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12-01-2003, 03:28 PM
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#3031
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Sock Spotting
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes it's me. Brilliant fucking deduction, sherlock.
What gave it away.....the fact that the two board moderators, who can see exactly which socks belong to whom were engaged in a serious correspondence with it?
Genius, I tell you, genius.
Later this month, in honour of Hannukah, I will be bringing out my Holocaust baiting sock, which of course, my race baiting sock presaged. Please email me privately if there are any subjects of particular offense to jews that I may want add to its list, which already includes the popular topic of conversation at some of my Klan meetings, i.e. "Holocaust entirely made up or just mostly fabricated by the Trilateral commision?"
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I have some!! Some of my favorites from past FB disucssions.
Jewish Men- shiksa wives. Kids will never be jewish.
Jewish Men- Asian wives- the overbearing mother antidote
Jewish Men- Melana- Jeff Zucker is a self-loather.
Jewish Men- Jewish Wives- they'll never get head again. |
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12-01-2003, 03:29 PM
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#3032
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by Not Me
Wrong! That isn't what I said. Now, walking YOU through it again. I said because he picked a really, really white looking chick. The issue isn't that he didn't pick a black woman. The issue is the shockingly white woman he picked. It doesn't get any whiter than that chick.
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Albino?
This whole "really really really really" white thing is amusing. Thanks, Penske, for the laugh. Next post, plese tack another extra "really" on so that the fools who argue with you will finally understand your point.
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12-01-2003, 03:30 PM
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#3033
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Evil Empire
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I had another thought about this Schilling business. Maybe Colangelo figured the Yankees were going to be much more desperate for pitching, what with losing Clemens and probably Wells and maybe Petitte, and figured he could take George for more. And knew that the Sox were not on Schilling's list (initially), and figured he didn't have as much leverage there.
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Oh, come on. Every GM knows that if Boston mentions a player they are interested in and the Yankees have or had made an offer for said player, the correct thing to do would be to start a bidding war between the two teams. So, Colangelo should have optimized what he got from Boston by keeping the Yankees in talks. Telling them he wants the sky and nothing else and then shutting them down doesn't really accomplish that.
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12-01-2003, 03:30 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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He is marrying her because
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Damn. You just made my day.
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This made my day - http://www.elin-nordegren.com/ (bikini shot of Tiger's fiancee) and she has a twin sister, and she appears to be better looking than Tiger's previous girlfriend - http://www.courier-journal.com/cjspo...tiger8_mom.jpg - although rather similar.
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12-01-2003, 03:31 PM
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Rules
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, I agree with everything you wrote except the above. Chicks as hot as Tiger's wife rarely fuck ordinary cats, black or white. If Tiger wasn't who he is, he'd be another moderately attractive normal guy. I also think its safe to assume Tiger probably doesn't date anything but obscenely attractive women... because he can. Face it. If you were Tiger, do you think you'd ever get much face time with normal women? Hell, your handlers would probably screen any chick under an 8.5 from your radar.
Tiger and his chick getting together has nothing to do with race and everything to do with them both being celebrities. He's a god of modern sport and she's genetically gifted beyond belief. They both live in very rarified air where the dating pool of any color is very small. I think in their world, race is really pretty insignificant. Color is the least relevant characteristic explaining how these two came together.
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Can someone post a pic where this supposedly hot woman looks hot? Bc that pic with the turquoise turtleneck just showed platinum-green hair and black eyebrows. I am sure she must be hot bc the Tiger Cat is loaded, but I dont see it there. She looks like she ws in the swimming pool too long. |
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12-01-2003, 03:32 PM
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#3036
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Sock Spotting
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Your guess is as good as mine. I don't know for a fact whether it is Penske or not.
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Liar.
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I wish more people was alive like me
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12-01-2003, 03:33 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Rules
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You may say that Tiger chooses to not spend time with black people, but that would be stupid as well. Tiger plays golf. Golf is a white man's sport. He met his fiancee through another golfer (a white one. surprise!).
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Maybe Jesper can take up full time yentah-ing, because he certainly didn't do much on the Tour. I think he lost his card this year, but I'll check. Having checked, I now know that he finished 118th by grinding it out through the final 3 events. He had one top-ten finish at the prestigious (sorry Leagl and Sebby) Lumber Classic of Pennsylvania.
That said, does he have a new nanny, I wonder? Does she want to come have lunch at any LA power spots? Can she keep her mouth shut at the right times? Can she keep her mouth (and throat) open at the right times? |
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12-01-2003, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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31 Flavors
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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
So why doesn't he just say he is bi-racial (or multiracial)? Why doesn't he just say "I'm black and Asian"? Like I said, I don't care who he dates, and I never will, but I do think he (like Michael Jackson) has a problem with being black (just like I think Martin Sheen and Geraldo Rivera have issues about being hispanic).
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He needs to issue a press release to satisfy your need to categorize him? If I were him, the press release would read, "Kiss my ass, jerkoff."
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12-01-2003, 03:34 PM
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#3039
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Sock Spotting
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Liar.
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I don't actually. I can attest, since clearly you want me to, that it doesn't match your IP address. But that doesn't preclude using an anonymizer. |
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12-01-2003, 03:35 PM
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Mutant Inbred Tiger
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Secret Garden
Posts: 91
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He is marrying her because
[QUOTE] Originally posted by LessinSF
http://www.elin-nordegren.com
Oh, now I get it. I'd nibble her neck any time. I've always had something of a Swede tooth. [ba dump dump]
[chirp chirp]
Damn. Timing, timing, timing. I guess I need to work on this one.
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12-01-2003, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Fuck; QE
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I always find the show frustrating when they do the reveal of the interior design, because I have a hard time taking it all in -- the editing is too choppy, the camera work is too contrived, and they're too quick to move on to Kyan's explanation of how to shave.
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MTV Cribs syndrome.
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12-01-2003, 03:36 PM
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#3042
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can someone post a pic where this supposedly hot woman looks hot? Bc that pic with the turquoise turtleneck just showed platinum-green hair and black eyebrows. I am sure she must be hot bc the Tiger Cat is loaded, but I dont see it there. She looks like she ws in the swimming pool too long.
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I LOVE hot chick lifeguards with that sunbleached blonde hair and a dark tan. Ex-swimmer chicks always have the best bodies too...
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12-01-2003, 03:37 PM
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#3043
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He is marrying her because
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12-01-2003, 03:38 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tiger and his chick getting together has nothing to do with race and everything to do with them both being celebrities.
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This is very interesting. Now tell me why me and my wife got hitched.
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12-01-2003, 03:38 PM
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#3045
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Sock Spotting
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Liar.
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I invented this. Now I will try to determine how to spend all the royalties headed my way. Thx. |
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