Asshole Lawyer, Esq." I immediately think "Bill S. Preston, Esquire". Not exactly the image that Asshole Lawyer wants to convey, I'm sure.
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

You would be surprised at the number of pompous freaks that put Esq. on their checks after their name.
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:10 PM   #2987
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:11 PM   #2988
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Is this maximum heartrate estimate of (220-your age) bullshit? Because if that is my maximum heart rate, today I went about 15 above it, so shouldn't I be dead?

I am just beginning this heart rate training and there is so much conflicting information. Perhaps there is a better board where I can ask this question.
It's bullshit. According to that formula everyone of the same age has the same maximum heart rate. It's a guideline, that's all.

ETA: hey you who fixed my tabs! Thanks.
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:12 PM   #2989
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Is this maximum heartrate estimate of (220-your age) bullshit? Because if that is my maximum heart rate, today I went about 15 above it, so shouldn't I be dead?

I am just beginning this heart rate training and there is so much conflicting information. Perhaps there is a better board where I can ask this question.
It's bullshit. I think there was a discussion of this at some point on one of the fitness boards.
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:13 PM   #2990
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What's up with that? I will never understand the obsession with that cursed pseudo-title.

ETA: every time I receive correspondence signed by "Asshole Lawyer, Esq." I immediately think "Bill S. Preston, Esquire". Not exactly the image that Asshole Lawyer wants to convey, I'm sure.
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eta thanks for the answers to my heart rate question

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Old 08-05-2004, 06:14 PM   #2991
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If asparagus makes it taste bad, just think of what swallowing quarts of tobacco juice makes it taste like.
I thought asparagus just made your pee smell. It makes your splooge taste bad too?
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:15 PM   #2992
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:15 PM   #2993
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I thought asparagus just made your pee smell. It makes your splooge taste bad too?
What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:16 PM   #2994
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What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.
That's just too easy...
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:17 PM   #2995
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That's just too easy...
I'm a giver.
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:17 PM   #2996
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What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.
Well, that would make my splooge taste like assy asparagus!

Who wants some?
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:17 PM   #2997
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It's the other way around, but thanks!
I'm pretty sure he meant post-traumatic stress counseling.
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:21 PM   #2998
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I'm pretty sure he meant post-traumatic stress counseling.
That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:23 PM   #2999
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That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.
Ya'll are so cute together.
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:24 PM   #3000
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That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.
ooh. burn.
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