A sad, constant bid for attention

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You leave Ironweed alone, meanie.

Thanks a lot, mom.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I don't color my hair I have no grey.

I wanted to highlight it but afraid to mess with the base. I will wait until I grey to do so and maybe do caramel highlights.

I have no gray either. I just like to color my hair. For fun.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ironweed
I always suspected that you were intimately familiar with Dilbert cartoons past and present and were just waiting to deploy your knowledge at the right moment. And yet I did nothing. I have no one to blame but myself.

Finally I have a Str8 moment that doesn't involve Jeff Garcia. The guy who does Dilbert lives in my neighborhood, and his wife owns a restaurant down the street.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I confess that I covet your hair.

I had a long conversation with a certain long-haired fellow about whether my hair would even do what your hair does if I cut it just like yours.

The consensus was that it would not.

Thank you! His name is Jerry Millener, at and I've been going to him since I was 14 or 15 years old. We've gotten to the point where I don't even tell him what I want. I show up and he starts cutting. I can't take any credit at all for my hair since it's all cut or genetics.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The guy who does Dilbert

Dilbert is a gay?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Finally I have a Str8 moment that doesn't involve Jeff Garcia. The guy who does Dilbert lives in my neighborhood, and his wife owns a restaurant down the street.

Big fucking deal. Does your neighborhood all get "A Dibert-a-Day" desk calenders at the holidays or anything?

Now, if it were the woman who does "Cathy" I'd be impressed.

[NotFromHere]

From wwtdd.com....Sienna Miller is in Pittsburgh these days for her part in "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh”, and it would seem the poor little lamb isn’t happy about it. In the new Rolling Stone, she calls the town “Shitsburgh” and asks the reporter:

"Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you're back in your funky New York apartment and I'm still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films."

These are the most recent photos of Sienna, or as they'll be called next week in court, her “last known” photos. It's always a solid idea to act like a spoiled little princess whenever you go somewhere new, and even smarter to publicly insult the city you're gonna be working in for the next few month. Like calling the warden a fag when you have two years left on your sentence. Good thinkin, honey!

And if you scroll down a little there are some really hot pictures of some chick named Mercedes McNab.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Those of us with mousy droopy hair are required to wash it everyday, with shampoo. The rest of you can go to hell.

I submit that this is untrue.

I used to think it was true, but now I do not.

Try it, just for a week. Every other shower, wet your hair but skip washing it. You'll be amazed.

Amazed, I tell you.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I submit that this is untrue.

I used to think it was true, but now I do not.

Try it, just for a week. Every other shower, wet your hair but skip washing it. You'll be amazed.

Amazed, I tell you.

I've done this when I've been running late in the morning. I can't get it to do anything after that and it generally looks like stringy crap. I have baby fine hair - it's very temperamental.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I've lost my motivation. Has anyone seen it?

Drop by the managing partner's office. I'm sure he'll help you find it.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have no gray either. I just like to color my hair. For fun.

My hair has been every color you can imagine hair being. For fun.

I spent all summer as a kind of Jessica Alba-esque blonde. I'm back to brunette for winter though.

AoN, the lpga is looking for an attorney.
http://www.lpga.com/content_1.aspx?pid=59

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I submit that this is untrue.

I used to think it was true, but now I do not.

Try it, just for a week. Every other shower, wet your hair but skip washing it. You'll be amazed.

Amazed, I tell you.

My policy: Wash hair once a week, whether it needs it or not. Sometimes I will think I need to wash it, and then I think better of it.

True, though, about the hanging-around-people-who-smoke thing. It completely ruins my policy. That's why I try to avoid people who smoke.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have no gray either. I just like to color my hair. For fun.

Do you botox for fun? Because the 20 somethings are surely going to look younger.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Do you botox for fun? Because the 20 somethings are surely going to look younger.

I botox just to fit in.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I botox just to fit in.

What does botox smell like?