imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
You should really try to get there some time. It's spectacularly beautiful; the prettiest state of the lower 48. May I suggest a hiking vacation to Moab? Golf in St. George's? Mountain biking at Zion? Skiing at Alta or Snowbird? Movies and networking in Park City?

This post brought to you by the Utah chamber of commerce.

skiing/hiking/golf -- I'm a fattie, you fucking moron.

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
A true man would have put the picture on the headboard so that she could see it during the lovemaking. Mr. Missionary.

You're lack of imagination and creativity is showing. Again.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by BloatedSlave
You're lack of imagination and creativity is showing. Again.

she was pegging you from the bottom? nice. And it lets *you* control the depth -- smart thinking for such a shallow asshole.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Gatti's just unobservant. Or was not friendly in law school.

I'm sorry -- have we met?

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
You should really try to get there some time. It's spectacularly beautiful; the prettiest state of the lower 48. May I suggest a hiking vacation to Moab? Golf in St. George's? Mountain biking at Zion? Skiing at Alta or Snowbird?

Yes and nice watery 3.2 near beer to enjoy afterwards. You should take Coltrane on your next girls' weekend there.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
skiing/hiking/golf -- I'm a fattie, you fucking moron.

you forgot the ever important networking at Park City pointer. Oh yeah. You aren't in "the industry" so you wouldn't get it. If you didn't know, str8 is. And he went to an ivy league school.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Sure enough, a couple of them started drinking the herbal teas (though a lot of Mormons I know are so used to avoiding all the regular hot beverages that they don't drink herbal teas, either), and the partner watched them bug-eyed for the rest of the deal like he thought they might sprout horns any second. He also seemed really suspicious of the fact that I apparently knew enough about Mormons not just to identify them but to think to adjust to their dietary requirements. North-easterners can be really weird about Mormons, and I dunno why. They weren't that uncommon in the section of the Patch I'm from (a few relations even converted), but a good number of native Yankees I've known seem not just to think they're exotic but to be really freaked out by them.

Either you, or the people you know, are weird.

TM

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by dtb
A looooooong time ago, I went apartment shopping with my then-boyfriend. There was one lovely residence, but it had absolutey nothing on the walls. My boyfriend said, "These people must be Mormons" and I remember thinking, "WTF? Why does he think that?". I mean, this guy (my then-boyfriend) is a dyed-in-the-wool jewboy (went to Yeshiva, etc.), so I just thought it was some weird stereotype; however, sure enough, when we walked through the bedroom, on the bedside table was The Book of Mormon. I was the recipient of a self-satisfied smirk, and I never questioned him again (now you know why I couldn't possibly have married him).

I still don't quite know why "nothing on the walls" is a Mormon giveaway, but, there it is.

Wow. Honestly, of all the weird Mormon stereotypes out there, I have never heard this one before. We have lots of stuff on our walls. I know, we're not typical Mos. But my parents are, and they've got stuff on their walls, too.

Oh, and str8--it's St. George. No apostrophe s.

tm

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
str8 is. And he went to an ivy league school.

Let me guess, Penn?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by BloatedSlave
Yes and nice watery 3.2 near beer to enjoy afterwards. You should take Coltrane on your next girls' weekend there.

We need a term for a guy who is gay in every single way except for the cocksucking/assfucking.* Paigow? Homoheterosexual?


Heterockhudson?

*NTTAWWT

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
I agree that non-dairy creamer is vile, but my money is on its having been invented by a tribal member, so that other MOTs could enjoy an after-dinner coffee with "milk". (Only applies if you had meat at dinner, but YKWIM.)

Obviously, the only conclusion to be drawn here is that you are a Jew-hater.

For shame, Sidd. For shame.

Check your labels. There is a "D" in the labels -- non-dairy creamers have a milk derivative in them.

Now, go chastise Hank and leave Sidd alone.

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We need a term for a guy who is gay in every single way except for the cocksucking/assfucking.* Paigow? Homoheterosexual?


Heterockhudson?

*NTTAWWT

What does Sequels call you?

[dtb]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Wow. Honestly, of all the weird Mormon stereotypes out there, I have never heard this one before. We have lots of stuff on our walls. I know, we're not typical Mos. But my parents are, and they've got stuff on their walls, too.

Oh, and str8--it's St. George. No apostrophe s.

tm

I never did get a satisfactory explanation of why the "nothing on the walls" was the ultimate tip-off, but I figured as it was so random, and it turned out to be true, there must be something to it.

Hmmm. Maybe I should have married him after all...

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you went from talking about work to describing your last date.

TM

???

Are you implying that I date guys who have sharp plastic penises?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch

We have soda machines, coffee dispensers, OJ, grapefruit juice, tea, actual milk for coffee (whoever invented "non-dairy creamer" should be mutilated), and a bunch of crackers .

You won't catch my ass visiting Sidd's office, that's for sure. Cracker ass cracker.