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08-05-2004, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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*sigh*
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What's up with that? I will never understand the obsession with that cursed pseudo-title.
ETA: every time I receive correspondence signed by "Asshole Lawyer, Esq." I immediately think "Bill S. Preston, Esquire". Not exactly the image that Asshole Lawyer wants to convey, I'm sure.
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
You would be surprised at the number of pompous freaks that put Esq. on their checks after their name.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-05-2004, 06:10 PM
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#2987
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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*sigh*
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She's getting married in nine days, I couldn't crush her completely.
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oh. good call. wait for the legal world to do that.
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08-05-2004, 06:11 PM
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#2988
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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question for coltrane and other runners
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is this maximum heartrate estimate of (220-your age) bullshit? Because if that is my maximum heart rate, today I went about 15 above it, so shouldn't I be dead?
I am just beginning this heart rate training and there is so much conflicting information. Perhaps there is a better board where I can ask this question.
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It's bullshit. According to that formula everyone of the same age has the same maximum heart rate. It's a guideline, that's all.
ETA: hey you who fixed my tabs! Thanks.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-05-2004, 06:12 PM
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#2989
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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question for coltrane and other runners
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is this maximum heartrate estimate of (220-your age) bullshit? Because if that is my maximum heart rate, today I went about 15 above it, so shouldn't I be dead?
I am just beginning this heart rate training and there is so much conflicting information. Perhaps there is a better board where I can ask this question.
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It's bullshit. I think there was a discussion of this at some point on one of the fitness boards.
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08-05-2004, 06:13 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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*sigh*
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What's up with that? I will never understand the obsession with that cursed pseudo-title.
ETA: every time I receive correspondence signed by "Asshole Lawyer, Esq." I immediately think "Bill S. Preston, Esquire". Not exactly the image that Asshole Lawyer wants to convey, I'm sure.
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San Dimas Highschool football rules!!
eta thanks for the answers to my heart rate question
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 08-05-2004 at 06:18 PM..
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08-05-2004, 06:14 PM
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#2991
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Fats
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If asparagus makes it taste bad, just think of what swallowing quarts of tobacco juice makes it taste like.
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I thought asparagus just made your pee smell. It makes your splooge taste bad too?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-05-2004, 06:15 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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*sigh*
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
San Dimas Highschool football rules!!
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"Wyld Stallyons!"
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08-05-2004, 06:15 PM
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#2993
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Fats
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought asparagus just made your pee smell. It makes your splooge taste bad too?
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What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.
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08-05-2004, 06:16 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Fats
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.
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That's just too easy...
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08-05-2004, 06:17 PM
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#2995
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fats
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That's just too easy...
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I'm a giver.
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08-05-2004, 06:17 PM
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#2996
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Fats
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.
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Well, that would make my splooge taste like assy asparagus!
Who wants some?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-05-2004, 06:17 PM
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#2997
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Take one for the country
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's the other way around, but thanks!
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I'm pretty sure he meant post-traumatic stress counseling.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-05-2004, 06:21 PM
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#2998
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Take one for the country
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm pretty sure he meant post-traumatic stress counseling.
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That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.
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08-05-2004, 06:23 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Take one for the country
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.
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Ya'll are so cute together.
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08-05-2004, 06:24 PM
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#3000
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Take one for the country
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.
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ooh. burn.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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