A Black Hole of Happiness

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Living with Mommy and buying a Hummer douchery, punished.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...=moreheadlines

• "I'd say one in five people who come by have that 'you-got-what-you-deserve' look," said his friend Andy Sexton, 27, who is visiting from Arkansas and has been helping Groves deal with fallout from the crime.

Wtf? Is he helping him sweep up the glass? Drive him home from the repair shop?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
While you are here, you can also see this guy.

What is special about this guy?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you sure that's not adjacent to Venice Beach, or somewhere in Santa Monica?

Central Park. He also "plays" the violin while singing in a language of his own invention. Also, there's a lot of incense. It's spiritual.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is special about this guy?

He usually wears a loin cloth.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Wtf? Is he helping him sweep up the glass? Drive him home from the repair shop?

He's from arkansas. They're probably staring at him, wondering why he's wearing a loin cloth.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can someone post or PM either TM's blowjob tips or just post or PM your own thoughts on the subject?

If you need help on your plan to get back at the boyfriend, send me a PM.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If you need help on your plan to get back at the boyfriend, send me a PM.

Oh -- I forgot to tell y'all. I did the whole start giggling and when he asks why act all coy and say "nothing" but then keep on giggling and murmuring "god I miss him" and rubbing myself erotically but refusing to tell him what I am thinking about instead saying "oh just an ex -- he called today so I was just remembering this thing he used to do....mmmmmm....but you don't need to hear about it. Forget I said anything. Hey -- I'm going out for a smoke -- I have to take this call -- giggle giggle."

So now BF is being super sweet to me.

The blow job tips are for a friend. I mentioned that I had another friend who had a good instruction guide but now I cannot find it. And I don't feel like making up my own guide.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Just cuz I was looking around over there for Abba:

March, 2003: Sung to the tune of "Left My Wallet in El Segundo" (by Tribe, of course):

Left Our Flounders on Infirmation

Our multo went away for a permanent trip
Her and some friends and one less relationship
She made no mistake by leaving the board
Sock for the Man completely lost his gourd
That motherf**ker was trying to hold us down
Instead of saying "sh*t," I had to say "brown"
Pissed us all off, straight to the core
They told SD not to curse but he posted one more
Leagle had us covered even with the setbacks
So we left Infirm and we made big tracks
surfed through the net, went all the way through it
Came to a board, we paid and got to it
We had a destination, we were done with our quest
Went back to Infirm and in form ed the rest
Posted on the board for two-days-and-a-half
The sun had just risen on the fb's path
Just then a freak, some bbb boy
Shut us all out and f**ked up our new toy
Hundreds of posters had to "axe" where we was at
With her index finger leagle tipped up her hat
"I don't know people," she said, "that guy is psycho
If you need a new board, I'll make one pronto"
Needed civilization, some sort of reservation
Slave said let's break south, we don't need this aggravation
Thanks, slavenomore, as my mouth starts to motor
Bilmore said, "Damn, TM, what you curse so much for?"

[Cops:] (Well describe to me what your flounders look like)

Anyway, many boards we passed
Weed's lazy ass...is sittin' in the pub
MR built a nice little club in the middle of nowhere
I can't think of anyplace that would have been better
Think of curse words and just post 'em
Paigow's still a butt munch
When they finished gwinky thought for ways to get fugee back
I had a hunch
Infirm's got a posting crunch
So get with it
Pulled out the keyboard and I posted to this wicked beautiful lady
She was a flounder there
Less is bored too, he's over there with the blank stare
Here to pull him back into realitytv, here's Thurgreed:
"Yo, Less, man, aren't we what you need?"
We had to go. We needed to jet
But what do you know, our flounders we forget

[Describing to cops:] (Yo, there were a couple of posters,
One liked skull f**king the other wore many hats I got to get them man)

Loooooooooooooord, have mercy
Infirm got slower, DS misses the cursing
We feel bad. We can't feel no badder
No chit-chit-chatter, their board is flatter
Break on out, put that contract down
Jet on down here at the speed of sound
Three days pissing and three more moaning
We get back and there were no hacks
L a w t a l k e r s . c o m, we're here, E/O
She said, "All right, TM, see you tomorrow"
Thinking about what happened the last week
Eyes go to my computer screen, I can't speak
Hopped online and got everyone to make a pact
Yo NotBob, We gotta go back
When he said "Why?" I said, with no hesitation,
"'Cause we left our flounders on Infirmation."

Yeah, we left our flounders on Infirmation
left our flounders on Infirmation
left our flounders on Infirmation
We gotta get 'em, we got-got to get 'em

Thurgreed(come on in, the water's fine)Marshall
___________________

Here are the tips (so to speak) [Feb., 2003]:

* It can only be so good if you don't use your hand in conjunction with your mouth.

* The wetter the better. Keep a lot of saliva in your mouth and (if you're doing it at home and not in the back of a cab -- don't need a wetspot on your pants) on your hand.

* The balls should get their fair share of oral attention. And not just licking or "tip of the tongue" action -- put them in your mouth and work your tongue while they're inside. DO NOT suck hard on my nuts. That shit hurts and you'll get pushed away. Gentle sucking is a good thing when it comes to the balls.

* Remember, the underside is the most sensitive portion of the penis. Making your tongue wide so that as much surface area services the underneath while you slide my dick in and out of your mouth works very well.

* Periodically, you should remove the penis from your mouth altogether and suck on the large nerve/vein channel under the penis. That's nice. Your head should be perpendicular to how you would be holding it if you were taking my cock into your mouth in the normal way.

* To switch it up, put a Halls mentholyptus in your mouth without telling me. Some guys are too sensitive for this (I've heard), but if you have that vapo action working (usually best when you're halfway through the Halls), it can be mind blowing. I think ice jobs are overrated.

* The best blowjobs I've had all have one thing in common. The women loved giving them or pretended like they did. Acting like you can't wait to have it in your mouth, devouring it (without use of the teeth, of course) like you haven't eaten in days and this is the last morsel of food on earth is great. I don't care how closed his eyes are when you look up. We like to watch. Give us a show.

* The moans add to the experience. Various "mmmmms" and grunts when you have your mouth full are a must. Watch some porn. Those girls usually know how to make it sound. The key is to make it sound like you want it more than I do.

* If your teeth make any contact with my dick, you will be ridiculed behind your back, rookie.

TM

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just cuz I was looking around over there for Abba:

Many thanks. I am in the mood for a nooner.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Many thanks. I am in the mood for a nooner.

I may have a conference call at noon. Let's say 1. I'll have my assistant get in touch to confirm.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I may have a conference call at noon. Let's say 1. I'll have my assistant get in touch to confirm.

Solicited.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Solicited.

Confirmation is not solicitation.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can someone post or PM either TM's blowjob tips or just post or PM your own thoughts on the subject?

I can post from the point of view of the receiver. For giving and how not to get tired you have to ask TM.

First, ask your friend why she has to ask. Second don't comment on how fat I am or on how much I stink, or on how you need to put your reading glasses on to find it. Third don't gak up any gray hairs. Fourth look us in the eye when doing it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I can post from the point of view of the receiver. For giving and how not to get tired you have to ask TM.

First, ask your friend why she has to ask. Second don't comment on how fat I am or on how much I stink, or on how you need to put your reading glasses on to find it. Third don't gak up any gray hairs. Fourth look us in the eye when doing it.

Wash and trim, and you pretty much eliminate the possibility of at least 2 of those things happening.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Confirmation is not solicitation.

Up until my best friend's wedding, I hadn't taken Communion since Confirmation. I am still pissed at him for making me break my streak.