Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What was the reason?

Ahhh, well played.

But I'm serious. I rarely go to strip joints. Waste of fucking time and money. For bachelor parties, fine. But I have these friends who'll just go to a strip bar for no reason. Why blow the $300 for two hours of frustration? If you get that urge, nail your wife/so/whatever or jerk off.

Now, granted, if I had good looking supermodel style strippers available, I'd reconsider this position, but alas, every joint I've been in serves up the same bad Jenna lookalikes.

What we really need is a strip joint that lets you see normal women strip. My ideal place would be near a grad school in a warm climate, where the owner could have very nice clean place where regular women who needed a few extra bucks could parade around for cash. It'd be really hot to see average women give it a shot. The pros are fucking boring. There's no kick in seeing a chick who can hide half a whiffle bat and has boobs like a cantaloupes riveted to her ribcage shake her money maker.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ahhh, well played.

But I'm serious. I rarely go to strip joints. Waste of fucking time and money. For bachelor parties, fine. But I have these friends who'll just go to a strip bar for no reason. Why blow the $300 for two hours of frustration? If you get that urge, nail your wife/so/whatever or jerk off.

Now, granted, if I had good looking supermodel style strippers available, I'd reconsider this position, but alas, every joint I've been in serves up the same bad Jenna lookalikes.

What we really need is a strip joint that lets you see normal women strip. My ideal place would be near a grad school in a warm climate, where the owner could have very nice clean place where regular women who needed a few extra bucks could parade around for cash. It'd be really hot to see average women give it a shot. The pros are fucking boring. There's no kick in seeing a chick who can hide half a whiffle bat and has boobs like a cantaloupes riveted to her ribcage shake her money maker.

I thought they were all students (except for the one taking care of her sick father). Was I being lied to?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Over on the PB, we've been discussing road trips for beer. Bilmore used to drive hundreds of miles in the snow, uphill both ways, to get Coors beer. I took road trips to Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, to get me some Leinenkugel's.



Poll: Where did you drive to get something to eat or drink?

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You strike me as someone who would care about this, so you might not want to go to Curves. The guy who owns it is a very heavy contributor to Operation Save America (a successor to Operation Rescue). 10 percent of Curves profits go to anti-abortion groups.

http://www.operationsaveamerica.org/...central-tx.htm (for just one example)

Darn. I was actually thinking of starting going to the Curves in my neighborhood (I could walk there). But this definitely puts a bad taste in my mouth.

tm

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There's no kick in seeing a chick who can hide half a whiffle bat and has boobs like a cantaloupes riveted to her ribcage shake her money maker.

Most strippers and porn stars have the worst breast implants. Pam Anderson's latest set look awful, too. Her old ones were nice.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you never change you inevitably find yourself in the 1% from time to time. Its inescapable. You're a hipster.

Just so, I'm the stopped clock.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


What we really need is a strip joint that lets you see normal women strip. My ideal place would be near a grad school in a warm climate, where the owner could have very nice clean place where regular women who needed a few extra bucks could parade around for cash.

Can't you just rent Girls Gone Wild?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I believe Curves is also just for women, so that might be a threshold issue why he wouldn't want to go there as well. (unless not Bob is really not Roberta and has been tricking us)

Yeah, it was merely a lame attempt at humor. But thanks to RT, if I were Roberta, I would now know to avoid Curves. Unless I wanted my money to go to anti-abortion groups.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
better than being a paragon of strippers and baldness

Not that anyone would spend a moment of their free time discussing you/

It was ONE bald stripper. And what he was supposedly doing wasn't called paragonning, last I heard. So give a guy a break.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Now, granted, if I had good looking supermodel style strippers available, I'd reconsider this position ...


What we really need is a strip joint that lets you see normal women strip.

You are a complex man, filled with contradictions.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Over on the PB, we've been discussing road trips for beer. Bilmore used to drive hundreds of miles in the snow, uphill both ways, to get Coors beer. I took road trips to Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, to get me some Leinenkugel's.



Poll: Where did you drive to get something to eat or drink?

Georgia, so my roomate could show me what 'real' fried chicken tasted like.

Which was great, until I had to lie about what my last name was so I wouldn't be 'outed' as an ethnic to inbreds with baseball bats.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Not Me
Most strippers and porn stars have the worst breast implants. Pam Anderson's latest set look awful, too. Her old ones were nice.

For soccer balls, they were lovely. I'm sure yours are nice too, though, Tawny.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You are a complex man, filled with contradictions.

Well, I guess what I meant to say is...

1. I'd like to see average women naked.

2. I'd love to see supermodels naked.

3. I don't want to see ugly or below average women with horrible plastic surgery naked.

Originally posted by Not Bob
What about Pabst Blue Ribbon? Same deal?

Ok, the yoga discussion reminded me of a question I have been meaning to ask. I was going to do this anonymously, but what the hey -- I mean, the FB is a warm, welcoming home.

I have apparently reached what paigow (paraphrasing DS, I think) has coined the "ass or face moment" of my life. Yes, I need to exercise.

So, since I am an ignoramous, I want to have someone tell me what to do and when to do it. But I don't want to just place my trust in some random bozo at the local Gold's Gym franchise -- or do I? I could ask around for recommendations, but the few people I know who work out regularly are either jerks or have been doing it long enough that they don't use a trainer anymore.

How does one go about finding a trainer? Is there some sort of licensing or certification one should have? Or should I just head over to Curves and try to get into the spin classes?

Paraphrasing Catherine Deneuve who said that a woman of a certain age has to choose between her ass and her face. Meaning that a lean woman doesnt have the fat to smooth out the lines in her face. You know how heavier women are less wrinkled?

The only time I have ever paraphrased DS is "classy isnt"/

Originally posted by dtb
Or paraphrasing Catherine Deneuve -- same difference.

Who is that lady?