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06-23-2005, 03:46 PM
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#2986
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are these just men who like a girl with a belly?
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You have a belly?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-23-2005, 03:47 PM
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#2987
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Things that should be on my employer's flex plan but are not:
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-23-2005, 03:47 PM
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#2988
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Today I'm wearing one of those support tank thingies. (I am also wearing black yoga pants - my first pair of yoga pants -- and I have one thing to ask: where have yoga pants been all my life? The reasons I'm wearing them to work, in case anyone is wondering how low my standards have sunk, are that I have a yoga class after work, they are brand new and actually look pretty sharp, I have to do laundry, and let's face it, all my contact with anyone who might care what I'm wearing is over the phone, so why bother? But I do digress.)
Anyway, I know that under ordinary circumstances, those support tank thingies draw a man's eye to the boobies -- checking them out is a nearly irresistible impulse. But this was not on my mind as I took of my black cardigan during my walk to lunch, because I am, at least in this form-fitting outfit, fairly obviously pregnant, and would have thought that I was ogle-proof. But instead, in the span of four blocks, I got honked at, whistled at, hey baby'd, and hey sister, looking good'd by four different men or sets of men. This is an unusually high amount of catcalling for me, even on a very good pre-getting-knocked up day. It was kinda squicky.
So what gives? Are there a lot of preggo fetishists out there, or are the boobs so awe-inspiring that they don't notice the other single bump below it, or are these just men who like a girl with a belly?
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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
eta: that was so hot!
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-23-2005, 03:47 PM
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#2989
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The boobs are huge, and to the extent they care about the preggo-osity, they figure it just makes you safe/more in need of positive reinforcements on your body.
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It was a self-esteem buffet!
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06-23-2005, 03:48 PM
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#2990
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things that should be on my employer's flex plan but are not:
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
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I don't think it's legal to use pre-tax for that. They could negotiate a corporate rate, maybe. Or put a gym in the building. Or pay you more.
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06-23-2005, 03:50 PM
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#2991
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was a self-esteem buffet!
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I am wearing a self-bra tank and have received no catcalls whatsoever (though I left black cardigan over it) (and saw a number of women with big (though possibly fake) boobs out in tank tops at lunch today), but did get some eyes-focusing-below-the-face action. So be happy in your hotosity!!!
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06-23-2005, 03:50 PM
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#2992
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
So what gives? Are there a lot of preggo fetishists out there, or are the boobs so awe-inspiring that they don't notice the other single bump below it, or are these just men who like a girl with a belly?
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Any visit by the tittie fairy is worthy of note. You are obviously no exception.
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06-23-2005, 03:50 PM
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#2993
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Things that should be on my employer's flex plan but are not:
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think it's legal to use pre-tax for that. They could negotiate a corporate rate, maybe. Or put a gym in the building. Or pay you more.
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But parking -- that you can pay for with pre-tax dollars.
My employer's health plan -BCBS - has a gym benefit - you get some dollar amount per year toward the membership. Not a bad deal at all.
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06-23-2005, 03:50 PM
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#2994
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Back to TM's blow job techniques
So, I kept them, I've memorialized them, but what ever happened to all the toasters' blowjob tips? I seem to remember some from back int eh infirm days...did anyone save those?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-23-2005, 03:52 PM
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#2995
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Guest
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Today I'm wearing one of those support tank thingies. (I am also wearing black yoga pants - my first pair of yoga pants -- and I have one thing to ask: where have yoga pants been all my life? The reasons I'm wearing them to work, in case anyone is wondering how low my standards have sunk, are that I have a yoga class after work, they are brand new and actually look pretty sharp, I have to do laundry, and let's face it, all my contact with anyone who might care what I'm wearing is over the phone, so why bother? But I do digress.)
Anyway, I know that under ordinary circumstances, those support tank thingies draw a man's eye to the boobies -- checking them out is a nearly irresistible impulse. But this was not on my mind as I took of my black cardigan during my walk to lunch, because I am, at least in this form-fitting outfit, fairly obviously pregnant, and would have thought that I was ogle-proof. But instead, in the span of four blocks, I got honked at, whistled at, hey baby'd, and hey sister, looking good'd by four different men or sets of men. This is an unusually high amount of catcalling for me, even on a very good pre-getting-knocked up day. It was kinda squicky.
So what gives? Are there a lot of preggo fetishists out there, or are the boobs so awe-inspiring that they don't notice the other single bump below it, or are these just men who like a girl with a belly?
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I know someone will hit this first but, I thought Taxapalooza already left town?
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06-23-2005, 03:53 PM
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#2996
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Back to TM's blow job techniques
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I kept them, I've memorialized them, but what ever happened to all the toasters' blowjob tips? I seem to remember some from back int eh infirm days...did anyone save those?
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Don't try to hijack my I-am-still-hot thread, Ms. Jump on the Newly Single and Looking Forward to Fucking Around Bandwagon.
("Hyphens? I don't need no stinking hyphens!")
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06-23-2005, 03:55 PM
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#2997
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Today I'm wearing one of those support tank thingies. (I am also wearing black yoga pants - my first pair of yoga pants -- and I have one thing to ask: where have yoga pants been all my life? The reasons I'm wearing them to work, in case anyone is wondering how low my standards have sunk, are that I have a yoga class after work, they are brand new and actually look pretty sharp, I have to do laundry, and let's face it, all my contact with anyone who might care what I'm wearing is over the phone, so why bother? But I do digress.)
Anyway, I know that under ordinary circumstances, those support tank thingies draw a man's eye to the boobies -- checking them out is a nearly irresistible impulse. But this was not on my mind as I took of my black cardigan during my walk to lunch, because I am, at least in this form-fitting outfit, fairly obviously pregnant, and would have thought that I was ogle-proof. But instead, in the span of four blocks, I got honked at, whistled at, hey baby'd, and hey sister, looking good'd by four different men or sets of men. This is an unusually high amount of catcalling for me, even on a very good pre-getting-knocked up day. It was kinda squicky.
So what gives? Are there a lot of preggo fetishists out there, or are the boobs so awe-inspiring that they don't notice the other single bump below it, or are these just men who like a girl with a belly?
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Boobs good. We likem boobs. More boobage.
TM
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06-23-2005, 03:55 PM
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#2998
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Any visit by the tittie fairy is worthy of note. You are obviously no exception.
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Tittie fairy?
Seriously, why do I like the words boob, boobie, and tit, but find tittie almost as cringe-inducing as moist and scrotum?
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06-23-2005, 03:57 PM
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#2999
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Back to TM's blow job techniques
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't try to hijack my I-am-still-hot thread, Ms. Jump on the Newly Single and Looking Forward to Fucking Around Bandwagon.
("Hyphens? I don't need no stinking hyphens!")
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well the thing was....I remember TM was very much for the involvement of hands in the activity but the toaster said NO HANDS...and wanted ot review for reference. mine usually involve hands but wanted to read the rationale if any toaster gave.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-23-2005, 03:59 PM
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#3000
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Guest
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My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Tittie fairy?
Seriously, why do I like the words boob, boobie, and tit, but find tittie almost as cringe-inducing as moist and scrotum?
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I invented this, Ms Late To The Observation of Cringe Worthy Words No Man Should Ever Post Or Utter.
I also invented wearing yoga pants and tanks with built in bras to work but you probably did not know that.
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