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08-01-2005, 06:39 PM
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#3046
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Teaching a Thing or 2
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In Spanky's Nightmares
Posts: 56
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Out of curiosity, where might one get a gold plated vibrator engraved?
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I understand Tiffany's will engrave anything.
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08-01-2005, 06:39 PM
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#3047
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Out of curiosity, where might one get a gold plated vibrator engraved?
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One of those Things Remembered kiosks at the mall. |
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08-01-2005, 06:40 PM
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#3048
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
I understand Tiffany's will engrave anything.
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Interesting. Good to know. |
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08-01-2005, 06:42 PM
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#3049
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
One of those Things Remembered kiosks at the mall.
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No way. You ever priced a gold-plated vibrator? I've never seen those guys not screw something up. I suppose if you were buying it from the store, so that they could try more than once... |
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08-01-2005, 06:43 PM
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#3050
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Out of curiosity, where might one get a gold plated vibrator engraved?
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I believe that the place that sells them also engraves them. |
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08-01-2005, 06:46 PM
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#3051
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A few questions, of the rain-on-your-parade type:
1. How long have you known him? Does he know that you are RT - does he read this board? You seem head-over-heels and that always makes me nervous after just one night of luuuuv, as it were. Not that I'm not very happy for you.
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Five or so years, though under considerably different circumstances. Yes, yes, and cautiously optimistic.
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2. Do you make trips to where he lives often? Does he come to Houston often - is it feasible that you could have an ldr?
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Not in the past, but I think it's feasible, and the details need to be worked out a bit, but Southwest / Continental will be seeing me a bit.
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3. Have you had ldrs in the past?
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Yes. Longest was for three and a half years, with more distance and less disposable income for travel.
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That said, I'm very pleased for you that the vibrators are getting some competition. Sex is fun. I would echo what Coltrane said, and just let it be without thinking too much about what it means etc.
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Thank you. It means a lot to me that you're concerned.
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08-01-2005, 06:49 PM
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#3052
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Out of curiosity, where might one get a gold plated vibrator engraved?
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www.jimmyjane.com
Adult product website, no nudity. Also available in steel and also platinum.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-01-2005, 06:49 PM
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#3053
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
This one goes to eleven?
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there was a guy
a normal lawyer guy who read the FB
got killed by ten million posts by penske socks
including blue triangle and new jersey
poor flinty's gone to heaven
Spanky's pie in the sky
got sucked down by a hole
now there's a hole in the Spanky Unified Theory
and the politics board's not buying
and if the politics board's not buying
Spanky's gonna burn
we'll all take turns
i'll get mine, too
poor flinty's gone to heaven
if mmmmmmm is 5
if mmmmmmm is 5
if mmmmmmm is 5
then the paigow is 6
then the paigow is 6
then the paigow is 6
then the paigow is 6
and if the paigow is 6
then Spanky is 7
then Spanky is 7
then Spanky is 7!
poor flinty's gone to heaven
That is what my engraved gold-plated vibrator says. I got the large. |
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08-01-2005, 06:51 PM
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#3054
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sex is fun. I would echo what Coltrane said, and just let it be without thinking too much about what it means etc.
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I don't think I said this, but I agree.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-01-2005, 06:53 PM
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#3055
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think I said this, but I agree.
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[She's still confusing you and sebby. I point this out so her post makes sense to you, but not to encourage anyone to believe that your avatars are confusingly similar. Because they aren't. Only to Canadians.] |
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08-01-2005, 06:53 PM
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#3056
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
No way. You ever priced a gold-plated vibrator? I've never seen those guys not screw something up. I suppose if you were buying it from the store, so that they could try more than once...
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Two suggestions:
1. Platinum rather than gold. It has more heft.
2. A mohel. |
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08-01-2005, 06:54 PM
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#3057
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
www.jimmyjane.com
Adult product website, no nudity. Also available in steel and also platinum.
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Good to know. Steel might be more appropriate. More durable. |
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08-01-2005, 06:55 PM
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#3058
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
No way. You ever priced a gold-plated vibrator? I've never seen those guys not screw something up. I suppose if you were buying it from the store, so that they could try more than once...
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This one goes to 1?
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08-01-2005, 06:55 PM
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#3059
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
2. A mohel.
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I'm afraid to Google this at work. Typo? |
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08-01-2005, 06:55 PM
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#3060
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
there was a guy
a normal lawyer guy who read the FB
got killed by ten million posts by penske socks
including blue triangle and new jersey
poor flinty's gone to heaven
Spanky's pie in the sky
got sucked down by a hole
now there's a hole in the Spanky Unified Theory
and the politics board's not buying
and if the politics board's not buying
Spanky's gonna burn
we'll all take turns
i'll get mine, too
poor flinty's gone to heaven
if mmmmmmm is 5
if mmmmmmm is 5
if mmmmmmm is 5
then the paigow is 6
then the paigow is 6
then the paigow is 6
then the paigow is 6
and if the paigow is 6
then Spanky is 7
then Spanky is 7
then Spanky is 7!
poor flinty's gone to heaven
That is what my engraved gold-plated vibrator says. I got the large.
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ncs:
I fucking love you. (Platonically, Mr. Man, easy.)
Yours,
Flinty
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