A Black Hole of Happiness

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You said ring finger is "a lot shorter" on one hand, but on the other they are basically the same. So my confusion remains.

You could always suck a strap-on?

She said ring and middle are the same.

This whole topic is just crazy confusing.

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by dtb
Let me 'splain: at first, I thought we were to compare middle and ring fingers. On one hand, my ring and middle fingers are almost exactly the same length, on the other hand, the ring finger is substantially shorter.

Then I read that we are to be comparing index and ring, and that ring finger LONGER means straight. Which would have meant I'm straight.

Then, I finally went back to gwink's original post, and realize now that ring finger longer means gay -- and that means I'm totally gay.

I'm so glad I have these guideposts to tell me whether I'm gay or not. Though for a gay gal, I sure do like dick sucking.

Or, stated more simply, "Words, words, words, words, words...pay dirt!"

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
What's the confusion? On one hand, my ring finger is a lot shorter than my MIDDLE finger, and on the other RING AND MIDDLE are basically the same -- but apparently comparisons of ring and middle do not reveal the secrets of one's sexual desires, so comparing the two of them was pointless, other than the perk of fringe confusion!

Oooooh. Wow, if on one hand your ring is as long as your middle finger, you are some kind of circus freak.* Yay!

*which is why I read "middle" as "index" roughly 500 times, I think

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

...by I can't think of any other reason to go to espn.com.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
...by I can't think of any other reason to go to espn.com.

Susan Waldron's voice is very annoying. But Michael Kaye himself is annoying.

I like Paul O'Neill.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by barely_legal
My new favorite show in the world is Rock of Love. I've never been a big Poison fan, but I can actually see why some of these crack-addled, stripper, porn-star wannabes want to be with Brett, where I could never really buy into Flavor of Love because it was so obvious that 90% of the women were repulsed by Flava Flav. Brett is a horndog but actually seems nice, somewhat intelligent and insightful. Oh, and at least one of the women on this show is definitely a transexual.

I had high hopes for Scott Baio is 45 and Single but I think Rock of Love is going to be better.

Thank God Bilmore isn't here to read this.

That show is awesome!
Tiffany was so drunk that the subtitles weren't even making sense. At least 9 of those women are strippers and the rest are professional groupies. Except for the one who said she really liked Bret Michaels music and her favorite song was Every Thorn has a Rose.
The woman in the cowboy hat is definitely on roids or something. She's too manly and the stripper that was showing Tiffany how to use the pole and pick up quarters is another manly one. I can't wait to see the cat fights.

[dtb]

I'm trying to find some cast iron hose guides like the ones I already have, but no luck. These are kind of ok, but I'm not crazy about them.

Can anyone suggest an online place where I might find some cooler ones?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by dtb
I'm trying to find some cast iron hose guides like the ones I already have, but no luck. These are kind of ok, but I'm not crazy about them.

Can anyone suggest an online place where I might find some cooler ones?

http://www.thephantomgardener.com/

this place is in rhinebeck. there is another place that is nice in either pawling or patterson.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
I'm trying to find some cast iron hose guides like the ones I already have, but no luck. These are kind of ok, but I'm not crazy about them.

Can anyone suggest an online place where I might find some cooler ones?

Would it totally freak your shit out if I told you that I have never even heard of hose guides before??? Seriously. Are they useful with crotch rockets?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That show is awesome!
Tiffany was so drunk that the subtitles weren't even making sense. At least 9 of those women are strippers and the rest are professional groupies. Except for the one who said she really liked Bret Michaels music and her favorite song was Every Thorn has a Rose.
The woman in the cowboy hat is definitely on roids or something. She's too manly and the stripper that was showing Tiffany how to use the pole and pick up quarters is another manly one. I can't wait to see the cat fights.

Hey, don't be hatin' on Tiffany! What, have you been drinking Haterade? That's ok, ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

Seriously, what the hell was going on there? I read on another site that she is actually a registered nurse. Can you imagine coming out of surgery and facing that?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
cast iron hose guides

I was wondering if this was code for something.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Hey, don't be hatin' on Tiffany! What, have you been drinking Haterade? That's ok, ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

Seriously, what the hell was going on there? I read on another site that she is actually a registered nurse. Can you imagine coming out of surgery and facing that?

What? No. Way.
I can see them keeping her around for comic relief, or to antagonize (a lot like New York in Flavor of Love). But the one who couldn't finish a sentence, or like, form words? Why keep her? Drug connection? The one I really like is the one who doesn't drink. And the one on the pole. She seemed like a fun party girl. But not over the top. I can't wait to see who gets pushed in the pool.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Would it totally freak your shit out if I told you that I have never even heard of hose guides before??? Seriously. Are they useful with crotch rockets?

I didn't know the name for them either, until I started looking for them.

They're stakes that you put in the ground around plantings so that when you drag the hose around your yard to water, the hose doesn't steamroller your plantings.

The hose constantly gets into the boxwoods when I'm watering the container plants. You wouldn't thing this would be such a big deal.

[patentparanyc]

And you can donate 45 to a charity!

So much for Nobu Midtown?

http://www.slate.com/id/2170561/

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
The hose constantly gets into the boxwoods

Bad, bad hose.