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ltl/fb · 02-03-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Because he has been wearing the shower drainage vest all week

And it got him all hot? Huh.

notcasesensitive · 02-03-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He was saying she WAS not lollipop like. What, you have ncs on ignore? She posted a truly lollipop like picture of christina.

WHY ARE YOU WANKING? I expect more from you.

Mmmmm, blubber.

actually, I brought up "whale". He asserted that she is not skinny. All 95 pounds of her. he never said lolipop or not (until in a later backpedaling post).

How is it possible that this could be more interesting than our current topic of conversation? Oh. Yeah. Right.

dtb · 02-03-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
[Story about NE'ers being freaked out by Mormons.]

A looooooong time ago, I went apartment shopping with my then-boyfriend. There was one lovely residence, but it had absolutey nothing on the walls. My boyfriend said, "These people must be Mormons" and I remember thinking, "WTF? Why does he think that?". I mean, this guy (my then-boyfriend) is a dyed-in-the-wool jewboy (went to Yeshiva, etc.), so I just thought it was some weird stereotype; however, sure enough, when we walked through the bedroom, on the bedside table was The Book of Mormon. I was the recipient of a self-satisfied smirk, and I never questioned him again (now you know why I couldn't possibly have married him).

I still don't quite know why "nothing on the walls" is a Mormon giveaway, but, there it is.

I should ask my in-laws (my husband has some cousins who converted -- the Mormons probably didn't have much objection to their joining, as they already had the 5 kids). Of course, I guess all religions (except Judaism) don't really object when someone wants to join the fold.

OK, enough rambling.

For now.

ltl/fb · 02-03-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
actually, I brought up "whale". He asserted that she is not skinny. All 95 pounds of her. he never said lolipop or not (until in a later backpedaling post).

How is it possible that this could be more interesting than our current topic of conversation? Oh. Yeah. Right.

Thanks, thought I think it was clear that I forgave you for breaking me.

notcasesensitive · 02-03-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ETA on the plus side, I have plenty of time to edit. AFTER seeing ncs's picture, he said she was not skinny. Whenever anyone in "the business" in "LA" says "not skinny" it means "fat and cowlike." You may not know this, being a resident of New Jersey or whatever.

Jesus no. Before seeing my photo he said she was not skinny. So I posted the photo, so he posted another, earlier photo. Leading to the lack-of-reading-comprehension bitchslap.

str8outavannuys · 02-03-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
I don't know what they teach you about economics in those fancy Northern schools, but down here in the non-North, we learn in Introduction to Microeconomics that if you are working for it and have not left, it's your market value. It might not be what you think you're worth, but it's sure as hell what the "market" values you at.

As a former Econ major, I disagree. I've signed a three-year employment contract at a wage that is below what the market currently pays lawyers of my experience and skill level. Even without the employment contract, I think one could say that I'm being paid a salary below the prevailing market price and below what I could easily get by switching jobs, but I choose to remain for non-monetary reasons (to gain experience in this field, to take advantage of the quality day-care in the future, distaste for billing hours, etc.). One can summarize this as saying that I'm accepting a wage below that which I could get on the open market, in other words, that I'm being paid below market value.

BloatedSlave · 02-03-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Shadow? Was he standing above you? Not surprised to see you on your knees, NTTAWWT.

Don't project your dl lifestyle on me son. As a point of fact, there was a picture of mr. Cans on the ceiling, so she could be reminded of how much better the then current loving was.

dtb · 02-03-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch

We have soda machines, coffee dispensers, OJ, grapefruit juice, tea, actual milk for coffee (whoever invented "non-dairy creamer" should be mutilated)

I agree that non-dairy creamer is vile, but my money is on its having been invented by a tribal member, so that other MOTs could enjoy an after-dinner coffee with "milk". (Only applies if you had meat at dinner, but YKWIM.)

Obviously, the only conclusion to be drawn here is that you are a Jew-hater.

For shame, Sidd. For shame.

BloatedSlave · 02-03-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it's sad that he got fired from that job.

Perhaps sweetie, but unlike the normally unceremonious kicking to the curb you get, I got a nice severance package for my package.

ltl/fb · 02-03-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
As a former Econ major, I disagree. I've signed a three-year employment contract at a wage that is below what the market currently pays lawyers of my experience and skill level. Even without the employment contract, I think one could say that I'm being paid a salary below the prevailing market price and below what I could easily get by switching jobs, but I choose to remain for non-monetary reasons (to gain experience in this field, to take advantage of the quality day-care in the future, distaste for billing hours, etc.). One can summarize this as saying that I'm accepting a wage below that which I could get on the open market, in other words, that I'm being paid below market value.

Obviously they do not know how to teach econ at your school, if you think it is all about the monetary crap and that the gain experience/quality day care/lower hours does not factor into the wage.

GOD YOU ARE A MORON.

I am definitely chastising the next Yale econ professor I meet.

NotFromHere · 02-03-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by BloatedSlave
Don't project your dl lifestyle on me son. As a point of fact, there was a picture of mr. Cans on the ceiling, so she could be reminded of how much better the then current loving was.

A true man would have put the picture on the headboard so that she could see it during the lovemaking. Mr. Missionary.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-03-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Do most firms actually provide milk? Different varieties of milk? Christ, my firm is cheap. They even cheaped out on the cup lids -- they used be the Starbucks-type lid with the little cut-out for drinking and now they are the fold-back-a-tab type that always results in sharp plastic corners jabbing at my mouth. Fucking cheapskates.

I think you went from talking about work to describing your last date.

TM

ltl/fb · 02-03-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by BloatedSlave
Perhaps sweetie, but unlike the normally unceremonious kicking to the curb you get, I got a nice severance package for my package.

"severance . . . of my package." if that's nice, you truly are the bottom you seem.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-03-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by BloatedSlave
I got a nice severance package for my package.

A cashmere banana hammock?

str8outavannuys · 02-03-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I've never been to Utah, and I know this shit. Gatti's just unobservant. Or was not friendly in law school.

You should really try to get there some time. It's spectacularly beautiful; the prettiest state of the lower 48. May I suggest a hiking vacation to Moab? Golf in St. George's? Mountain biking at Zion? Skiing at Alta or Snowbird? Movies and networking in Park City?

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