» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
 |
|
12-04-2006, 07:25 PM
|
#3031
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
Send him on a winter trip to Minnesota. I just noticed the grout was looking a little grungy from lime buildup. I'll even supply the toothbrush!
|
You shouldn't be so sloppy with the margaritas.
__________________
Drinking gin from a jam jar.
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 07:28 PM
|
#3032
|
|
No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Alas, we have lost touch. Like, years ago. Sorry.
I think Flower might do it.
|
OK, now I'm the one feeling like I'm on a Southwest flight.
Who's the guy with the crush? Who's the guy with the toothbrush? These are 2 different guys? Who brought up toothbrush guy? Why?
__________________
Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
|
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 07:31 PM
|
#3033
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, now I'm the one feeling like I'm on a Southwest flight.
Who's the guy with the crush? Who's the guy with the toothbrush? These are 2 different guys? Who brought up toothbrush guy? Why?
|
I don't know why I brought up the toothbrush guy, other than I think it's an amusing story (but he is a really sweet, nice, guy and there is nothing wrong with wanting to be submissive and who knows, it might have worked out had I not moved). Toothbrush guy used to have a crush on me. Some other guy reportedly currently has a crush on me. |
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 07:40 PM
|
#3034
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, now I'm the one feeling like I'm on a Southwest flight.
Who's the guy with the crush? Who's the guy with the toothbrush? These are 2 different guys? Who brought up toothbrush guy? Why?
|
You've got it all wrong. It's your toothbrush. The guy with your toothbrush worked for the hotel you stayed at in Mexico. While you were by the pool, he stuck it in his ass and then sent you pictures of same.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 07:41 PM
|
#3035
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't know why I brought up the toothbrush guy, other than I think it's an amusing story (but he is a really sweet, nice, guy and there is nothing wrong with wanting to be submissive and who knows, it might have worked out had I not moved). Toothbrush guy used to have a crush on me. Some other guy reportedly currently has a crush on me.
|
I know a guy who is way into submissive stuff. WAY into it. And he's always looking for someone upon whom to lavish his, um, attentions. PM me for details. |
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 07:57 PM
|
#3036
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who is way into submissive stuff. WAY into it. And he's always looking for someone upon whom to lavish his, um, attentions. PM me for details.
|
You shouldn't out shapeshifter, even by PM.
__________________
Drinking gin from a jam jar.
|
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 07:59 PM
|
#3037
|
|
Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You shouldn't out shapeshifter, even by PM.
|
I am pretty sure she was talking about Thurgreed. |
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:07 PM
|
#3038
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am pretty sure she was talking about Thurgreed.
|
How much lower would the board's total post count be if patentpara had only allowe Thurgreed to scrub her floors while wearing nothing but a diaper and a dog collar?
__________________
Drinking gin from a jam jar.
|
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:13 PM
|
#3039
|
|
World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
How much lower would the board's total post count be if patentpara had only allowe Thurgreed to scrub her floors while wearing nothing but a diaper and a dog collar?
|
Too bad she's so selfish that way.
__________________
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
|
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:15 PM
|
#3040
|
|
[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
How much lower would the board's total post count be if patentpara had only allowe Thurgreed to scrub her floors while wearing nothing but a diaper and a dog collar?
|
Very, very low, because I'd be dead.
TM |
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:18 PM
|
#3041
|
|
World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Very, very low, because I'd be dead.
TM
|
She must have really dirty floors.
__________________
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
|
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:21 PM
|
#3042
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You shouldn't out shapeshifter, even by PM.
|
I'm his pimp. |
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:24 PM
|
#3043
|
|
World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I'm his pimp.
|
That explains why your foot is in my ass.
__________________
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
|
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:31 PM
|
#3044
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She must have really dirty floors.
|
I was thinking the insanely jealous husband would have offed TM. |
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:32 PM
|
#3045
|
|
Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
|
Xanax
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
we were both attending a party sponsored by the law firm for which we both worked.
gwinky, I really really like to get my way all the time too!!!!!
|
ummm you only answered the most boring of my 3 questions. we are all about candor here. please answer the other questions.
__________________
I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
