Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Her arms are skeletal. Ick.

What? Those arms are normal. Compared to some Holloywood chicks' appendages, I's dare say they're robust.

I think Coltrane answered my question about why she's hot. Her face is simply spectacular. Killer smile, perfect eyes, great cheekbones. What's her name?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Her arms are skeletal. Ick.

You say the sweetest things, dear.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is the woman who's not "insane model hot?" Good god.

That's what's great about her. She's a chick you might actually meet. You aren't going to run into Tyra Banks on your ordinary chores.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What? Those arms are normal. Compared to some Holloywood chicks' appendages, I's dare say they're robust.

I think Coltrane answered my question about why she's hot. Her face is simply spectacular. Killer smile, perfect eyes, great cheekbones. What's her name?

Ellen Pompeo.

Which explains why I'm attracted to her. I dig the Italian women.

Of course, she doesn't look Italian at all.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's what's great about her. She's a chick you might actually meet.

Given where you live, I find that really hard to believe.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What? Those arms are normal. Compared to some Holloywood chicks' appendages, I's dare say they're robust.

I think Coltrane answered my question about why she's hot. Her face is simply spectacular. Killer smile, perfect eyes, great cheekbones. What's her name?

I think the most important part is that she has a perfect nose.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's what's great about her. She's a chick you might actually meet. You aren't going to run into Tyra Banks on your ordinary chores.

That chick is way hotter than Tyra Banks. I hate the supermodel look. Fuck Giselle -- give me Carmen.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


Of course, she doesn't look Italian at all.

The eyebrows? Oh, not at all.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's what's great about her. She's a chick you might actually meet. You aren't going to run into Tyra Banks on your ordinary chores.

Let me clear something up. You don't run into supermodels on your ordinary chores. Run of the mill models, however, are pretty common. At least two live in my building. So I believe the term is "insane supermodel hot", not "model hot". That takes it to a whole new level.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Given where you live, I find that really hard to believe.

I spend a good bit of time in NYC. But you're right, this place is not easy on the eyes. BUT, you can meet chicks like that one just west of town, in the nicer suburbs.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Let me clear something up. You don't run into supermodels on your ordinary chores. Run of the mill models, however, are pretty common. At least two live in my building. So I believe the term is "insane supermodel hot", not "model hot". That takes it to a whole new level.

Supermodel is the new wind chill.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's what's great about her. She's a chick you might actually meet. You aren't going to run into Tyra Banks on your ordinary chores.

No, I think it's b/c she's both hot and cute, a combination that doesn't occur too often. It's usually one or the other. The cuteness makes her more approachable and less model-like. That's why you THINK you might run into her on the street.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The eyebrows? Oh, not at all.

I see what you mean. I was going more on skin tone.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Supermodel is the new wind chill.

Like "I'd give her an 8, but she goes to 9.65 with the [windchill factor]?"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That chick is way hotter than Tyra Banks. I hate the supermodel look. Fuck Giselle -- give me Carmen.

Carmen's face is gorgeous. She needs to lower tha air pressure on her implants, however... I find Gisele's face boring. But her body... that's a spicy meatball.

As to Tyra, she's the Anti-Supermodal Supermodel. She's got a rack like she's smuggling cantaloupes and some hips.