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10-21-2003, 03:52 PM
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prodigal poster
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FB haiKu
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Oh, shit. "Post-oper
ative transexual" is
nine syllables long.
According to Atticus, this isn't really a haiku because Shinto priests are aesthetically opposed to sex-change operations, and because as the dawn arrives, the fog swirls around the cedars, [and] I can't keep up with his brain. And he should know, because he spend several years after college in a geisha exchange program. But, whatever.
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Excellent K, Ty.
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10-21-2003, 03:52 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
And another year goes by without my beloved Janson Text! And wither News Gothic! Why not Gill --- la belle dame sans serif? Oh, the humanity! |
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10-21-2003, 03:53 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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FB haiKu
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Shinto priests are aesthetically opposed to sex-change operations
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aesthetically? What if the person looks better after the sex change?
P("you make one ugly woman, John, but Bill here is a babe")J
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10-21-2003, 03:53 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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FB haiKu
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Oh, shit. "Post-oper
ative transexual" is
nine syllables long.
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once he had a dong
not, I am sure nine inch long
draw black jack, you stay
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 10-21-2003 at 04:01 PM..
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10-21-2003, 04:01 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Surreal Life 2
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Once again, Ron Jeremy is Khalid Mohammed:
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See how unhappy he is since they took his bling away.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-21-2003, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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FB haiKu
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
once he had a dong
not, I am sure nine inches long
draw black jack, you stay
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Hank, please. For the love of Cthulhu, we've been over this, a Haiku is 5, 7, 5.
Signed,
your pal timmy
edited to add: I see you fixed your post. Good, Hank, good.
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10-21-2003, 04:04 PM
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
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Its stuff like this that keeps me coming back for more!
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10-21-2003, 04:09 PM
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prodigal poster
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
Quote:
Originally posted by andViolins
Its stuff like this that keeps me coming back for more!
aV
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That's enough!
We need a sex poll.
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10-21-2003, 04:14 PM
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Rageaholic
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
That's enough!
We need a sex poll.
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Thank you. Jesus, I feel like I stumbled into a Dungeons and Dragons tournament or something....
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10-21-2003, 04:15 PM
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
That's enough!
We need a sex poll.
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Favorite time of day?
Midafternoon on a Sunday - after church, but before the big meal. |
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10-21-2003, 04:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
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Originally posted by Watchtower
Favorite time of day?
Midafternoon on a Sunday - after church, but before the big meal.
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Ooooh, that's hot.
I like in the middle of the night, when I'm barely awake, so I have the sensation of not being quite sure who it is. |
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10-21-2003, 04:25 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
Quote:
Originally posted by Watchtower
Favorite time of day?
Midafternoon on a Sunday - after church, but before the big meal.
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Please don't tell me it's the sermon that stokes you up.
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10-21-2003, 04:26 PM
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prodigal poster
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ooooh, that's hot.
I like in the middle of the night, when I'm barely awake, so I have the sensation of not being quite sure who it is.
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Freak.
It's a toss-up -- late night when we get home from dinner and stay up all night OR the hour before we're supposed to meet people downtown.
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10-21-2003, 04:27 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Freak.
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In my defense, I didn't really think Watchtower's answer was hot. |
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10-21-2003, 04:28 PM
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
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Extra! Extra! NYT dumps Bookman and Latin EC for multiple weights of Cheltenham!
Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
Please don't tell me it's the sermon that stokes you up.
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Good hymns and a hot choir leader. But I've learned to leave most of these things unsaid. (actually, it's more the fact that mid-afternoon is nice - when you get some time alone, the last bit of warm weather still lingering outside but all the nice fall smells coming in an open window, a light-breeze .... I threw the church stuff in to get a rise out of you guys).
I'm just trying to throw out a poll idea - feel free to suggest an alternative.
Last edited by Watchtower; 10-21-2003 at 04:32 PM..
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