Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is there anyone you find good-looking? Regardless of whether she hearts Rob, Amber is hot. Objectively hot.

Meh. But to each her own.

I stumbled across the stupid wedding show. I was enraptured for about 5 minutes. During those five minutes I formed the following two thoughts, which are two more than either of them deserve:

1) Rob has gained a fair amount of weight since the Amazing Race.

2) Why would someone think it's a good idea to give your fiancee a house as a wedding present, and that she would want you to decorate it? Aren't these things that husbands and wives decide together, except in dysfunctional marriages?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is there anyone you find good-looking? Regardless of whether she hearts Rob, Amber is hot. Objectively hot.

Not true. Once NFH can locate an unflattering picture of a person on the internet, the person is no longer hot. Never to be laid again, except out of obligation.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Meh. But to each her own.

So let me get this straight. If you were deciding on the relative hotness of Amber and Wendy the Snapple Lady, they would come out about even?

I'm not saying that she's everyone's type. I just think that some people are objectively good-looking and she is one of them.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
except out of obligation.

How does this obligation thing work? I would have liked to know during my 4-month dry spell of 2004-2005.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2) Why would someone think it's a good idea to give your fiancee a house as a wedding present, and that she would want you to decorate it? Aren't these things that husbands and wives decide together, except in dysfunctional marriages?

As if we didn't already know you're a cheapie when it comes to gifts, you don't have to go putting a "dysfunctional" label on a guy just because he spends big on his lady.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You know how your eyes tend to adjust to the dark after a while? Flipping the lightswitch can be startling experience.

The future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

[sunnybunny]

So, I pass this bum (flower, he was standing in front of "the sign") with a "please help. Am grateful for anything. God bless" I look at him, then look away and I guess he caught me looking, cause he flipped over his sign and the other side said

FUCK U


The bums these days have no manners. Back when I was a kid the panhandlers knew how to work the pity better.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I pass this bum (flower, he was standing in front of "the sign") with a "please help. Am grateful for anything. God bless" I look at him, then look away and I guess he caught me looking, cause he flipped over his sign and the other side said

FUCK U


The bums these days have no manners. Back when I was a kid the panhandlers knew how to work the pity better.

You should be flattered.

Because, you know, I'm certain he really, really wanted to fuck you.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So let me get this straight. If you were deciding on the relative hotness of Amber and Wendy the Snapple Lady, they would come out about even?

I'm not saying that she's everyone's type. I just think that some people are objectively good-looking and she is one of them.

Was that the comparison? Yeah, I'm sure she's hotter than Wendy Snapple. She's not superhot, although she's certainly good looking.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is there anyone you find good-looking? Regardless of whether she hearts Rob, Amber is hot. Objectively hot.

I heart Brad. I think he's good looking. Waxy and all. I just don't think Angelina or Amber are hot. Amber looks too much like Shelly Long in that picture and I hate Shelly Long.

That said, I would not wear an I heart Brad shirt or those ridiculous Mrs. Pitt shirts that were so popular last year.

I would also not wear fuzzy slippers to the mall - which is a trend that is becoming alarmingly popular.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not true. Once NFH can locate an unflattering picture of a person on the internet, the person is no longer hot. Never to be laid again, except out of obligation.

Maybe not even out of obligation.

I thought his facelift was bad during Boogie Nights, but he has become the male Joan Rivers. Or Michael Jackson in 15 years.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I would also not wear fuzzy slippers to the mall - which is a trend that is becoming alarmingly popular.

I wouldn't go to the mall.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I pass this bum (flower, he was standing in front of "the sign") with a "please help. Am grateful for anything. God bless" I look at him, then look away and I guess he caught me looking, cause he flipped over his sign and the other side said

FUCK U


The bums these days have no manners. Back when I was a kid the panhandlers knew how to work the pity better.

Maybe they don't have manners, but they sure seem to have a great sense of humor. Give this guy a dollar for entertaining me. That's good stuff.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's what makes it so much sadder when the fugs do it. Poor things. Why they even try is beyond me.

A little late reply here, but this discussion reminds me of that MTV show "I want a famous face". Some of the people on that show just don't have a prayer.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Too true. Reminds me of that episode of that MTV show where people get plastic surgery to look like a famous person (ncs- what is the name of this show?) and some girl got Ds to look like Britney.

FUCK. STP. Damn it. This was like ONE post below the one I replied to. What a lazy fuck.