Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Huh. I always figured Lactation Lover, for Penske, but it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong about these things.

So since you got me curious, I tried, and with the inflation effect, I can get my nipples to my lips, but not far enough in to actually suck on them. Well, at least not well or comfortably. Hard on the neck and the boob.

tm

Hi!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Spanky
I am not that interesting. I have just wasted too much of my life chasing skirts.

I have never been quite sure what subjects fly here, but here goes.

I am too lazy to go the Gym, so I workout at home, but I am pretty good about staying with it. I used to do two sets of fifty pushups. I decided to push up my whole work out routine, which included moving from fifty push ups to one hundred push ups.

I was able to double all my other routines, but I can't get past seventy push ups. I have been stuck there for three weeks now. I just get to around seventy and can't do any more.

Anyone know what is going on?

Are you hot? One would infer that you are. And WE all know what happens when you do that.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I went once with Mr. Man, two board denizens (one male and one female) and one of Mr. Man's co-workers. Much hilarity ensued.

This works. A couple and three single people. You have my approval. And I wasn't even there.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Are you hot? One would infer that you are. And WE all know what happens when you do that.

There's nothing in there that implies hotness.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Huh? I guess I forgot she's gay. I thought she was a just a fag hag.

No I am not gay.

I like the "deeply discounted Margaret Cho" bit. Perhaps the funniest thing you've posted here*. This is how I will picture you from now on.



*(intentionally funny, that is)

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Spanky
Anyone know what is going on?

No, but now Marvin Gaye is playing on my mental soundtrack.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
There's nothing in there that implies hotness.

He may, however, be implying that he's not chubby.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
There's nothing in there that implies hotness.

Ability to leap strippers in a single bound? usually means fair to middling hot.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I like the "deeply discounted Margaret Cho" bit. Perhaps the funniest thing you've posted here*. This is how I will picture you from now on.



*(intentionally funny, that is)

I'm actually [and I know if you have to say it usually just is not so] funny as shit in person. Self depracating and when I mock people my imitations are usually cutting and dead on. I make my office mates laugh. In my mind, that is.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ability to leap strippers in a single bound? usually means fair to middling hot.

I'm oddly fascinated at how your mind works.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
He may, however, be implying that he's not chubby.

I'm getting somewhat muscley but that's about it. The muscle may be buried under fat. Getting the strippers might imply non-chubby, perhaps. He has a deceptive plot to do it, though, so he doesn't seem to be relying on hotness. I don't know where strippers stand on the importance of body weight/type.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Spanky
I am not that interesting. I have just wasted too much of my life chasing skirts.

I have never been quite sure what subjects fly here, but here goes.

I am too lazy to go the Gym, so I workout at home, but I am pretty good about staying with it. I used to do two sets of fifty pushups. I decided to push up my whole work out routine, which included moving from fifty push ups to one hundred push ups.

I was able to double all my other routines, but I can't get past seventy push ups. I have been stuck there for three weeks now. I just get to around seventy and can't do any more.

Anyone know what is going on?

Try doing your pushups in sets of 20. You will get to 100 no problem.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I didn't realize there was a whole "method," although, as a general rule, I am a great believer in eye contact.

It just a routine that has worked for me. Obviously it has failed more than it has worked, but it has worked at least twice. The other part I left out is be a perfect gentlemen. No sexual innuendos.

The problem is that success can bring in a whole nightmare. Its like crack. It is amazing to go out with a girl that is so comfortable with her body. It is addictive. But the trade off is that they all make Charles Manson seem sane. Without exception, that have incredibly screwed up lives, and you don't want to fly to close to the flame (if you can help it).

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Give it about 10 more years and you'll have no problem making them reach wherever you want. You'll be able to breastfeed the entire neighborhood (and put out small, local fires) without ever leaving your front porch. (Not that I would know; NTTAWWT)

You sound hot. I want to rate you.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Please provide us with the appropriate number of individuals with whom one should attend a strip club. I didn't know there were rules (except "no touching".... however, when touching is encouraged, it's like being able to lick a ribeye, but not take a bite).

True story:

I used to go to strip clubs by myself, and I don't think it was creepy.

Back when I lived in DC and was a student, I resided in a number of apartments/houses over a number of years that were (a) in Georgetown or slightly north of it, proper; and (b) lacked washing machines/dryers. There was a laundrymat on Wisconsin Ave. north of G-town. Next door was a stripper bar-can't remember the name, but it was sleazy. Across the street was a stripper bar, Good Guys. I'd go do my laundry and while I was waiting for wash and dry cycles to cycle, I'd go watch the strippers and drink beer. And I got one to go home w/ me, albeit via an encounter in the laundrymat, she was doing her laundry between sets and a conversation about fabric softener led to another thing....