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05-25-2005, 12:49 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Everything you want to do
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The trick with ass-smacking is the caress and the anticipation. Running your fingers very lightly over the general area that will be/has been smacked makes for increased excitement (especially when it's red and a little welted). First you lightly graze the ass with your fingers, just kind of caressing for awhile. Then you stop touching altogether before the smack. I've found that varying the amount of time between smacks, when you're not caressing seems to work best. Then, as soon as that hand gets pulled back, they anticipate being smacked. If they can't tell when it's going to happen, they get a little wild -- sometimes trying to make you smack them. You must resist of course. Otherwise, you lose that anticipation.
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose...
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05-25-2005, 12:55 PM
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#3017
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Every time I see your face
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not if you want to see her again.
(Really, let's keep the story straight, people!)
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I didn't. I'm saving myself for preggos.
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05-25-2005, 12:59 PM
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#3018
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Costume poll
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?
My top contenders are: - Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
- Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
- Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
- Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
- Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-25-2005, 01:03 PM
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#3019
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Costume poll
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?
My top contenders are:- Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
- Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
- Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
- Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
- Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
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I vote Janis Joplin if you can do that song, although Courtney Love would give you a lot of freedom (heh) to get trashed and say and do completely inappropriate things. (JJ can of course party like a rock star, too, but my sense is she would get more despondent than wackadoo as the wastedness increased).
Either way, a specific costume is always better than a generic one. |
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05-25-2005, 01:04 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Costume poll
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?
My top contenders are:- Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
- Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
- Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
- Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
- Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
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Would a preggo Britney be in bad taste?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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05-25-2005, 01:05 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Every time I see your face
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I didn't. I'm saving myself for preggos.
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Okay, I think this line of joking has run its course. |
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05-25-2005, 01:05 PM
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#3022
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Costume poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?
My top contenders are:- Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
- Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
- Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
- Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
- Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
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Courtney Love would be the most fun.
However, if it were me, and I didn't have an ugly mole on my skull, I would shave my head and go as the cancer-striken Melissa Etheridge. Ever since I saw Natalie Portman's picture the other day, I have totally been wanting to shave my head. I almost did it on the weekend but stopped because of the ugly mole. |
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05-25-2005, 01:06 PM
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#3023
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Costume poll
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Would a preggo Britney be in bad taste?
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The real one already is, so why worry about the costume? |
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05-25-2005, 01:10 PM
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#3024
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Costume poll
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Would a preggo Britney be in bad taste?
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Kind of drives home the point of planned parenthood pretty effectively. |
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05-25-2005, 01:12 PM
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#3025
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Everything you want to do
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Originally posted by taxwonk
It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose...
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Whatever works for you. But I'd keep this one to myself if I were you.
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05-25-2005, 01:14 PM
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#3026
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Costume poll
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Kind of drives home the point of planned parenthood pretty effectively.
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Yes, it would, although ironically, because she and Kevin appeared to have planned their parenthood. Ick.
Did anybody catch Chaotic? I watched 20 seconds out of curiousity and had to turn it off. I almost had to kill my TV. |
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05-25-2005, 01:14 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Costume poll
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Courtney Love would be the most fun.
However, if it were me, and I didn't have an ugly mole on my skull, I would shave my head and go as the cancer-striken Melissa Etheridge. Ever since I saw Natalie Portman's picture the other day, I have totally been wanting to shave my head. I almost did it on the weekend but stopped because of the ugly mole.
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She looked gorgeous with the shaved head. You could probably pull it off very well also.
I'm hoping someone comes as Anthony Kiedis in just a sock.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-25-2005, 01:24 PM
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#3028
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Costume poll
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She looked gorgeous with the shaved head. You could probably pull it off very well also.
I'm hoping someone comes as Anthony Kiedis in just a sock.
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I don't sock.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-25-2005, 01:27 PM
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#3029
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Costume poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?
My top contenders are:- Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
- Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
- Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
- Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
- Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
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go to the goodwill and try and find a purple suit. If you get lucky be Prince.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-25-2005, 01:30 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Costume poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?
My top contenders are:- Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
- Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
- Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
- Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
- Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
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Anything that would result in your breasts being bare. |
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