Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

Originally posted by bilmore
If she's annoying, I'd think you'd want to plug a different orifice.

I thought wanting to fuck someone in the ass meant one of the following:

1) she's a butterface
2) she has pancake tits
3) she has floppy woo
4) you would rather be with a man

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think we've established that there's no one around here who uses those types of terms or has that kind of attitude. The only one I can think of that talks about her predestined "one" was DS, and she's very happily married. So why do you persist?

Third Friday of the month?

Next week we are scheduled have "all lawyers are toolish nerds" on Tuesday and "fat people disgust me" on Friday.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
My point was that the New York Times wrote a movie review about a movie about some chick from WVA winning a date with a movie star and prefaced the article with two paragraphs on aging women and why we need a new americas sweetheart. Not whether Reese was ever really worthy of the crown in the first place.

If I were king, I'd hunt down the little shit who invents crap statements like "America's Sweetheart" and boil him in poison oil. Can there be a more vacant, obnoxiously stupid description of a person? I guess applying it to Roberts is appropriate.

I get Entertainment and People for some reason (never ordered them - they just started coming one week and haven't stopped). I read these articles and think to myself, "We're dooomed... doomed I tell you."

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Linda Cohn said the first funny thing I have laughed at ever from her today. She said "Manny Malhotra, former Ranger, now good". Sounds not so funny written down, but she really delivered the line well. Well done, Linda. Gold star.

She is clearly a Fishsticks fan. Despite this, I like her.

Apropos of the Rangers, they sucked against the Flyers last night. Of course, when your goalie gets clobbered and knocked-out of the game by the other team's power foward, it might not be helpful.

I told Sather to get the then-expendable Cujo from the hated Red Wings before the season started. But he merely chuckled and said, "Not Bob, Detroit will get desperate to dump him and his large wallet in a few months. It can wait." Now he's screwed.

Finally, I give you some hockey haiku:

Mark is 43
and an All Star? Wow. Teenaged
Nash calls him "daddy."

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If I were king, I'd hunt down the little shit who invents crap statements like "America's Sweetheart" and boil him in poison oil. Can there be a more vacant, obnoxiously stupid description of a person? I guess applying it to Roberts is appropriate.

I get Entertainment and People for some reason (never ordered them - they just started coming one week and haven't stopped). I read these articles and think to myself, "We're dooomed... doomed I tell you."

That is sort of my point. Like why the lofty NYT needs to stoop to the level of a People or an Entertainment Weekly.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When I said I wanted to fuck Reese in the ass, I did not mean it in a "Reese is hot" way. I meant it in a "Goddamn, she's fucking annoying, and someone ought plug something in one of her orifices" sort of way.

I know. Either way, it has the same allure.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kate Bosworth ... [the] 21-year-old actress, who made a big splash in "Blue Crush," has the glow.

I saw Topher Grace on the Ellen show yesterday and he said that he grew up with Kate in none other than Darien, CT.

[Dualit]

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Haven't read the board for three days (and don't have time to now), so forgive me if NFH has already broke the story that Jeff Garcia had a .237 blood alcohol level - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/artic.../JEFFGARCIA.TMP

Less (yeah, he had "a few" drinks) inSF
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am now trademarking my lexicon. I invented Lestertini (well Hot Dog the Movie did but they ahve a different name for the beverage), Manspinster and Asshopper. I have my reasons, asshoppers.

What was Garcia doing with two women in his vehicle?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I get Entertainment and People for some reason (never ordered them - they just started coming one week and haven't stopped). I read these articles and think to myself, "We're dooomed... doomed I tell you."

Two things:

1. With respect to the magazine subscriptions, either:
a) you're lying, or

b) someone has played a prank on you.

2. You do a lot of bathroom reading.

Do you also accept Pizzas "mysteriously" delivered to your door?

[dtb]

Originally posted by evenodds
Your argument techniques are incredibly effective and your logic is flawless. I would hate to have to face you in a negotiation.

aka The Chewbacca Defense



(I just learned this term today -- so I'm practicing using it in context -- did I do it right?)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Two things:

1. With respect to the magazine subscriptions, either:
a) you're lying, or

b) someone has played a prank on you.

2. You do a lot of bathroom reading.

Do you also accept Pizzas "mysteriously" delivered to your door?

My wife signined some sort of trial subscription thing for several magazines. I used to get People, Maxim, Entertainment, Playboy, FHM, Rolling Stone, Newsweek, Time and even the Economist for a while. Now, since I never renewed, everything but Rolling Stone, Newsweek and Entertainment and People have stopped.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
(See: Mona Lisa Smile in comparison to Patch Adams and Good Will Hunting). I'd rather fuck a goat.

I can't quite get what you're saying about Patch Adams here -- I can't tell if you think it's good or abysmal (and it has nothing to do with my ignorance of how pleasant or unpleasant you find goat-fucking.)

I ask because "Patch Adams" in my household is a code word for the absolute nadir in cinematic "accomplishment".

(Horses/folks and all that -- but you don't really think Patch Adams was a good movie do you?)

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have one friend who calls me up and ttells me all about each GF, and how she's fantastic. He goes through excruciating detail about the chick, pausing to have me validate her wonderfulness. I usually scan news sites while he's talking and say "Sounds great" every 50 seconds.

This is why most guys seem to have no knowledge whatsoever about the lives of people they've known for like 20 years. I'm constantly amazed, for example, about how little guys know about their own SOs--they couldn't answer one of the basic "whoopie" questions on the fucking Newlywed Game, when after 2 dinner parties I already know the SO's life story and that she's planning to leave Clueless Blockhead for another guy.

Originally posted by dtb
I can't quite get what you're saying about Patch Adams here -- I can't tell if you think it's good or abysmal (and it has nothing to do with my ignorance of how pleasant or unpleasant you find goat-fucking.)

I ask because "Patch Adams" in my household is a code word for the absolute nadir in cinematic "accomplishment".

(Horses/folks and all that -- but you don't really think Patch Adams was a good movie do you?)

dtb- had you learned nothing from Good Morning Vietnam? Cardinal Rule Number One of filmgoing- do not see a Robin Williams dramedy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
I can't quite get what you're saying about Patch Adams here -- I can't tell if you think it's good or abysmal (and it has nothing to do with my ignorance of how pleasant or unpleasant you find goat-fucking.)

I ask because "Patch Adams" in my household is a code word for the absolute nadir in cinematic "accomplishment".

(Horses/folks and all that -- but you don't really think Patch Adams was a good movie do you?)

I recognize my grammar left the point vague, but I'm hurt that you'd think I would laud Patch Adams.

Like a knife in my heart.