Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Workplace appropriate for casual Friday? Assuming a fresh pedi, of course.

I would say no for you. A guy who logs all the tris you do, you bound to have some fungi issues.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2.

Ty, see above.

Thank ghod you're back. Can you please do the necessary?

[http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...962#post252962]

I would PM you to spare Penske's feelings, but since I am definitely on his ignore list he can't see this post anyway. Thanks.

ETA fixed link. I think. But if you could arrange for me to have sex with a six-toed Scarlett Johansson that would be just dandy as well.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
With the emotional support of a certain individual who shall remain nameless but I have heard that he likes to prance about in pink pants, I bit the bullet and bought a deeply-discounted yet still expensive Pucci dress on Bluefly. Well, it arrived yesterday and it is awesome. Feels like I am wearing a work of art. Now I just have to do mushrooms and stare at it and my life will be complete.

I wish I could post a picture, but I bought the last one, so the link is inactive. Anyhoo, just imagine something purple and white and blue and swirly.

has the female partner seen it yet?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Adder
What reason is there to think he was clean?

His pointed accusations of everyone else from the moral highground upon which he apparently resides.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
The only clean rider ever? Any sour grapes?

What about Lance? Seriously. I don't really follow this stuff, but so many riders have been busted this year, and yet despite constant testing no one busted Lance. It's unlikely that the frequency or sensitivity of the tests dramatically improved in the past year.

So, Penske -- was Lance clean? (And whatever happened to the frozen-urine thing?)

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You are slipping. You usually ask if commando as well is work approp.

It's Friday, commando is a given.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Happy Birthday! I hope all your wishes come true.

Thanks. Me too.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
It's Friday, commando is a given.

LOL, touche.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I would say no for you. A guy who logs all the tris you do, you bound to have some fungi issues.

The polish of the pedi covers the fungi, dim fuck!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Please divulge who your "friends" here are so we can all gang up on them too.

Patentpara and I are "friends." We both enjoy organic foods like those found at the Wedge Co-op in Minneapolis, and both are quite fond of Vitamin Water, particularly the Power C and Revive flavors. "Friends"! I may be a bit tough on her for her complete incoherence, but that is just tough love is what that is.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Patentpara and I are "friends." We both enjoy organic foods like those found at the Wedge Co-op in Minneapolis, and both are quite fond of Vitamin Water, particularly the Power C and Revive flavors. "Friends"! I may be a bit tough on her for her complete incoherence, but that is just tough love is what that is.

Thanks, Flower.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Scars are sexy.

Depends on the scar. I happen to think Mrs. dL's Caesarean scar is sexy, but that's just me. A knife scar across the face would not be very sexy.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Adder
The "cycling analyst" on SportCenter this morning was saying the he didn't have elevated testosterone levels, but instead had an unusually low level of epitestosterone, leading to a blown ratio. I don't know what that means exactly, but the analyst suggested that it was strange and not necessarily a sign of using performance enhancers.

Of course, the amazing performance on the day of the blown test is damning circumstantial evidence in the court of public opinion.

How long does testosterone stay in the system? He was tested the days before and the days after. Did they come up dirty? Was this like a one-day energy booster shot?

Or, did he just forget to take the epitestosterone with the shot that day?

At least Tyler hamilton could be explained by someone screwing up the blood bag and giving him someone else's not his.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
What about Lance? Seriously. I don't really follow this stuff, but so many riders have been busted this year, and yet despite constant testing no one busted Lance. It's unlikely that the frequency or sensitivity of the tests dramatically improved in the past year.

So, Penske -- was Lance clean? (And whatever happened to the frozen-urine thing?)

I don't think so and never have (is this unAmerican to assert?). Apparently, however, he did use really good masking agents.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
The only clean rider ever? Any sour grapes?

What an ass. The only clean rider in an era they had no tests whatsoever. So, he was clean, the others were all dirty, yet he still won three times?