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12-22-2003, 02:57 PM
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#3016
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Wilted like a little flower
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Maybe, but the smart money is on them all having been on tour with the band the semester punctuation was taught.
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Come to think of it, wouldn't that have been around 4th grade? Lord, groupies are precocious nowadays!
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12-22-2003, 03:00 PM
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#3017
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Ads
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
commercials
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The commercial I like is for Southwest Airlines (I think) - anyway, it is the one with the "want to get away?" tagline.
It has the woman and man sitting next to each other and the man says something like "you know, I'm going to just come out and say it. I love you" and the woman says "well, I've always found you very attractive". And then you realize that the guy is talking on his cell phone and has an earpiece. funny.
sounds much less funny when described than when you are actually watching it. |
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12-22-2003, 03:00 PM
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#3018
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Wilted like a little flower
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Come to think of it, wouldn't that have been around 4th grade? Lord, groupies are precocious nowadays!
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Nobody said anything about Michael Jackson groupies.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-22-2003, 03:06 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Let's go to the transcript
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Ouch! That has to hurt. Did your sister dump you or are you comfortable with sharing?
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real funny. you know we're siamese twins right? beyond the societal shame issues, incest just never seemed pratical, but thanks for playing! |
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12-22-2003, 03:11 PM
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#3020
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Let's go to the transcript
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
real funny. you know we're siamese twins right? beyond the societal shame issues, incest just never seemed pratical, but thanks for playing!
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Is it incest or masturbation?
(Woo hoo! Springer!)
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-22-2003, 03:12 PM
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#3021
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Let's go to the transcript
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
real funny. you know we're siamese twins right? beyond the societal shame issues, incest just never seemed pratical, but thanks for playing!
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Oh you two!!! The way you irreverently toy with our societal taboos to shocking and humorous effect!!!
L
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-22-2003, 03:13 PM
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#3022
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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The BIL comes through
I'm sure you all were anxiously awaiting the report on my shopping trip with the BIL this weekend. To my great shock and amazement, he came through like a trooper.
I told him we had picked out things in a variety of price ranges and started showing him them from the top. He gasped a little at the sapphire earrings so I moved to the next step down. When we got to the third level down, he got tired of looking and asked me which ones she liked best. I told him the sapphires. He ended up getting the sapphire earrings and a matching sapphire pendant. I was shocked; my sister is going to be speechless.
All this is more amazing given the latest bizarrely cheap story my sister told me. When they first bought their house, my BIL didn't want to pay for garbage service (a whomping $20/month). He thought they should burn their garbage in the fireplace and then take whatever else couldn't be recycled to throw in the trash at work. So my sister has to pay for garbage service out of her spending money.
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12-22-2003, 03:20 PM
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u cant handle foul truth!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: land of the spinsters
Posts: 23
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not slave
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Originally posted by Fugee
PLF, it's that stocking cap; it's the opposite of a chick magnet, I tell you. Last week PLF showed up in a swanky bar wearing this tight black stocking cap pulled down low. He looked like a bad Justin Timberlake imitation and that look isn't pretty on Timberlake either. He gave me a pliffily insulted look when I wondered if there was some reason other than weather (it wasn't that cold out) for sporting that particular look. Naturally he got no play at the bar. He would have you believe it was because we were at a table far from the beautiful people, but we all know better. It was the hat!!!
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LOok mom, I apprecaite your attempst at a Slave not so inside inside joke of the day that is not really funny, but as I have clearly posted before this awrd is limited to Slacve or one of his frat-boy mentors plus your joke is more just not funny (note to all: PLF jokes are so first half of 2003). Thanks for playing though. Back to my holidays.
Cheers! (and namaste to Bennie) |
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12-22-2003, 03:21 PM
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#3024
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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The BIL comes through
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Originally posted by Fugee
All this is more amazing given the latest bizarrely cheap story my sister told me. When they first bought their house, my BIL didn't want to pay for garbage service (a whomping $20/month). He thought they should burn their garbage in the fireplace and then take whatever else couldn't be recycled to throw in the trash at work. So my sister has to pay for garbage service out of her spending money.
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Ick. That's almost as bad a sneaking your garbage into the neighbor's can - which a former neighbor of mine used to do regularly until I busted them doing it. I always wondered why my can was more full in the morning than it had been the night before -
OK news flash we just had an earthquake.
Anyway, then these people would take their kids for a "walk" and carry bags of garbage to the new construction site and throw their garbage in the construction dumpsters. Not really the kind of example you want to set for your kids.
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12-22-2003, 03:30 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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not slave
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Originally posted by Paig's Sock
LOok mom, I apprecaite your attempst at a Slave not so inside inside joke of the day that is not really funny, but as I have clearly posted before this awrd is limited to Slacve or one of his frat-boy mentors plus your joke is more just not funny (note to all: PLF jokes are so first half of 2003). Thanks for playing though. Back to my holidays.
Cheers! (and namaste to Bennie)
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As if I would aspire to an inside joke title. I don't have enough material. If I'd meant this as an inside joke, I'd have been coy about it. I just wanted to explain to the class why PLF doesn't get any play despite being a trifle taller than Chef.
Now go away or I'll drop a house on you! |
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12-22-2003, 03:36 PM
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#3026
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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For That Special Someone
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12-22-2003, 03:37 PM
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#3027
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Holiday Paigow Tribute.
penske_account: que sera sera
penske_account: to each her own
p_l_flower: This is true
penske_account: you reap what you sow
p_l_flower: Why judge?
penske_account: exactly
p_l_flower: A penny saved is a penny earned
penske_account: I am free of judgment
penske_account: I'm neutral
penske_account: like switzerland
p_l_flower: Like the Swiss
p_l_flower: jinx!!!
penske_account: jinx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
penske_account: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
penske_account: hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
penske_account: G.O.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p_l_flower: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
p_l_flower: hahahahahahahhaha
p_l_flower: Oh my!
p_l_flower: Hhhaaaaa
penske_account: yes
penske_account: smashing
p_l_flower: hhhhhhaaaa
penske_account: !
p_l_flower: Phew!
p_l_flower: Wow
p_l_flower: Boy
p_l_flower: That was something'
p_l_flower: Right there
p_l_flower: Really something
penske_account: how ironic
p_l_flower: Indeed
p_l_flower: Perhpas I will post a snippet of this exchange to make others jealous of the hilarity that ensues via private hush hush IM comunications
penske_account: i agree
penske_account: they should know what they are missing
penske_account: in their little lives
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-22-2003, 03:42 PM
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#3028
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Holiday Paigow Tribute.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
penske_account: que sera sera
penske_account: to each her own
p_l_flower: This is true
penske_account: you reap what you sow
p_l_flower: Why judge?
penske_account: exactly
p_l_flower: A penny saved is a penny earned
penske_account: I am free of judgment
penske_account: I'm neutral
penske_account: like switzerland
p_l_flower: Like the Swiss
p_l_flower: jinx!!!
penske_account: jinx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
penske_account: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
penske_account: hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
penske_account: G.O.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p_l_flower: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
p_l_flower: hahahahahahahhaha
p_l_flower: Oh my!
p_l_flower: Hhhaaaaa
penske_account: yes
penske_account: smashing
p_l_flower: hhhhhhaaaa
penske_account: !
p_l_flower: Phew!
p_l_flower: Wow
p_l_flower: Boy
p_l_flower: That was something'
p_l_flower: Right there
p_l_flower: Really something
penske_account: how ironic
p_l_flower: Indeed
p_l_flower: Perhpas I will post a snippet of this exchange to make others jealous of the hilarity that ensues via private hush hush IM comunications
penske_account: i agree
penske_account: they should know what they are missing
penske_account: in their little lives
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Suddenly, I miss the Danity one.
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A wee dram a day!
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12-22-2003, 03:43 PM
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#3029
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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not slave
Quote:
Originally posted by Paig's Sock
namaste
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I asked my yoga instructor who I assume is Hindu (although did not verify) about the whole namaste issue this weekend. He said that it is a greeting, although it involves communing with the person who are saying it to. However, he said it is said at the end of class because that is when you are most relaxed and able to commune and so the communion is deeper. So he said it was more appropriate to do it at the end of class, rather than the beginning.
So if paigow feels a stronger communion with bilmore at the end of her post, rather than the beginning, it is probably appropriate for her to use it at the end. |
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12-22-2003, 03:43 PM
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#3030
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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For That Special Someone
If it doesn't come with the F-14's, I don't want it.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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