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08-01-2005, 05:55 PM
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#3031
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Tunnel diggers
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Sounds like this could have been pulled off if they had a better cover story for the neighbors - like you're building a barn or something, and then complaining in town about how the concrete foundations are all fucked up and you and your buddies are fixing it.
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DS and Mr. enter rural hardware & building supply store in a cloud of hydroponic chronic
Clerk: Can I help you?
DS: . . . .
Mr: Yeah, we uh . . uh . . need some cement. Concrete. Stuff.
DS: We ran out. Of cement. We weren't literally "running." Isn't it funny that you say "ran out" when you mean you don't have any more? Huh.
Mr: Yeah, so, that foundation . . . whoo! What a mess. I mean, not because of anything we did or anything. It's just really, like, messed up. On its own. By itself. So we have to fix it.
DS: It's all fucked up.
Mr: ( turning red) Yeah . . . fucked . . . ( stifling uncontrollable laughter) totally.fucked.up! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
DS: Bahahahahaha!!!! Fucked right the fucking fuck up! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Clerk: Cement's over there. |
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08-01-2005, 06:00 PM
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#3032
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Tunnel diggers
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
DS and Mr. enter rural hardware & building supply store in a cloud of hydroponic chronic
Clerk: Can I help you?
DS: . . . .
Mr: Yeah, we uh . . uh . . need some cement. Concrete. Stuff.
DS: We ran out. Of cement. We weren't literally "running." Isn't it funny that you say "ran out" when you mean you don't have any more? Huh.
Mr: Yeah, so, that foundation . . . whoo! What a mess. I mean, not because of anything we did or anything. It's just really, like, messed up. On its own. By itself. So we have to fix it.
DS: It's all fucked up.
Mr: (turning red) Yeah . . . fucked . . . (stifling uncontrollable laughter) totally.fucked.up! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
DS: Bahahahahaha!!!! Fucked right the fucking fuck up! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Clerk: Cement's over there.
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Shit, that was you behind us when we were getting boards and, stuff, for the, uh, things, that fell down. The shelves. They fell.
What are you looking at?
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08-01-2005, 06:06 PM
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#3033
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Tell me you haven't seen this before!
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It's possible that my romance addled mind has blocked out all memories of images and sounds that horrific.
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08-01-2005, 06:08 PM
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#3034
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's possible that my romance addled mind has blocked out all memories of images and sounds that horrific.
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Romance? |
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08-01-2005, 06:10 PM
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#3035
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's possible that my romance addled mind has blocked out all memories of images and sounds that horrific.
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The moon has definitely hit your eye like a big pizza pie. Does this young gentleman caller know the type of hardware he's competing with? He should be extremely proud. |
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08-01-2005, 06:19 PM
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#3036
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
The moon has definitely hit your eye like a big pizza pie. Does this young gentleman caller know the type of hardware he's competing with? He should be extremely proud.
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He does now, or he will the next time he logs in...
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-01-2005, 06:21 PM
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#3037
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
The moon has definitely hit your eye like a big pizza pie. Does this young gentleman caller know the type of hardware he's competing with? He should be extremely proud.
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I'm sure he's already purchased a certain engraved gold-plated vibrator for use on those long nights in Houston when he is not around (and/or pre-/post- phone sex). The only question is what does the engraving say? |
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08-01-2005, 06:26 PM
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#3038
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He does now, or he will the next time he logs in...
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A few questions, of the rain-on-your-parade type:
1. How long have you known him? Does he know that you are RT - does he read this board? You seem head-over-heels and that always makes me nervous after just one night of luuuuv, as it were. Not that I'm not very happy for you.
2. Do you make trips to where he lives often? Does he come to Houston often - is it feasible that you could have an ldr?
3. Have you had ldrs in the past?
That said, I'm very pleased for you that the vibrators are getting some competition. Sex is fun. I would echo what Coltrane said, and just let it be without thinking too much about what it means etc. |
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08-01-2005, 06:27 PM
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#3039
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He does now, or he will the next time he logs in...
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Which will be to consult the dossier, if he's smart. |
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08-01-2005, 06:28 PM
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#3040
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He does now, or he will the next time he logs in...
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It's ok, Spanky doesn't read the FB. But I heard paigow will be waiting for you in the parking lot after school. |
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08-01-2005, 06:28 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure he's already purchased a certain engraved gold-plated vibrator for use on those long nights in Houston when he is not around (and/or pre-/post- phone sex). The only question is what does the engraving say?
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This one goes to eleven?
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08-01-2005, 06:31 PM
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#3042
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He does now, or he will the next time he logs in...
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Do you mean logs in here? So he's a FB'er?
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08-01-2005, 06:32 PM
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#3043
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
This one goes to eleven?
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Bravo, monkey boy. I like that one. |
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08-01-2005, 06:36 PM
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#3044
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Treed
Posts: 224
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The Secret of Life
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A few questions, of the rain-on-your-parade type:
1. How long have you known him? Does he know that you are RT - does he read this board? You seem head-over-heels and that always makes me nervous after just one night of luuuuv, as it were. Not that I'm not very happy for you.
2. Do you make trips to where he lives often? Does he come to Houston often - is it feasible that you could have an ldr?
3. Have you had ldrs in the past?
That said, I'm very pleased for you that the vibrators are getting some competition. Sex is fun. I would echo what Coltrane said, and just let it be without thinking too much about what it means etc.
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Oh, nuts!
Just go nuts, girl, totally nuts.
It's all about nuts. |
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08-01-2005, 06:36 PM
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#3045
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure he's already purchased a certain engraved gold-plated vibrator for use on those long nights in Houston when he is not around (and/or pre-/post- phone sex). The only question is what does the engraving say?
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Out of curiosity, where might one get a gold plated vibrator engraved? |
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