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11-09-2005, 10:21 AM
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#3046
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
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Apropos of this, in the last week, in terms of most popular web searches, Christopher Guest was ranked number one. I clicked on the link to find out why (I still haven't, btw) and, of course, a number of websites related to Spinal Tap were retrieved. Normally, I wouldn't have thought twice about this except for the fact that I noted the movie was made in 1986. I am still shocked and chagrinned to realize that this movie came out almost 20 years ago.
I love that movie.
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11-09-2005, 10:21 AM
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#3047
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So is she Lord Replaced Texan? How does that work with a gal? Lady Replaced Texan? DOes that make Balt a Lord? This will help with his makeover.
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I think the counterpart to knight is dame. Like Judi Dench and Barbara Cartland are Dames, while Mick Jagger and Sean Connery and Paul McCartney are knights.
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11-09-2005, 10:25 AM
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#3048
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I dunno. He has chapped hands too.
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You can throw in gratuitous "my boyfriend" references now. That's worth something.
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11-09-2005, 10:29 AM
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#3049
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usually superfluous
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: the comfy chair
Posts: 434
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Actually, for the record, soupsandwich is one seriously sexy motherfucker. Y'all can add him to my list of potential internet boyfriends.
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"One seriously sexy motherfucker"? Nice. Although you forgot "smoldering". I do tend to smolder. And thank you for not being repulsed by my lack of a discernable, lively, and descriptive internet persona.
Now please excuse me while I return to using my baltassoc, andViolins, and Aloha Mr. Learned Hand socks.
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11-09-2005, 10:30 AM
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#3050
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Interesting that neither of them had "ladyloving" under the hobbies section.
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It is implied. Always implied.
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11-09-2005, 10:33 AM
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#3051
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Poll
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've heard this story from the other side. You see that "woman" was Penske. Full on drag for him was a phase that lasted only about a month, so you were lucky you crossed paths just then.
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Small World.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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11-09-2005, 10:35 AM
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#3052
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Who the FUCK invited Balt to speak at my eulogy?
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
"One seriously sexy motherfucker"? Nice. Although you forgot "smoldering". I do tend to smolder. And thank you for not being repulsed by my lack of a discernable, lively, and descriptive internet persona.
Now please excuse me while I return to using my baltassoc, andViolins, and Aloha Mr. Learned Hand socks.
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BnB is a real peach, isn't she?
I'm sure she didn't leave out smoldering on purpose. You just had her distracted with all the other stuff. (I'm guessing.)
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11-09-2005, 10:38 AM
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#3053
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
most bathroom stall sex is with a "onesome" so the "twosome" thing was a necessary detail.
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How is it illegal to have sex in a bathroom stall? You're hidden from view. Most public sex laws require public display of the sex. I see none of that here. Overzealous law enforcement, IMO. Goddamned liberals...
I have a friend who used to jack off in the men's room at work. Could he be arrested if he admitted doing so at a drunken happy hour? I wonder what the statute of lims is...
And just who investigates such behavior? Isn't peeking into stalls a crime? More importantly, WHY are they investigating such behavior? Two cheerleaders want to go at it in a bathroom stall. So what?
This sets troubling precedent for everybody who's ever used a bathroom stall to take drugs while pretending to be dropping the kids off at the pool.
I need to know where Alito stands on it.
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11-09-2005, 10:44 AM
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#3054
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How is it illegal to have sex in a bathroom stall? You're hidden from view. Most public sex laws require public display of the sex. I see none of that here. Overzealous law enforcement, IMO. Goddamned liberals...
I have a friend who used to jack off in the men's room at work. Could he be arrested if he admitted doing so at a drunken happy hour?
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You worked with Slave too?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-09-2005, 10:50 AM
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#3055
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Nutless Metrosexual
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Over the Rainbow
Posts: 59
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How is it illegal to have sex in a bathroom stall? You're hidden from view. Most public sex laws require public display of the sex. I see none of that here. Overzealous law enforcement, IMO. Goddamned liberals...
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Liberal law enforcement officers in Carolina?
I'd debating whether to nominate this or Penske's recap of the election as the Wildest Delusion of the Day.
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11-09-2005, 10:57 AM
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#3056
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by Nut Penske
bleh.
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Now that the insurrección has been crushed, can the admins turn their honourable and just attentions to this sock's infringement of my IP and potentiall outable trade dress?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-09-2005, 10:58 AM
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#3057
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Nutless Metrosexual
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Over the Rainbow
Posts: 59
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Lesbian Cheerleader Catfight
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Now that the insurrección has been crushed, can the admins turn their honourable and just attentions to this sock's infringement of my IP and potentiall outable trade dress?
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Please, only one entry per day in the WDoD sweepstakes!
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Na-na na-na-na!
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11-09-2005, 11:15 AM
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#3058
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Po Bronson
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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
The trouble with Po Bronson's book is that he seems to believe most people have a calling. Most do not, and those that do, sure as hell don't need to be advised to pursue their calling.
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My Mom gave me that book in lieu of a gift certificate for therapy. I read half of it and threw it in the basket of books in the corner of my gym.
Bronson's problem, like all others who write such books, is that he refuses to discuss economics. Most "callings" are of the creative sort, and its the one in a million creative person who becomes the next great novelist, painter, guitarist. In the meantime, we've all got bills to pay.
Someone needs to write a book on how to get your dream job while paying the mortgage. I guess maybe Less should do that now...
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11-09-2005, 11:17 AM
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#3059
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Po Bronson
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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
The trouble with Po Bronson's book is that he seems to believe most people have a calling. Most do not, and those that do, sure as hell don't need to be advised to pursue their calling.
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This is the only post of yours with which I can ever recall agreeing.
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11-09-2005, 11:22 AM
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#3060
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Po Bronson
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bronson's problem, like all others who write such books, is that he refuses to discuss economics.
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I don't think he has a problem at all. It sounds like he's selling lots of books.
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