Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am reminded of "Fake, fake fake, fake, fake, fake!"

But the Gran Marnier smell is pleasant enough, isn't it?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
In my experience that's not usually true. Usually it's the "legs are going higher up and spreading further apart" move that says "put your arms under my knees and pin me down and fuck the hell out of me while holding my wrists down so I can't move at all until we both come.

Usually works pretty damn good. At least, it did back when I was in the game.

Why do most women have to be encouraged to get on top of me? Is it a laziness issue?

I can't speak for the women you've been with, but me on top is not my favorite position. I think this has something to do with physics and which positions acheive the deepest penetration. If you're into that sort of thing. Maybe Coltrane will post a diagram for you.

But... Variety, spice of life, etc. I'll admit that woman on top is most convenient for some activities.

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'll admit that woman on top is most convenient for some activities.

DP?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can't speak for the women you've been with, but me on top is not my favorite position. I think this has something to do with physics and which positions acheive the deepest penetration. If you're into that sort of thing. Maybe Coltrane will post a diagram for you.

But... Variety, spice of life, etc. I'll admit that woman on top is most convenient for some activities.

You are all different. Some girls love the doggy/riding/pillow under the ass/etc. Others hate it. Others are meh.

Although, most of you seem to enjoy spooning.

And sometimes achieving the deepest penetration is definitely not desired. Possibly the opposite of desired.*

*no, this isn't my way of saying I have a big crank.

I have a big crank.*

*this would be my way of saying I have a big crank, if I were to say such a thing.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Am I the only person on the planet who finds Bryson insufferable?

I love the audio CD of "A Walk in the Woods" read by Bryson. A couple of Bryson books on tape made a road trip with the Fugee Mom across North Dakota and most of Montana bearable. He is better taken in small doses, however, lest one tire of his feckless traveller schtick.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Fugee
A couple of Bryson books on tape made a road trip with the Fugee Mom across North Dakota and most of Montana bearable.

This seems like a pretty low standard, at least until you get to Bozeman or so.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And Paris Hilton definitley looks like a praying mantis with tits. your best yet.

I still prefer "Roger Daltrey + TITS = SJP." It bought Sebby a lot of good will in my estimation.

[Alex_de_Large]

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Me
Woman on top doesn't do it for me.

Are you a man or a woman? If you are a woman you are not doing it right and if you are a man you are a gay.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's stupid. Unless you're sb, who would love it for obvious reasons.

The trick with ass-smacking is the caress and the anticipation. Running your fingers very lightly over the general area that will be/has been smacked makes for increased excitement (especially when it's red and a little welted). First you lightly graze the ass with your fingers, just kind of caressing for awhile. Then you stop touching altogether before the smack. I've found that varying the amount of time between smacks, when you're not caressing seems to work best. Then, as soon as that hand gets pulled back, they anticipate being smacked. If they can't tell when it's going to happen, they get a little wild -- sometimes trying to make you smack them. You must resist of course. Otherwise, you lose that anticipation.

TM

Not having the element of surprise as to when the spank is coming is what you would probably call rookie error. Nice job educating the masses, TM.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You mean sprinkles.

Only with RT's sister.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Only with RT's sister.

Not if you want to see her again.

(Really, let's keep the story straight, people!)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Or like this guy who said "Come on, baby" over and over again, and then whacked my ass. Yeah, that'll do it.

Hey! You asked me to do that.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Okay, I'll play along. How are your breasts and your vagina since giving birth?

Damn it, Lizard. How many times do we have to tell you not to feed the trolls? Go to your room.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Fugee
I love the audio CD of "A Walk in the Woods" read by Bryson. A couple of Bryson books on tape made a road trip with the Fugee Mom across North Dakota and most of Montana bearable. He is better taken in small doses, however, lest one tire of his feckless traveller schtick.

I enjoyed this post, but only in the context of the previous post.